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[carnival-phantasm]

[weirdness-is-good]

[christineebersole]

This post isn’t written in any known human language

[heartbreak-lake]

I know exactly what was said here

[cumdumpstiel]

when will a husband and wife who are widely rumored to be vampires invite me up to their once-gorgeous mansion which has fallen into some disrepair and then serve a beautiful meal that they barely pick at, sipping from glasses of dry red wine instead as they take turns complimenting me borderline-salaciously while shooting each other conspiratorial looks that i don’t know how to interpret before one of them insists that it’s getting far too late for me to be going back home alone and now i simply must spend the night…..

[cumdumpstiel]

in case the implied ending wasn’t clear enough: and then i get railed.

[scottlangs]

me: ask me anything

my followers:

[sathinfection]

contemporary roman writers slutshamed julius caesar that’s your ides of march fact for today

what an absolute unit ol’ iulius was

[chipper671740-deactivated202006]

how could you write this and not say WHY he was getting slutshamed

julius ‘husband to all wives and wife to all husbands’ caesar was a thirsty, thirsty bottom

[sathinfection]

suetonius: i heard that caesar was a big slut and also he liked buttsex and oral

[chipper671740-deactivated202006]

cicero, to the gathered senate: CAESAR TAKES IT UP THE ASS

for historical context, cicero publicly called out jc for bottoming for king nicomedes of bithynia. they first met when caesar was 20, the king was at least twice his age. i am not saying sugar daddy but sugar daddy. the sex was so good that when nicomedes died he left his entire kingdom to rome, i am not making this up this is  t r u e

[langernameohnebedeutung]

listen it’s one thing to slut shame Caesar, but Cicero went around speculating in public about Caesar and the king doing it on a “golden couch arrayed in purple” where “the virginity of the one sprung from Venus was lost in Bithynia” so I don’t think good old Iulius is the only one who’s got to ask himself some serious questions here.

[casanova-lives]

Julius Caesar was stabbed for being a bottom, please share for bottom’s rights

[dykerory]

fun fact- there was a popular song/chant his soldiers would sing so where ever they marched they could announce it to the whole world

[silver-tongues-blog]

Julius Caesar has been dead for 2062 slutty years

[skankhead]

tfb

[miggylol]

[walkalongwithasong]

[pulling-aggro]

treasure planet is a fucking phenomenal film and was released during a time where it was destined to be forgotten by everyone

[the-foundation-is-gone-deactiva]

Uh oh sisters! *containment breach alarm*

[rvexillology]

United Flag of Google Drive

from /r/vexillology Top comment: Untitled Flag of Google Drive*

[gaywoodwraith-deactivated202508]

please help i don’t know anything about mp100 why is that gay 13yo’s hair so tall

[moonkitty]

WHY IS DRAWING HANDS SO FUCKING HARD

[moonkitty]

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[rubykgrant]

you just gotta figure out how to do the mitten thing! (everybody does it differently, so whatever works for you)

make a little mitten shape, a bump for the big thumb muscle, a line for where you want to knuckles to be (and where the fingers end), and you can work out how the hand does hand things~

you can make them more simple or more real, however you want! hands are weird, so don’t worry if they keep looking wrong for a while, once you figure out what works for you, it’ll click. If you practice like 10 or-so basic hand shapes, you can make slight variations on all those, and 10 turns into 20 different hand poses~

Good luck, you can do it, practice until you find your groove, hands are stupid, don’t worry if they don’t look right!

[moonkitty]

you are a fucking saint x2

[honeybooboothefool]

[dyqe]

may i add

[chechula]

eeeh…i finally scanned some of my inktober things!… hobbit locations :3

[imizus]

no offense to people who say “this post must be reblog by everyone/you all better reblog this” but yall are so annoying. g-d bless