Got that pussy that tastes like McDonald's sprite
which one of you cowards just unfollowed me
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Got that pussy that tastes like McDonald's sprite
which one of you cowards just unfollowed me
my transfem friend Jessie is currently homeless and needs support. she needs money for essentials: food, hygiene products, makeup, possibly a hotel. anything helps!
Venmo: @Quippits
Cashapp: $quippits
we wrote this post together while hanging out for one of the last times before she starts hitchhiking across the country to get to a warmer climate before winter. I'd really like to make sure she's safe and has enough food. thank you 🫶
Kidney Transplant
Hi hi everyone! I don't usually do this since I very much don't like asking for help, but I have started a gofundme for my older brother who is in kidney failure and awaiting a kidney transplant. Any and all donations are appreciated, even just a share or comment. Thank you all. <3
Rocaryn's Raindrops is a fundraiser for my older brother with kidney dise… Tani Asphodel needs your support for Rocaryn’s Raindrops: Kidney
We need your help!
My best friend is a Type 1 diabetic who is in kidney failure. His sister @i-the-frenchiest-of-fries has set up a GoFundMe to help fundraise for his hospital bills and fees while he awaits a kidney transplant. Any donations or reblogs will go a long way in helping my friend recover.
https://gofund.me/7f826d6d4
Rocaryn's Raindrops is a fundraiser for my older brother with kidney dise… Tani Asphodel needs your support for Rocaryn’s Raindrops: Kidney
I feel like I need to share this because idk if Europeans are familiar with the presence of Aldi in the US, but at least especially in my area they’ve been growing a lot recently. Like Aldi bought out some local failing grocery chains where I live (Louisiana) and have opened Aldis in all these somewhat rural communities and small towns, which for the record I’m fine with
But as a result of this they are advertising a lot more in my area and also in many cases, the people in these areas have never been confronted with Aldi or any European grocery store. So the ads that Aldi is pushing out to its new US customer base feature a cowboy shopping at Aldi who is explaining to new Aldi customers how Aldi works. Like this cowboy is explaining you gotta put a quarter in the shopping cart and why there are very little name brands. A cowboy is how they want to reach their American customer base. They gave us a cowboy
Here he is, the Aldi Cowboy
As long as I’m posting things I did not originally think were worth posting, here’s this.
Image source: battleblock-theater
Reason for rejection: It’s not funny without the picture (if context of the image is too important, it probably won’t be funny voiced), and even with the picture it’s still kinda meh.
How did you get in here
trying to access the train operator only newsletter.
GOT IN.
Actually I’m all for this. I was laughing my ass off our dipshit troops are going to shoot each other constantly if this is allowed.
pete hegseth: make fragging great again
step 1: start historically unpopular war of choice
step 2: remove the locks on the armory doors
step 3: i dunno probably something good right?
Fun fact: the term 'fragging' was coined during the Vietnam War, as frag grenades were the tool of choice for this sort of thing, since it was hard to tell if it was from within ranks or enemy. Army and Marines had by far the highest numbers of these, since many men were drafted, and were tired of officers looking for glory and medals, while using them as disposable. In the Air Force and Navy, damage to equipment was more common. So...yeah. There is a reason they lock up the armory and restrict weapon carrying on military bases.
happy 20 year anniversary of Neil banging out the tunes!
though every rat is special, it's a wonderful and unusual thing for their accomplishments to be remembered and cherished by so many people so many years later. we're all so fortunate to know about the rat who banged out the tunes!
thank you to all the people who sent me reference photos of their beloved rats for this piece!!! credits under the cut!
everyone make sure to set out cheese & crackers for neil tonight <3
Manage your very own video store in the early 90s! Rent, sell, decorate and expand your business from the ground up and relive the golden ag
Some tips on anime-style Miis without facepaint
I think visually the instructions are easy to follow: You use one of the dot eyes, then use the top eyelid as the eyelash, the bottom eyelid as a double eyelid, the top eyelash as an extension to the top lash, and the bottom lashes as a lower eyelid. You use the eyeshadow as the "white" of the eye. You can optionally use a mole as a nose.
I tried it on a character I was struggling to make, and holy shit! Holy shit!!!
Your mileage may vary, for example I've closed the game so I can't see how it looks on darker skinned Miis, but it works really well IMO. Hope it helps!
since i only ever send rick rolls to ppl i figured id just post one for all my followers for april fools day this year to save myself the effort
happy april fools y’all
Ragebaiting my fat dog? More like master baiting my fat hog!!!!!!!!
❗️Great Hog is displeased by this.
The kingly pig looks taken aback by this statement. "You claim to be 'baiting' our kind?.. A master of it, no less - after all the trust we hsve placed in you?"
- Your relationship with the Hog Society 🐖 is now Unfavourable.
🗡 Your left leg took 99 Pig Damage!
🗡 Your right leg took 99 Pig Damage!
❤️ Your health is in critical condition...eat a 🍎 Healing Apple to restore it!
🗡 Your left arm took 99 Pig Damage!
🗡 Your right arm took 99 Pig Damage!
🗡 Your torso took 99 Pig Damage!
❤️ Your health is fucked. There's no hope for you!
🗡 Your head took 99 Pig Damage!
❗️You have died! Cause of death - 🐗 Hog Swarm
"yea u prolly should make fun of big pig's speech impediment. where he says s insteas of A sometine. seems unwise idk" - Sun Tzu
get your medals everyone
cosigned, good work everyone, have your bricks at the ready when they try it again.