Sheep Detector

[unteriors]

County Road 4818, Wolfe City, Texas.

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No sheep here.

[mamapostingdailysblog]

Cuddle with mama!!

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Yup, that's sheep.

[escuerzoresucitado]

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Sheep detected!

[paper-mario-wiki]

gimmick accounts are fun until they start piping up under my posts. you think you can write a punchline better than mine with your bag full of a singular trick? and then have your little goons reblog it so the majority of the instances of its existence are only as an accessory to your peanut-gallery-tier commentary, defiling my post for your own ejaculatory conquest? i oughta gut you.

[snailifier]

🐌 hows it sneel to get snoroughly outsnone by one snick snonies?

[loss-detector]

[you-get-water]

[baba-is-blog]

GIMMICK BLOG IS WIN

[elvis-official]

Woah mama I'm a gimmick blog

[arethosewordsinthebible]

MOST OF THESE WORDS ARE IN THE BIBLE

Not in the Bible:

Gimmick fun piping start punchline trick goons reblog majority instances existence peanut tier commentary defiling ejaculatory conquest outta gut

In the Bible the rest of them

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no sheep here

[petluck]

insane news, today a man in my city stole a bus and just. kept making all the stops.

[petluck]

the Assman rides again

[petluck]

an upstanding citizen of our great city

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no sheep detected

[sacred-portal]

[sacred-portal]

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yup, that's one of those

[doglover43-deactivated20250923]

take your kids to work day!!

[a-book-of-creatures]

Let’s herd some ungulates with mama

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sheep detected!

[anxietyoffical]

You know with the officalverse making it's way off Tumblr (ao3, unfortunately c.ai, and I think I heard people mention Pinterest?) it's got me wondering how long until we reach YouTube shorts/Tiktoc. Or long form YouTube accounts that read Tumblr stuff. Can't wait for the hour+ long video essay on the officalverse to drop lmao

3k likes and I'll make an hour+ long deepdive of the officalverse /srs

[officalverse-fanart-offical]

guys we need to get it to 3k likes

[the-queen-of-geese]

Seeing a video essay on us would be sick /piss

[satan-offical]

SUMMONED

[detector-of-things]

Detectors summoning detected

@gimmick-thief

[gimmick-thief]

im being summoned like a jojo stand alr

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baa

[heidelbro]

what the hell is going on with texel sheep

[tuxankhamun]

sheep things i imagine

[heidelbro]

debatable

[muse-meter]

putbull things i imagine

[nick-nonya]

wooldog

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dog detected

[ph-cutie]

sheepish is a really funny word. fuck im so nervous (turns into this)

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sheep detected!

[cundtcake]

translation: “My sheep! [bah! bah!] You are my life. [bah! bah!] Walk behind me…[bah! bah!] Sing (after me).”

[boomerang-always-comes-back]

This is too adorable

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sheep detected!

[cannibalchicken]

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sheep detected

[manyblinkinglights]

love scifi stuff assuming madness follows disconcerting or lacking embodiment when looking down and not seeing your body is the most normal thing ever. Consider maneuvering a laundry basket down the stairs. What feelings does this engender in you? Urgency and focus, attention to orientation, a receptivity to the immediate relevance of any new stimuli, maybe. Not catastrophe. Looking down and not seeing your body is totally fine! Close your damn eyes and try it! It’s such a funny meme to me when it crops up in scifi, after playing in VR. Please trust me that if you astrally project somehow and freak out about it it will be because you are a nervous person, and not because sensory dislocation is intrinsically incompatible with human sanity.

[roach-works]

humans adjust very quickly to such bizarre embodiments as having wheels on their feet or donning a gigantic carapace that goes eighty miles an hour. humans can operate cranes the size of skyscrapers and jet skis and hang gliders. there is no shape or set of capacities you can drop a human into and not have them figure it out real fast.

i mean holy shit look at portal, a very popular videogame. in a matter of hours you can learn to think about space and distance in a way that's utterly impossible in the entire rest of your life. you can learn, within a single day, to navigate by tesseract with very little forethought. several puzzles require you to chain multiple portals together and create new ones while you're in motion. reality doesn't work that way, decades of your lived experience are spent in a world where this is impossible, but with an afternoon of practice you can get the hang of teleportation and do it for fun.

i really don't think there's an embodiment out there that humans can't adapt to and then play around with.

[foone]

Yeah. I've yelled about this before: humans are naturally cyborgs. If we weren't, we couldn't use utensils or pencils. Changing our internal body map to include the tools we're using is one of the many mental adaptations we have as a tool-using species, and I don't see why we wouldn't be able to adapt to weirder things.

[sheep-detector]

[manyblinkinglights]

love scifi stuff assuming madness follows disconcerting or lacking embodiment when looking down and not seeing your body is the most normal thing ever. Consider maneuvering a laundry basket down the stairs. What feelings does this engender in you? Urgency and focus, attention to orientation, a receptivity to the immediate relevance of any new stimuli, maybe. Not catastrophe. Looking down and not seeing your body is totally fine! Close your damn eyes and try it! It’s such a funny meme to me when it crops up in scifi, after playing in VR. Please trust me that if you astrally project somehow and freak out about it it will be because you are a nervous person, and not because sensory dislocation is intrinsically incompatible with human sanity.

[roach-works]

humans adjust very quickly to such bizarre embodiments as having wheels on their feet or donning a gigantic carapace that goes eighty miles an hour. humans can operate cranes the size of skyscrapers and jet skis and hang gliders. there is no shape or set of capacities you can drop a human into and not have them figure it out real fast.

i mean holy shit look at portal, a very popular videogame. in a matter of hours you can learn to think about space and distance in a way that's utterly impossible in the entire rest of your life. you can learn, within a single day, to navigate by tesseract with very little forethought. several puzzles require you to chain multiple portals together and create new ones while you're in motion. reality doesn't work that way, decades of your lived experience are spent in a world where this is impossible, but with an afternoon of practice you can get the hang of teleportation and do it for fun.

i really don't think there's an embodiment out there that humans can't adapt to and then play around with.

[foone]

Yeah. I've yelled about this before: humans are naturally cyborgs. If we weren't, we couldn't use utensils or pencils. Changing our internal body map to include the tools we're using is one of the many mental adaptations we have as a tool-using species, and I don't see why we wouldn't be able to adapt to weirder things.

[coolancientstuff]

Cats in ancient Greek vase paintings

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[riqthegoofygoober]

let’s lay flat on our ovoidal mama

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[itinerantslut]

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