Capitale

Laugh, cry, think. "For life is clear, billowy and open like the ocean." / Human being / Montreal

[troplaflemme]

hi

Hello

[ruinedchildhood]

[pukicho]

Doctor: $140,000 a year

Furry artist on Patreon: $160,000 a year

i think you’re lowballing the furry art amount tbh

[pukicho]

I’m sorry for the inaccuracies, Doctor Yiff

no matter how I respond to this I don’t look good, well played. i walked right into that

Well, furry artists are typically more competent and courteous than your average doctor, so I can see that.

[pukicho]

Did you just legitimately tell me that a person who draws wolf ass is more competent than a dude who spent 8+ years in a university to give you your lung transplant?

doctors are bullshit and furry artists perform an infinitely more valuable service to society compared to them

[pukicho]

You will die in 7 days

[hokuto-ju-no-ken]

It took doctor’s like 10 years to diagnose what was wrong with me, some insisting I was faking for attention while a furry artist I knew just went “that sounds like crohn’s” after hearing me complain once and ended up being right

Also I can’t go to a doctor and ask them to draw Rouge the Bat wider than she is tall with tits to match, now can I

[kolbye]

You could if you weren’t a fucking coward

[worldheritagepostorganization]

World Heritage Post

[raevenlywrites]

Art by coolfrogdude together at last

[troplaflemme]

Hey i lost track , kindly remind me who owns this website now? And are they also fascists/nazis?

[troplaflemme]

Hmmm hello. (Checks notes).

I have never said this on the internet because i come from a background of oppression. So it is kind of awkward. But here it goes. (Checks notes).

I am gay.

Well, a bi male presenting.

Hum, feels kinda nice. Thank you gor listening.

[troplaflemme]

Me during my job interview: “Look ma’m. If you think I won’t lick the floor you’re wronging me for I…”

[picsthatmakeyougohmm]

hmmm

[rubykgrant]

You BEHEAD Marie Antoinette?

[commodorecliche]

you CHOP her head like the GUILLOTINE??

[quadradaz]

OH OH CHAOS FOR FRANCE! CHAOS FOR FRANCE FOR 1000 YEARS!!!!

[ampervadasz]

[macleod]

I would love to see how many prototypes they attempted before finally getting to this version, they make it seem so easy, and yet I know that this was attempt #47+. Love it.

[mosertone]

Yoan  Capote created this installation, called “Stress”. The installation has teeth made from bronze supporting large slabs of concrete

[tariqah]

Americans be like: My grandpa 😠😠😠 served in the Korean War 😠😠😠 and killed 9 people 😠😠😠 to fund his college degree in clownery 😠😠😠 Respect him or leave the country 😡😡😡🤬🤬🤬

[username00000000001-blog]

That’s a super light story huh? My great grandfather got killed in action from a land mine to protect this country. If you don’t wanna respect the history or stand for a national anthem😁then leave to your peaceful home and fuck right off

[butchflirt]

How did your great grandpa stepping on a landmine protect this country

[zanabism-deactivated20200529]

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[stantler]

Happy Memorial Day

[stasi-informant-deactivated2021]

[catchymemes]

[donnamissal]

[parasect]

Thanks, tumblr mobile, for unintentionally making this even funnier

[po-acus]

Just as I said, “is this ever going to load?” One gif loaded and honestly it answered my question perfectly.

[sternenhimmel-mond]

Together they create the full set.

[bartziefluff]

saw this again on my dash after reblog and…

[tuntematonkorppi]

tumblr black out poetry

[omghotmemes]

Solidarity against kellogs

[marinella-ela]

[disgruntledseagull]

Heads empty not a thought between them

[itstimewehavesomesoliddick]

Chain of eating him

[brokentripod]

hope I'm not the only one who thought Cow Centipede

[bloomflowersbloom]

[gglilyallin-deactivated20250618]

love to follow veterinarian practices on facebook because every one in a while they’ll post a picture of something so bizarrely funny. this axolotl getting an x-ray just took me out

[gglilyallin-deactivated20250618]

ive been getting a lot of people really worried for this axolotl so i thought i’d clarify: she’s fine. she’s moist on the puppy pad so she won’t dry out and the x ray only takes a few seconds. the x ray was because she had an internal gut blockage due to the wrong substrate being used. they took another x ray after giving her barium to determine where in the gut it was, but the barium lubricated her gut enough that she passed the blockage with no invasive surgery and she’s completely fine. here she is not-flattened

[acek20]

NOT FLATTENED 🎉🎉🎉