*deals you damage*

| tbh this is a bg3 blog at this point | fi | late 20's | mixed persona of a gamerbro and a pinterest-mom | art: abyssalo | genshin: ventiskneesocks |

[transmascvillain]

Gabriel, my darling tav and his absolutely CUNTY little outfits.

[wizardsisananimal]

the procrastinator’s mind will invent distractions you’ve never conceived of in order to avoid tasks even a dog could do.

[deadbeatmaker]

nothing more cringe than ticket control in civilian clothing like man why are you flashing your card at me like you’re in the fucking FBI

[dogpuppy]

At the local hamburger shop and they said yelled out “order 167!” And three middle school age kids yelled in perfect unison “ 6 7!” Life is sometimes so beautiful

[moisterpeggingchampion]

If you reference 67 you deserve to be executed on the spot tbh

[dogpuppy]

If I was king for a day the first thing I would do would be to sentence you to a life full of love and understanding.

[authoritankie]

"The USSR was so oppressive they didn't even have tropical fruit" hey quick question why is tropical fruit so readily available in the US. WHY IS TROPICAL FRUIT SO READILY AVAILABLE IN THE US.

[batmanisagatewaydrug]

quickly now: how did Florida and Hawaii come to be part of the US empire

[richard-fucking-feynman]

We got Florida in an agreement with Spain. That’s not really that interesting or controversial. It’s not even where the ToT started—that was Georgia.

Hawaii and most of the Southwest though…

[hesperocyon-lesbian]

1. How do you think Spain acquired that territory?

2. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Seminole_Wars

Seminole Wars - Wikipedia

Seminole Wars - Wikipedia

The US fought multiple bloody wars of extermination in order to solidify its colonial hold over Florida. I realize this isn’t discussed as much as the Trail of Tears but that doesn’t mean it didn’t happen. Every inch of land the US ever acquired was gotten through violent conquest at some step along the way, whether through the fellow colonial powers it payed for the acquisition, direct conquest, or the later maintenance of that acquisition

[jasmineiros]

[shitswiftiessay]

also, its sister tweet:

[dandalfthe-gay-deactivated20251]

How could you forget:

[galacticism]

[slushi-chan]

Had to add this gem

[therobotmonster]

Pouring one out for Poison Junior.

[contemptible-scoundrel]

they should add green to the transgender pride flag to represent hustlers+money

[redtuple]

Some say he does it in purpose

[doubleca5t]

All these tourists having a great time at the World Cup isn't surprising b/c the first rule of America is that this place rules if you have money to blow and it's a nightmare if you don't. The prohibitively high cost of attending the World Cup filtered out all the ppl who don't have money so all the people who actually made it to the U.S. are basically guaranteed to have fun

[elethart]

Travel sketches from Bashkiria

Villages Inzer and Kaga with a beutiful Christian church, on a way from Ufa to Ural mountains where Shulgan-Tash cave is located, containing Palaeolithic rock art

Shulgan-Tash cave and the Blue Lake at its entrance are believed to be home of evil spirits, and the locals call that funny relief in the nearby rock "Shulgen's eyes" (villain from Ural-Batyr poem)

[shripscapi]

my half of an art trade with @hadrassians of rogue trader proxima von valancius 🩵

[nylilcosmos]

Messmer The Impaler 𖣂

[downwithpeople]

you and me are going to outlive this website. you and me are going to outlive everything. one day it will just be you and me

[downwithpeople]

some people have tagged this with their various favourite fictional characters or even worse, their friends and lovers. let me be crystal fucking clear. it’s going to be you. and me.

[kitschke]

i kinda love this response. just try reading my comment in a nicer voice and you'll feel better

[tippyturret]

[luciacaminoz]

my relationship with dragon age as a series is so twisted it’s like my ex-husband i divorced in the messiest way possible but i still have feelings for him nobody knows me like he does and we have occasional passionate love affairs still but also i daydream about killing him in his sleep quite often

[luciacaminoz]

hes lying next to me in bed my hands are shaking closing around his throat i cant see through the tears

[itwasabeautifulwebbing]

the best part about durgetash is this meme works in reverse too, they're versatile that way

[agarthanguide]

Link to the article

We regret to inform you that the sunshine and friendship app is actually a children killing app.

[jeffgerstmann]

I have been telling people for years that the company behind Pokemon Go had no-shit, for-realsies ties to the CIA and people never really took it that seriously. Anyway.

Gilman Louie - Wikipedia

[egberts]

prev tags is a good tl;dr of what scanning means