there's anime here I'm so sorry

minor - mlm - mixed - ftm- name is Min - dirty kinnie

[feetdavidson]

me online: boys are sooooo cute who let them be this adorable 😍😍😍😍

me irl, upon seeing a boy: what the fuck is that

[glumshoe]

If someone wants to date me, that means they have bad taste. I have high standards, and I don’t want to date anyone with bad taste.

[the-big-milk]

[bogleech]

[mavisbeaconofficial]

[humming-fly]

like the shittiest phoenix i have risen once more from the ashes to deliver yet another collection of team greed doodles, this time featuring everyone’s favorite deadbeat dad - you can thank @incorrectfmaquotes for inspiring this set with the yelling quote

Previous Team Greed Nonsense: 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 9.5 10

Bonus:

[dragon-in-a-fez]

where do TV shows get this idea that high school is constant drama, nothing even fucking happened to me in high school

[dragon-in-a-fez]

I’m now remembering that my school got a slurpee machine and then had to get rid of it two weeks later after someone poured toxic chemicals into it that they stole from the science lab in an attempt to poison the entire cheerleading squad so like, maybe I was just boring

[deadblogdontlook]

Not every day you find out youre a background character

[ripvaccinated2017-2021-deactiva]

y’all gotta stop adding “hey uh reblog this actually” to posts that were perfectly good on they own throws me back to 2012 with that “ALL MY FOLLOWERS BETTER REBLOG THIS IF YOU SCROLL PAST THIS YOU DONT HAVE A HEART!!1!!1!” shit

[strongorcbutch-deactivated20220]

I have an actual gut instinct to never reblog posts that try and emotionally manipulate me into reblogging, even if I agree with the general point of the post. Specifically shit like “IF YOU DON’T REBLOG THIS YOU DON’T CARE ABOUT X” and like…from personal experience there’s plenty of people who will do that performative reblog and not give a genuine shit about X at all, and not reblogging one specific post isn’t a statement of intent and life philosophy and shit. It’s not that deep.

[micolashes-deactivated20200723]

cis people: *say something transphobic*

trans people: hey. youre a a transphobe

cis people: UWAAAAAA YOURE SCARING ME UWU (0_0) !!!! i have anxiety youre making me have an anxiety attack from how angry you are.. im gonna go to my widdle hidey hole 3’:

[entropychronicles]

This is a valid issue but I feel like it wouldn’t be so common if instead of immediately labelling someone a transphobe you told them what they did wrong and gave them a chance to fix it

[micolashes-deactivated20200723]

the person this post is about literally said the sight of a trans character in a chest binder with the trans flag behind him made them want to vomit and that it scarred them for life

[diamondnokouzai]

“shitty memory” aesthetic

-giving ur friends the same information over and over because u forgot u ever gave it to them

-opening up a new text post only to forget what u were going 2 say

-never changing a wall calendar/needing to look up what day of the week something will be

-literally not being able to remember what happened yesterday/an hour ago/five minutes ago

-forgetting where ur going/what ur doing in the middle of doing it

-flipping through the beginning of a book because u forgot some characters and plot development

-making a typo, make a mental note to fix it, get up to do something, keep typing without fixing the typo

-”haha ur memory cant be THAT bad”

-it can be

-reminding urself 2 do something but u forget

-writing reminders, forgetting that u wrote a reminder/forgetting what was on the reminder/forgetting where u put the reminder

-”just put something in ur room out of place before u go 2 sleep” and ur room has so much shit on the floor u wouldnt even be able 2 tell whats out of place

-alternately: doing the above and then forgetting what it was supposed to remind u of

-did that happen or was i dreaming

-i was gonna put something here but i FORGOT it and i HATE it

[batpanda]

video games have the potential to be the weirdest most amazing art form but we’re stuck with different variations of gun

[valtsv]

no dont kill me im so sexy aha

[gvenevera]

Evolution

[flinny-so]

“CRAWLING IN MY SKIN!! ~”

[kaijuno]

Cursed

[not-safe-for-democracy]

Source

[vampirepowers]

[doctordisaster]

The full quote is even worse than the link makes it sound:

“I’ve been to detention facilities where I’ve walked up to these individuals that are so-called minors, 17 or under,” Morgan said on “Tucker Carlson Tonight” in January. “I’ve looked at them and I’ve looked at their eyes, Tucker — and I’ve said that is a soon-to-be MS-13 gang member. It’s unequivocal.”

This motherfucker just looked at a child and decided he was evil, and considers that “unequivocal” enough to go on TV and brag about it.

[lady-bridgett]

“So-called minors, 17 or under” Bitch what?? That’s what being a minor means????

[cwicseolfor]

Take this seriously.

[lone-brother-deactivated2019070]

[wornobject-deactivated20201021]

u left out the best part?

[phairis]

oh god so it wasn’t a joke

[hammertimeinthegrill420]

[yemiprotector]

So this means he lives by his daddy’s money and he is pretty useless because you talk about what you earn and what you’re capable of, not what daddy gives you

[anxietyproblem]

[demilypyro]

a marvel character just canonically used the word ‘fursona’

[nonbinaryqueerzim-deactivated20]

Me @ creepy adults on the internet