the ukulele is bullshit

Paris. 24. He/Him. Booker Dewitt apologist.

[afloweroutofstone]

I'm having Riverdale withdrawals, would you recommend Twin Peaks as a substitute?

This is like someone saying they’re missing the taste of drywall and wondering if they might enjoy a bottle of everclear

[akashicrecord]

starting a foundation that gives disadvantaged children one wild ass night at the club

[thinkyourhouseshaunted]

Cinderella

[acewardcullen]

[doctorcurdlejr]

[rhymingwithpurple]

little glowing friend

[littlemonkeywedding]

Your medium looks and your plain hair have captivated me mademoiselle

[cullenfucked]

[txttletale]

it's so funny that john darnielle wrote like The iconic Divorce Song and he's never even been divorced., its like if johnny cash had never been hurt. or if katy perry never felt like a plastic bag. or like if neutral milk hotel never. uh. [googling] um. hm. you know i personally wouldnt have made an album abotu that i think

[fieriframes]

[Diane, 11:30am, February 24th. Entering the town of Twin Peaks. Five miles south of the Canadian border. Twelve miles west of the state line. Never seen so many trees in my life.]

[bartagnanz-deactivated20231202]

The cultural impact of Shrek 2’s I Need a Hero has only one true rival and it’s Twilight’s baseball scene

[quiggyballs]

not my professor plum ass in the observatory with the revolver

[autistic-bashir]

yknow sometimes i think that out of all the captains siskos arc was left the most open ended and he is therefore the most deserving of his own show and then i remember what the writing on picard is like and i go back to minding my own business

[spoonwizardd]

gender is a performance and im getting heckled by those old gay muppets

[nekotato]

I love you dumplings I love you gyoza I love you xiaolongbao I love you wonton I love you baozi I love you mandu and yes even you, ravioli

[fandomlife-confessions]

[weirdgirlvampire]

i am LOVING the Twilight Renaissance 

[lagtim3]

@fandomlife-confessions 

Fact! Uteruses come prepackaged with half a lifetime’s supply of eggs. Balls produce sperm on-demand. This means there would have been about a two-month period where Jacob found himself inexplicably VERY gay for Edward.

[evilbeepthemeep]

wait I thought Stephanie Meyers made it canon that Edward can’t produce new sperm and the warm water of the ocean warmed up his sac enough for him to impregnate Bella. So in all Jacob should’ve been gay for Edward all along

[eroticcannibal]

The warm water of the ocean did what now

[chongoblog]

sorry you had to learn like this

[ccorinthian]

“Dale what do I do?”

“get the cherry pie, youll need the energy in the coming days”

[tess-mercer]

there’s no Star Wars vs Star Trek dichotomy, they are both space based but have completely different themes, morals, universe rules, character arcs, and structure (initially movie vs initially tv show). it makes no sense to rank them against each other

[tess-mercer]

but star trek is better