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[nichijou-translated]

[maplebunie]

[numahachi]

[shower-raccoon]

[demonatic1]

Quagsire does NOT belong here leave him out

[shower-raccoon]

[demonatic1]

STOOOPPPP

[shower-raccoon]

[araccoonthatlikesmurder]

SAVE HE

[shower-raccoon]

[araccoonthatlikesmurder]

STOPPPPPPP

[shower-raccoon]

[araccoonthatlikesmurder]

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAA-

[shower-raccoon]

embrace the quagsires, friend (=

[araccoonthatlikesmurder]

SAVE HIM PLEASE

[shower-raccoon]

[araccoonthatlikesmurder]

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[shower-raccoon]

[molabuddy]

really fond of this bathroom graffiti at my school. peeing?

[anarcho-gamerist]

It’s from Life Is Strange

[noneedtofearorhope]

so there is a whole video game about peeing?

[cruzfucker]

the walking dead, game of thrones, and breaking bad were just superwholock for men

[cornfield-cryptid]

Game of Walking Bad

[wowwforever]

[luxatoid-deactivated20200723]

chipped

[abreathofatmosphere]

Man, this is such a perfect analogy. “Chipped”… Just damaged enough for it to show at times, but not nearly broken enough to warrant fixing. And so often does the chipped cup turn itself to show its undamaged side.

[arc-hammer]

someone put it in words

[urlocalfrogmammy]

i love this. this is a beautiful way of setting out how a lot of people feel

[the-slythering-raven]

​I have seen this post some 50 times and everytime I softly whispered ‘Fuck’ to myself cuz it hits SO close to home

[r0zeclawz]

[squeakitties]

[sugarpkts]

[datadegroove-deactivated2026042]

welcome... to Nothing Park

[meow-moment]

"You have a T-Rex?"

"No."

[pardonmystardust]

[keepcalmandcarriefischer]

[sillysayaka]

you didn't do it. you crazy son of a bitch you didn't do it

[highdrainjah]

"Your scientists were so preoccupied with whether or not they should, that they didn't stop to think if they could"

[softtaulette-deactivated2018032]

does anyone remember law4kids

like this kids’ website that had these shitty webcomics and animations telling them all about DA LAW

i mean this shit was hilarious even by itself

BUT THEN PEOPLE STARTED MAKING PARODIES

AND THEY JUST KEPT COMING

[catbountry]

This one was always my favorite:

[rslashrats]

found a snake on youtube that legit gets angry and strikes at its owner's laptop whenever markiplier is on the screen

[karioke13]

I’m subscribed to that channel. The owner has played multiple other YouTubers to see if the snake just hated Markiplier or was just hostile towards men. Turns out he was fine watching all the other YouTubers he just hated Markiplier specifically 😂

The snake with other YouTubers:

Vs the snake with Markiplier

[worldineverknew]

Tofu the snake! the owner has been running several various experiments based on people's thoughts/theories in the comments, like showing an edited image of Mark (it took Tofu a few minutes to recognize him, but once they did they immediately started trying to attack him) and even bringing in other snakes to see if they react too (none did). so far the consensus is that Tofu just really fucking hates Markiplier

[were--ralph]

This is killing me

[X]

[threebigolsausages-deactivated2]

dont tell anyone because its top secret but i just got the next tumblr update early and notes become like a currency that you can use to buy different outfits for your posts

[paper--machete]

does this at you every time i get bored

[boomalope-pope]

[coconutmilkyway]

this part always has me losing my mind the way the pants are just cut and pasted on there

[loth-catgirl]

this video makes me feel such powerful emotions every time

[wolveswolves]

Eight-week-old Gray wolf pup has the hiccups

[squeakitties]

[melody-sy-deactivated20260424]

tl;dr: do not support morshu or morshu content

tw // LO, r0pe, b*mbs

morshu was exposed recently for selling dubious products illegally. in real life. not making this up. his tiktoks were already in poor taste tbf you should never fucking joke about selling b*mbs but this is frankly terrifying. do not give this man your rubies.

twt thread by gwonam

and the worst part? if Selling Actual Fucking B*mbs isn't enough, he's also selling bombs to MINERS. see this leaked screenshot from @/steveminecraft

this is seriously seriously fucked up. i went and deleted all my morshu posts because i dont want to even give this disgusting man any more attention. you should too.

[melody-sy-deactivated20260424]

HE RESPONDED LMAO

[melody-sy-deactivated20260424]

He will never recover from this.

[a-regular-amount-of-matcha]

this deer i saw has many charm points, including:

the limp wrist as she stretches to reach the leaves

open-mouthed chewing but it still feels polite

the quick little nod to clear off excess snow

[identifying-deer-in-posts]

White-tailed deer (Odocoileus virginianus)