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[peachfromcmbyn]

People on Tumblr love sharing information about themselves no matter how asinine it is. And I'm the same way. Everybody tell me what the last thing you drank was.

[potatocrisp]

Gettin the good ads again

[transparentdeercomputer]

[gumy-shark]

oh, no, you misunderstand me. those were my monkeys. yeah the circus and i have since parted ways. yeah it was the elephant thing, i dont really want to address that right now though

[aromanticduck]

Free service with ads: Well, if I'm not paying for it they have to foot the bill somehow.

Paid service with no ads: Well, if they're not funding it with ad revenue, they need to charge us something.

Paid service with ads: Well that's bullshit.

"We used to be a paid service without ads, but now we're putting ads in it! If you want the ad-free version you have to pay more for preeeeemium": Fuck you fuck you fuck you

[juststarsandthemoon]

Free service with no ads: Okay so these guys are stealing my data

[transparentdeercomputer]

🏴‍☠️

[tired-fandom-ndn]

I know it's Harrow's cult nun vestments or whatever and not actually her choice but the black robe, black veil, skull face paint, human ribcage corset, bone jewelry, etc are such a fucking look. Like holy shit how can I ethically replicate that in my life for the cheapest amount of money possible. She doesn't even have to WANT to be goth and my goth ass is going insane with jealousy over her fit.

[transparentdeercomputer]

The answer of course, is to use fascist bones.

[thebigqueer]

i keep saying harrows the one who’s 3 apples tall but the truth is nona is the one who’s 3 apples tall. harrow is 3 apples who have each had massive bites taken out of them and are on the verge of toppling over each other tall

[transparentdeercomputer]

Nonsense. Harrow is clearly 200 apple-chunks tall.

[kosmogrl]

oooh I get it it’s always gonna be because of the environment I grew up in

[aceofpans]

it’s because of the curse

[transparentdeercomputer]

F—: ok

[hershandbear]

Thinking about Harrow genuinely gets me like this tweet:

Except it’s anything she does across the series.

[transparentdeercomputer]

Accurate rudeness is still rude

[eiliserose]

CW: Ianthe Tridentarius

Cosplay by me

Photography by federica_vinci_photography

[strange-aeons]

Do you love the colour of the sky? I'm also in Ontario :')

NO ITS REALLY BAD!!!!!!!!!!!

[strange-aeons]

the weather today is Creepy Orange

[transparentdeercomputer]

Looks fine for the Upside Down. If you're not in the Upside Down, yeah, maybe some concern is warranted.

[light-camera-bitch-smile]

I once saw someone refer to the last act of HtN as the “mamma mia” plotline which. I mean. Yeah.

[transparentdeercomputer]

"Mamma mia, here I go again

My, my, how can I resist you?

Mamma mia, does it show again?

My, my, just how much I've missed you?"

But all the multi voice parts are sung by AL, Griddle, Harrow, Ianthe and Corona, as they walk around parts of the stage looking for each other.

Cam and Pal singing alternating lines, alone, under a blue gel?

"Yes, I've been brokenhearted"

*click*

"Blue since the day we parted"

*click*

"Why, why did I ever let you go?"

*click*

"Mamma mia, now I really know"

*click*

"My, my, I could never let you go"

[vividciggy]

Cue 800 disaster alarms activating in harrow's brain

[depsidase]

[only-alter-idem]

all the other guests: omg don’t turn around but that creepy Ninth nun who took a vow of silence is right behind you! she beat magnus in a sword fight in five seconds. i made eye contact with her yesterday eeek she’s got so much wisdom hidden in those eyes

gideon, wandering around in circles: what the fuck is going on what the fuck is going on where is harrow where is haRROW WHERE IS HARROW

[transparentdeercomputer]

"All of these women and only *one* seems like she might whip her tits out. The universe is seriously falling me right now"

[sandmandaddy69]

[sahonithereadwolf]

I want to see the vampire who lives in this. I bet his name is Chad or Hunter.

[marlynnofmany]

And he's ready to crack open a boy with the cold ones.

[transparentdeercomputer]

Third house? Third house. Naberius Tern had one of these covered in gold leaf that Ianthe dragged him about *mercilessly*

[octobersociety-deactivated20241]

[stalker-among-the-stars]

There is another way

[saintofpride201]

By the Nine, keep your whore mouth shut

[lierdumoa]

Pretty sure the other way involves keeping your whore mouth open

[space-blue]

[ailithnight]

Of course they're dogs. They're werewolves.

[bismuthcreature]

[transparentdeercomputer]

Honestly this is just regular genie stuff from these people. When they ramp up to "fucking genie" (pretty sure that's an ao3 tag), they can get truly unsettling.

[transparentdeercomputer]

So like.

Transparent

Deer

Computer

How am I to visualize this?

Is transparent "clear"? Is this a "prison of Brand of Amber" situation but cervine? Or transparent as in "not occulted" as the political meaning of the word?

Deer: that, at least, is fairly clear in and of itself.

Computer: okay, the thing in my hand right now? Or like a mainframe, or like a mathematician?

Taken together, should I be picturing an iMac made for deer? Or made for people, *from* transparent deer? Or is it an unambiguous ungulate mathematician?

Really, I want to know.