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Hanging out with people will make you remember you're the crazy woke friend for like. not wanting to shop at shien
Peeling an orange that doesn't want to be peeled is the most thankless fucking task. What in the zoo animal enrichment.
With respect, love, that man's made his own bed.
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EMS instructor at CPR training heard my joke and said it louder and got a huge laugh so next time I see a guy collapse in the street I’m gonna keep walking. #HisFault
Movement nudge, hand mobility! 🙌
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1) do this even if you're under 40. seriously. I definitely should have been doing something like this for years and I only turned 40 a month and a half ago
2) if you're like me just now trying this going "oh god i've only done 15 and i think my hands are cramping" start lower than 30 and increase by 5 once whatever number you're doing no longer makes your hand cramp up. I can manage about 15 per exercise at the moment.
If you're hypermobile, be especially gentle.
you have to be in a certain specific mood to listen to classic rock because sometimes a guy is playing his guitar and you're just like shut the fuck up man
i was preparing a wet specimen one day and my dad was like this reminds me of my work buddy who ties dollar store balloons to roadkill and watches them fly away. and i had to drop everything for a second and say no. no i dont think this is like that
What would you do if you were scrolling through recommended tumblr posts and one was from someone you don't know and it was just a picture of your dad captioned "fucking hate this guy" and it had hundreds of notes
reblog it
the spirit is unwilling and the flesh it feels not so good also
got a lovehate relationship with routine and repetition. yes if you put me in a repetitive situation i will start chewing on myself like a caged animal. but also no if you interrupt my self imposed routines i will start crying. this has made me so super good at being in the workforce #trust
I’m paying to force seven thousand strangers to see a photo of my late husband having fun with his dog. Tumblr Blaze is totally worth it. XD
Thank-you to all of my new Internet stranger friends for being so gracious about having my post shoved onto your dashboards. I loved reading all of your kind tags and comments! Both Martin and Bosco have been gone for several years now but for 24 hours, they felt very present in my life. I greatly appreciate this gift. ❤️
Reblog to have your dashboard be visited by the spirit of joy that death can end but not erase.
Thank you to everyone who commented in their tags or messaged me. Indeed, today is “Martin and Bosco Day”. I originally whimsically blazed this photo on 13 July 2022. I never expected Martin and Bosco to travel so far and make so many new friends. The experience has been such a gift for me.
It’s now July 13, 2026: HAPPY MARTIN AND BOSCO DAY!
i hate it when people mistake "etymology" with "entomology." like, i know where they coming from but it still bugs me
work tomorrow is one of the worst things that can happen to you
I want to see the vampire who lives in this. I bet his name is Chad or Hunter.
And he's ready to crack open a boy with the cold ones.
Sober as fuck at the back of the club going onto Wikipedia and typing "List of birds"
gonna be honest i don’t know how many more ‘enter the 6 digit code we sent to your phone’s i got left in me
can we all agree that pressing foreheads together is an underrated act of affection??