Just Trash @trashdragonhouse - Tumblr Blog

I built a nap hole in my closet which is great and has no downside until someone comes into my room looking for me and I have to crawl out of my closet which is frankly impossible to do with dignity and without looking like a sleepy Gollum hissing “what does it wants who wakes us up”

megalunalexi-aesthetic

I see no downsides to this

bamsara

anyway did i ever tell you guys about how I owe my life to an enderman when playing minecraft

bamsara

i didn't even know that this was possible but I had to say thank you looking at the damn ground

bisexual-enderman

*whispers behind you*

....your welcome.

dunmertitty

pumpkster-deactivated20250205

ayo i found 2 pages with head angles of humans and animals, could be useful to anyone reading this

hoomans

animals

catjest3r

fullbody for @trashdragonhouse! I love the prompt here!! TwT and I think it came out super cute!

commissions~kofi

finitetwilight

You have been warned

oh-my-fancan

i was wondering what was wrong with this picture.... then I realized there was no blue filter

finitetwilight

can't believe I forget the tint™

illbeintheattic

the signs were everywhere

disneyadaptations

Homeward Bound: The Incredible Journey (1993)

micromys

One of my favorite things about this scene was that by this point, these three animal actors were so fond of each other that the trainers really didn’t have to do much work to make them go to each other like this. They were really that happy to see each other!

hearthawk

That made this so much better!

fencehopping

trickstertime

Imagine being killed but on you way down you jizz absolutely everywhere

voluspo

It was called “angel lust” when a hanged man got an erection

cloudfreed

i would die immediately if i was near this

chimo-ver2

Let's sing together!

skarchomp

I’d like the Lopunny line a lot more if Gamefreak ever played up the fact that Buneary is the one Pokemon that fucking hates your guts from day one

tathracyn

Apparently this isn’t quite accurate. Buneary is not the only pokemon with that distinction. However, it is the only non-legendary on the list.

Buneary hates you with the strength of imprisoned gods

meangirlnurse

#rabbits are just like that

ohshitsomeonejust

Buneary freshly caught sitting in it’s pokeball

haberdashing

i have a little switch in my head. its two settings are “do everything immediately” and “do nothing at all”. i do not control what the switch is set to, and there is no third setting

asd-and-others

some of my favorite euphemisms I’ve said abt my adhd without actually saying “I have adhd”:

clinically Unobservant™️

brain doesn’t know to shut up

I’m a magician in that I can make anything disappear forever

Newton’s 1st Law to the extreme

my last brain cell is doing the Macarena

out of sight means out of mind, but in sight might not make it to the mind either

a person you can trust to not tell a secret - bc I won’t remember

my thoughts are flying balls and I can’t juggle

0.5 gig of RAM

gmbencompetence

We need to have a nomination for “Stupidest thing Tumblr.com has ever believed” and just move into an official Top 10 List.

For my nominations, I’m putting up:

If you eat a chocolate bar a very specific way, you will break physics and get infinite chocolate.

or

It is impossible that you spelled “Berenstain Bears” wrong and is, instead, more likely that the universe fractured into separate, overlapping realities in the last 20 years.

I can’t decide which is more beautiful. It’s why we need a vote.

jupiterjunebug

this is a picture of the human brain at the moment of death. tragic and beautiful

gmbencompetence

Fuck. That is a damn good nomination.

thisisdefinitelyacreativename

if you close your eyes when the train hits your brain will assume you are dead. Some find this comforting.

gmbencompetence

We’re getting into the good ones now. This is some classic Tumblr.

turtle-powered

Two old favourites:

“Bitch, That’s the Tubby Custard Machine” (http://imgur.com/gallery/IObQF)

and the horse dildo that was passed off as someone’s arm. (http://abakkus.tumblr.com/post/48958415162)

gmbencompetence

This is rapidly becoming a master post of ignorances and I could not possibly be happier.

analienorsutin

Rare blue watermelon

sickofimmortality

That disease where you get purple eyes, no period, and no body hair

akiraita

How have we gone this far without anyone mentioning the bird in the chocolate fountain

unicornfan

soap makes water molecules smaller

elphabaoftheopera

I nominate the “we are killing the earth” picture of the earth in comparison from 1978 to 2012

brucebocchi

the dog with the slice of ham on its face that everyone thought was a gigantic burn scar

adataraxia

“Tequila is the only alcohol thats not a depressant so you can drink as much of it as you like”

softurl

sasukehateblog

that post with the picture of the joker without makeup and people thinking it was a real person and defending him

painisthecleanser

that photo of voldemort being passed off as an aborted fetus

stankyleg-deactivated2918973

The two way mirror

rinlockhart

“listen here, cumslut.”

tenaflyviper

I can’t believe you guys forgot someone trying to pass off a picture of the inside of a fig as a microscopic view of the inside of a vagina.

nyokoko

I can’t believe I was on Tumblr for every single one of these posts.

hina1103

Skelebros

shiroxix

It is not the prettiest but here is a little chart I made of skin tones.

The idea is to eye-drop anywhere on the chart to get a unique skin tone instead of getting stuck in the loop of “white, tan, dark”.

bogleech

USEFUL.

FLESH CLOUD EAGER TO ASSIST YOUR ART.

corrodedbisexual

ALL HAIL THE MIGHTY FLESH CLOUD.

withered--s0uls

Seeing as this is going around again

I may be white myself bit this is a tweet and thread of a black person about this

“non blacks please stop using the fleshcloud as a reference for skin tones, its bad and ugly and you will get some unnatural skin tones. use

Please look through this thread💕

Flesh cloud is NOT the best solution

subwayrattata

[Image IDs:

Image 1: The “flesh cloud”, which is a blurry image of a lot of different hypothetical skin tones. You can theoretically use a dropper on any part to get a skin color.

Image 2: A Tweet by @DanuLMAO. It reads “non blacks please stop using the FleshCloud as a reference for skin tones, its bad and ugly and you will get some unnatural skin tones. use these instead.” The link has the thread, where you can look at the resources yourself. The image also contains OP’s reply “if u have any other references please reply below”.

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