*distant Cantina Band*

Etta • 26 • I took a wrong turn at the fork and now Symbrock owns my brain • Wonder Woman, Star Wars, Star Trek, Lucifer, Kingsman, and so, so many more • I write sometimes • Love Wins

[acanfullofspiders]

Old habits die hard...

[idkhowtomakethis]

Showing you physical affection does not mean I want to fuck you. Showing you physical affection does not mean I want to fuck you. Showing you physical affection does not mean I want to fuck you. Showing you physical affection does not mean I want to fuck you.

[sirellas]

And, yet with all this pure logic... V'ger is barren, cold, no mystery, no beauty.

[molzysketch]

nap time with the pebbles :)

[wildminti]

Grace, your friend is an apex predator.

[lizardbraining]

⚠️PHM SPOILERS

No one can convince me this isn’t why Rocky got their new little dome thing

[knightaninaberrie]

An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works

Chapters: 1/3 Fandom: Venom (Marvel Movies) Rating: Teen And Up Audiences Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply Relationships: Eddie Brock/Venom Symbiote, Dan Lewis/Anne Weying, Eddie Brock/Anne Weying (Past), Eddie Brock & Dan Lewis & Anne Weying & Venom Symbiote Characters: Eddie Brock, Venom Symbiote (Marvel), Anne Weying, Dan Lewis (Venom Movies), Carlton Drake | Riot, Original Characters Additional Tags: the host (2013) fusion, but only a couple of elements, the alien invasion stays and there’s a seeker and glowing eyes and humans hiding in caves and that’s it, Alternate Universe, Kinda, Bickering, gaining trust, a bit of body stealing, eventually your fandom standard body sharing, might count as enemies to lovers because beginning Eddie 1000 percent would consider them enemies, Angst, Anger, eventually they get some hurt/comfort going Summary:

Venom sees her in their host’s dreams. Her name is Anne, and Eddie is in love with her. When they first join, Anne is the easiest way to get Eddie to cooperate, even if it doesn’t go exactly the way they want it to.

We will find her, They say, meaning it to be a promise, not a threat.

I’ll fucking kill us both before that happens, He says, meaning it to be both a threat and a promise.

[yourrfeelings]

I restart the entire song if i breathe too loud over my favorite part

[csny]

the bus is never going to come because im a bad person

[swagophile]

important reminder that most people you follow online are significantly lamer than you think they are including me. and if you feel insecure comparing yourself to someone online: DON'T. theyre probably also lame and weird. most people on the internet are

[most-sane-classicist]

reblog if you're also lame and weird.

[pristienne]

happy pride to the aroace character ever

[woman-becomer]

tumblr users love reading. you literally stopped for this post just because it has words in it

[interpolationz]

this is one of my favorite bits about tumblr

the users seem to actually prefer text posts to anything else, and treat it as a chore to play a video especially with sound

[lazzarella]

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

today I found out my mother doesn’t know what dandelions are and now I’m wondering what other strange secrets she’s been quietly harboring

[krystal-prisms]

Where do you live that you don’t have dandelions?

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

we have dandelions EVERYWHERE, they are basically our State Weed, it is absolutely impossible that my mom has never interacted with a dandelion before, this requires further investigation

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

So after extensive interrogation I have an update:

my mom is in fact aware that dandelions exist. she temporarily forgot the name and there was some miscommunication.

the truth is actually weirder

she’s aware dandelions look like this

she is familiar with this flower. she knows the name of this flower. she declines to believe, however, that these are also dandelions

she does not believe these are the same plant. I tried to explain, and she thought I was either misinformed or lying. so I asked her what exactly did she think the yellow ones were called?

she answered, with complete confidence: Daffodils.

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

gosh I enjoy this website

[authoratmidnight]

For comparison, this is a daffodil

[quietlygrousing]

See, folks in the southern US will tell you up and down those are buttercups, actually.

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

i don’t think so? i’m southern and buttercups are what we call these things (much tinier)

[maejacrezz007]

Wait I thought those bigger cup ones were Easter Lillies???

[fractiousrvt]

This is an Easter Lily. It is an actual lily and therefore deadly to cats.

[blood-trip-god2]

They’re marigolds and I know a bitch when I see one!

[delphinidin4]

This is a marigold:

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

….we need to start taking the phrase “go touch grass” more literally. go outside and examine a flower i beg u

[jmtorres]

“buttercups” is a name applied to MANY flowers. in my part of the south it was this one:

imo there’s correct identifications of dandelions, daffodils, easter lilies and marigolds in this thread, but buttercups are simply impossible to agree on and the only solution is for everyone to post pictures of their local buttercups

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

*squints* is that a motherfucking EVENING PRIMROSE?!??

[demon-and-human]

Hello I would like to add to the confusion:

That purple fella is a Morning Glory as told by my mothers (texan)

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

⬆️ morning glory

[huehueiamabaguette]

wait so if thats morning glory what is this?

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

[freakoutgirl]

how it feels to accept you're fucked forever

[quasi-normalcy]

Reverse Mulan about a young man who disguises himself as a noblewoman and has to learn how to do passive-agressive politicking at dinner parties.

[batsarebetterthanpeople]

He does so to dodge the draft

[kerink]

it's not fair that twitter's phm tag has a rocky emoji so i stole him for you all

[victusinveritas]

Step 1: Remove filters in Reflecting Pool because Obama put them in.

Step 2: Give your criminal neighbor who runs "Greenwater Services" a $20 million no-bid contract to paint the pool.

Step 3: Fill the pool with water from the Potomac River, the phosphates from which cause algae blooms.

Step 4: Freshly sealed pool and extreme heat result in a super scum event

Step 5: Direct National Park Service to dump hydrogen peroxide into the pool which causes the paint to peel.

Step 5: Deploy US National Guard to stop people from taking photos of the swamp as a perfect metaphor for the administration.

[creepymutelilbugger]

you know I never put it together that he built his platform on draining the swamp and then like went and made a swamp and now refuses to drain it

[aspiringwarriorlibrarian]

6. Spread conspiracy theories that the Democrats have deliberately sabotaged the pool and arrest whoever pulls out the floating paint chunks as vandals.