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gamerbros be like “im not a transphobe but if you acknowledge that trans people exist in your game i will absolutely refuse to play it or stop immediately if i am currently playing it”

rottingandlovingit

Is the post about that one boomer game reviewer who was seething over a game’s dlc having a scene with 2 10 pixel sized pride flags?

rottingandlovingit

This one

crisedoctobre

You left out the best part

soultobeloved

“women in the rain” - marina abramović, balkan erotic epic

m4ge-deactivated20210331

letsallgotothelobby

Silenced.

cryptidtiddie

this is, no exaggeration, the funniest thing i’ve ever seen

peachsnout-deactivated20190614

its no longer labor day you cant reblog the todaybor day post anymore

catwithbenefits

junkalopes

tiktoks-we-like

Can someone please tell me why walmart is selling cakes with the hurricane on it??? what the fuck is going ON???

fuckblast

I don't love tiktok but it's vital non Americans watch

asteroidarsonist

florida culture is having “hurricane parties” which is where you and all your friends have a sleepover at the sturdiest house among the group and pray the power doesn’t go out during your group netflix binge. there’s usually a lot of snacks involved so it’s nice to see walmart making special cakes for the occasion

l0dge49

#oh no #thats my state #its always florida

harpyhormones

subtitle regulations really need to catch up to modern day productions on youtube

when you have big professional companies like bon appetit, or geek & sundry, or microjig, or americas test kitchen, and theyre producing content to put on youtube and other sites, they shouldnt be allowed to rely on auto captioning, or fans captioning it for them

closed captioning regulations had to be implemented for tv and film because otherwise, we just…. didnt get any

and now that they can get away with not doing it on the internet, theyve gone right back to not captioning anything because nobody is making them

those regulations really need to catch up

tl;dr im hard of hearing and im pissed that closed captioning isnt required on videos on the internet

wittywallflower

This.

Do y’all want viewers or no? Cuz you would see a lot more views in your stats if you properly captioned your videos for deaf users, hard of hearing users, users with audio processing disorders, English-as-a-second-language users, or just… people who watch videos in situations where they have to keep the volume down/off.

stream

nicolauda

Lion King (1994) explaining the importance of stylized 2D animation: Lion King (2019) and Cats (2019):

pastaroasta

Kimba The White Lion (1965) explaining the importance of an original idea:

Lion King (1994) Lion King (2019) Cats (2019)

doink-z-deactivated20241130

Shakespeare (1564) explaining the importance of an original idea:

Kimba the White Lion (1965), The Lion King (1994), The Lion King (2019), Cats (2019):

onceuponamirror

Saxo Grammaticus (c. 1160 – c. 1220) explaining the importance of understanding that all creative work is inherently derivative once you study the oral tradition of storytelling and history and that’s okay because generations have always reformatted tropes and themes to make them relatable to their current audiences

Shakespeare (1564), Kimba the White Lion (1965), The Lion King (1994), The Lion King (2019), Cats (2019):

debrides

I worked with toddlers and pre schoolers for three years. Sometimes I accidentally slip and tell a friend to say bye to an inanimate object (“say bye bus!”) & occasionally they unthinkingly just do it.

lesbirdan

I’m glad there’s a teacher version of “accidentally called teacher ‘mom’”

hermionegranger

when I worked at Medieval Times occasionally I would slip in real life and call people “my lord”

mugsandpugs1-deactivated2019010

One time during family prayer, dad began: “our father who art in heaven, American Airlines, how can I help you?”

thomrainierskies

One time my dad went to the White Castle drive-thru and the lady (who was supposed to say ‘Welcome to White Castle, what’s your crave?’) asked, “Welcome to White Castle, what’s your problem?”

She apologized profusely while my dad proceeded to lose his shit laughing.

mirab3lle

Yesterday I went to Wendy’s and the girl said “Welcome to McDonalds” and then just sighed

icouldwritebooks

Somebody in the elevator asked me what floor I lived on, and I answered “please open your books to page eight”, and we just kind of stared at each other, blinking.

crimeronan

i work retail full time and my script gets frequently messy - ill ask the same question twice, or say “$2.60 is your total” while handing back their change, or say “how are you doing today?” instead of “have a good day!” like name it ive bungled it

but anyway, this lady came thru my line buying a book and the review on the front said: “few books are well written, fewer still are important, and this book manages to be both”

as i handed her the bag i was trying to say “thanks, youre all set” and instead my brain mashed up the review and i said “thanks, youre important”

there was this short pause in which i tried to figure out what the fuck id just said. she blinked and then said “oh thank you! youre important too!”

the real kicker was one of my coworkers. when i was relating this story later his response was “at least you said something NICE. last week i accidentally combined ‘youre welcome’ and ‘no problem’ into ‘youre a problem’”

agrestenoir

one time, since I used to work as a daycare teacher with preschoolers, i was on my college campus in my gym, and someone was running in the weight room and tripped over a machine and fell, and instead of offering to help, I just stared and said, “This is why we use our walking feet.” we both sat there for a while until the guy nodded and said, “yeah, okay, i should’ve done that.”

gin-and-eschatonic

I’ve spent a good chunk of time working in kitchens, so I still will reflexively say shit like “behind” and “coming around” as I maneuver through spaces and around people.

Which, actually, not such a bad thing; I’m a big guy and can come across as imposing pretty easily. The position calls can help defuse that, and also help avoid collisions.

Less good is the time my brain was half functional and I let slip a “coming with a knife” while grocery shopping. THAT took some explaining.

harold-theyre-thespians

I work in an office and send tens of emails to customers every day. Once my mum asked me to send her a train ticket I had bought for her. I emailed her “Hello mum, as agreed, please find attached the ticked you requested. Thanks, Alex”

narwhalsarefalling

i worked as a camp counselor, and i would have the kids tap somewhere on my legs if they needed something because im a pretty tall dude. today asked my cat if he needed something.

wren-likethe-bird

I have woken up in a cold sweat saying “is that for here or to go?”

la-mancha-screwjob

Every time a friend thanks me, and I respond with “gladly” or “my pleasure”, I die completely 1000% inside

fair-itself

I work at a plasma donation center. When processing donors, we call them by name, they walk up to the counter, and then we ask for their name and donor number. One time, instead of saying “Robert” I hollered “Name and donor number!?” into a full waiting room. Three people started announcing their names and donor numbers before we all realized that I fucked up.

maplefiasco

In college, I was a barista at Borders (remember Borders, you guys?!) I once drove through Taco Bell on my way home after a shift. When the cashier said, “okay, that’ll be $5.46!” I cheerfully responded, “Do you have a Borders rewards card?”

iamthatbeast

I have dealt with so many difficult customers over the years that I used to angrily call my dog “Sir” when I was mad at him.

widonotts

My first job was at my nearest Panera, and after coming home from a ten-hour Sunday morning shift, I was exhausted; but when my mom called me to come downstairs, instead of replying in the grumpy teenagerish tone I usually would, I said in my cheeriest, fakest voice, “Not a problem at all, let me just check with my manager!” before realizing my mistake.

artwlw

my coworker went to back up the cash registers one time and she had been at customer service right before. when we finish with a customer we have to sometimes get the attention of the next person and will shout “i can get the next person in line!” but instead of saying that she yelled “HI WHAT CAN I HELP YOU WITH” to everyone in the general area

youlovelucie

I have told my dog “no thank you” so many times after working at a preschool

spacecores

a couple of times i’ve gotten stuck in a hello how are you good how are you good how are you loop with an equally tired Fred Meyer’s cashier after a long shift but the best time was after a 10 to 10 post-holidays after they told me my total, I asked if they would like a bag today and after a confused few seconds they were like, “no… I have the bags”

thebritishteapot

Worked in a gallery where we asked people to take off their backpacks in order not to accidentally damage paintings. So when I went to the shop later and saw a guy in the line in front of me, I told him he had to remove his backpack. He probably thought I was politely trying to rob him.

valkyrieritter

The other day they had me working with softserve and fried dough. I was burned out because I kept bouncing back and forth between the fryer and my register and these people had like, 8 things in their order. We get to the ice cream part of the order, and it comes in a bowl or cone. Instead of saying “Would you like the vanilla in a bowl or cone?” I said “Would you like the bowl in a vanilla or cone?” And we all stopped and had to think that through as my cart runner is staring me down like “tf are you doing?”

dhampir-dyke

I work at Hardees and we have to yell “thank you” whenever we’re told to do something because of how loud the kitchen is.

One morning, my mom hollered at me to wake up, and half-asleep me yells at full volume,

“THANK YOU”

eyefriend-deactivated20181218

i work with dogs, and i have to be a bit strict with them sometimes in order to keep fights from breaking out. recently, while making tea, the kettle started boiling sooner than i wanted, so without thinking i turned around sharply, pointed my finger at it and stared it down, and said, “Bad boy! You need to wait!” needless to say i was very glad i was alone

mynameisdevon

I know I’ve reblogged this a billion times but I’ve worked retail for 8 years and these things are never not funny.

swimtonewyorkstate

I work with horses and whenever someone’s driving too fast I’ll say stuff like “whoa” and I’ve tried to click to a car because that’s a cue for a horse to go faster.

fluffy-moose

So… I work at a gas station. My computers have since changed to make this impossible now, but about a year ago, for about 8 years, store policy was that 2 of our 8 pumps were pay-at-pump only. However, we still technically had buttons to turn them on for things like transports or buses.

My best friend’s dad comes in during the winter and fills up the snowplows that he and a few of his guys use to plow the parking lots in the city, including the one my gas station is in.

Now, up until a year ago, I would have to get on the intercom and tell people this huge script;

“I’m sorry pump 6/8, that’s a pay at the pump only. If you’d like to pay at the pump, you will have to hang up the nozzle first, and wait for the screen to clear, before inserting a debit or credit card into the machine with stripe to the right.“

and then I’d hang up the com and go back to whatever I was doing; usually dealing with other customers. I got so used to saying it that I wouldn’t even look at our camera, I’d look right at the com and then hang it up.

Enter; my bestfriend’s dad and one of his buddies… I got through my speech and hung up the com before going back to what I was doing. My com gets buzzed and I kinda figure ‘okay, maybe they didn’t hear me‘, so I turn the com back on and ask if they need help. I release the com button, and suddenly I hear laughing and a ‘Hi Jess. I’m filling up the snowplows. Can ya turn the pump on for me?‘

I was mortified. My best friend’s dad, a man I’ve gone on trips with, spent Thanksgiving and Easter with, had just been on the receiving end of my ‘Dat-Bitch-Fake-As-Fuck‘ voice, as my friend likes to call it…

Needless to say, any time I see a snowplow come in, I make sure to LOOK before I open my mouth…

mothmanshowmehole-3000

My mom works as a customer service phone rep and one time in highschool while I was calling her (my parents are separated, I live with my dad) she said “is there anything else I can help you with” in a haughty tone. She felt so bad.

fwizard

my mom was a barnworker when i was growing up and would often hip check me and my bro and cluck at us to get us out of her way and then would immediately laugh her ass off when she realized

trans-rebel

I once woke myself up in the middle of the night by loudly asking “How many in your party?” in my sleep

dpsmainprivilege

TWITCH STAFF MUST CONDEMN

mechahiggs

#why did they make me watch limmy experience a microaggression

thefatfuck-irl

venusgfs

rb with your straight number

ohhimarx

I am extremely called out

dashaibo

This quiz made me nauseous.

invaderzimmo-deactivated2020061

outdatedprometheus

thejeksburyguy

I got a 2 and I would just like to say that vests are gay af and the fact I own one counts for 'straight points' is transphobic and anti-dramatic Victorian aesthetic, in this essay I will-

half-feral-sewer-kitten

#i got a 5

im-mender

possibly the funniest moment ever @snapscube @paperboxhouse @chongoblog

normal-horoscopes

“VIOLENCE FOR VIOLENCE IS THE RULE OF BEASTS” SAYS THE MAN WHO SPENT THEIR DAYS INFLICTING VIOLENCE UPON THE INNOCENT AND NOW FEARS THEIR RIGHTFUL RETRIBUTION

“AN EYE FOR AN EYE LEAVES THE WHOLE WORLD BLIND” SAYS THE MAN WITH BOTH EYES INTACT

HOW QUICKLY THE HAWK BECOMES A DOVE WHEN FACED WITH THE BARREL OF A GUN

normal-horoscopes

FRIENDLY REMINDER THAT THIS POST IS ABOUT TERFS

acti-veg

Just so you guys know, the toxic anti-vegan/vegetarian culture in online spaces is exactly what leads people into thinking that this kind of shit is okay.

thespecialpsycho

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