[milk5-deactivated20260704]

if shes your girl then why am I in her uncles dms lowballing his ebay listings

[sapphyrwind]

kiss

[anh3-donia]

insane goodwill pickup

[blackpyrefly]

it's hard being a polyamorous action hero because whenever i have flashbacks to all my dead wives it takes like 20 minutes to get through all of it

[3liza]

it kind of sounds like youre just feeding local women to the deadwife montage

[pilesofpokes]

いい天気だね from pokemakoGO on twitter

[iwannabeaswampwitch]

Lots of drama in our household

[sandmandaddy69]

[8syntheticanimal8]

[trillium-bee]

being for real pathetic is so hard to crawl back from. What do you mean I tripped onto the sidewalk on the way to get lunch and then on the way back at the bank I realized my soup spilled in my bag???? And what do you mean I couldn't even make a funny joke at my own expense because I was forreal gonna cry ughhhh ಥ⁠_⁠ಥ

[rarebritney]

at the grocery store i bought 2 limes and a lemon and the checker said to me "two limes and a lemon... Anything could happen"

[dogpuppy]

I wish I could have heard you sing this… I bet you have a beautiful voice

[smoqueen-deactivated20251108]

im not horny it’s something else entirely. really wish there was a word for it

[smoqueen-deactivated20251108]

i think i just want to run. Like i just want to run

[voidcreations]

Look at my birthday cake...

[lakevida]

i bet the pain will end if i arrange a perfect enough sentence about it

[weirdlandtv]

From: HOW TO READ A PERSON LIKE A BOOK (1971), by Gerard I. Nierenberg and Henry H. Calero.

[trillium-bee]

horny posting on twitter felt soooo normal in 2013. but alas

[spin-the-wheel-polls]

You wake up as the protagonist of This Anime. How fucked are you? https://wheelofnames.com/qef-dsg

You have become the protagonist of this anime!

How fucked are you?

this is amazing actually!

This is good!

Eh it's okay

BAD.

SO BAD IM SO FUCKED.

I'm not the one who's getting fucked ;)

Results/other

Voting ended onJul 23