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[doctorpuppy]

If this site burns to the ground let this be my swan song

[blitzkriegfritz]

[a-brad-acadabra]

Wholesome pranks

[sodomymcscurvylegs]

That would be my nosy ass making all those faces in the back 😂😂😂😂😂

[teathattast]

the holy grail

[processintegrated]

wrong

im sure i am missing some but we’re getting there

[processintegrated]

[weirdmageddon]

[slowjamastan]

[ryumako]

[captainsnoop-deactivated2020041]

[carry-on-my-wayward-butt]

[toastbutteregg]

if i cant unsee this

so cant you

[badjokesbyjeff]

Doctor: Do you want the good news first, or the bad news?

Man: Good news first please, doc!

Doctor: We’re naming a disease after you

[everythingiswhatevernow]

Why is this funny

[sapamanders]

how much do i have to zoom in on a pic of my elbow before it gets flagged

[sapamanders]

never mind tumblr shot me on fucking sight

[momo-de-avis]

“maybe this way the sallon will accept it, monsieur Manet”

[momo-de-avis]

GUYS I FOUND A LOOPHOLE IN THE SYSTEM

[1995lahaine]

me on december 18th: wow this movie FUCKS

my assigned tumblr staff incel:

[zustinsyndrome]

[kumagawa]

[moodymoody]

i think about this video every day

[ryderdai]

And now I will as well

[getcultured-deactivated20201101]

This means so much to me

[thecommonchick]

[dankmemeuniversity]

[bioillogically]

little boobs. petitties

[6lackranger]

It’s November, so had to bring this back!

[6lackranger]

Look at what’s on her plate 😂

[mzhrtbrkr]

I can’t stand ya’ll 😂😂😂😂

[big-chief-woodenhead]

Still slaps

[catchymemes]

Wheeee!

[deerdick]

@rem-sky

[ndiecity-deactivated20241101]

Alright this is genius

[sufficientlylargen]

Every time I see a post about updog I’m torn between not wanting to fall for it and wanting to help the poster complete their joke.

[tommyeatseaton-blog]

okay but what’s updog ?

[jaiwithanadult]

Updog is a long sausage in a bun often served with ketchup, mustard, onion e, and/or relish.

[yumantimatter]

No, that’s a hotdog. An updog is when a new version or patch of an application is released

[defectivealtruist]

You’re thinking of update. Updog is when you end a sentence with a rising intonation.

[ghostpalmtechnique]

No, that’s uptalk.  You’re thinking of the fourth-largest city in Sweden.

[argumate]

surely that’s Uppsala, whereas Updog is the giant spider in Harry Potter.

[regexkind]

That’s Aragog. Updog is a symbol conventionally used for an arbitrarily small number in analysis proofs

[another-normal-anomaly]

You’re thinking of epsilon. Updog is an upward-moving air current.

[yieldsfalsehoodwhenquined]

no that’s an updraft

updog isn’t a noun at all, it’s a verb; it basically means to chew someone out, or harshly lecture them

[identicaltomyself]

No, that’s upbraid. An updog is a small dog that likes cuddling on people’s laps.

[speakertoyesterday]

No that’s a puppydog. An updog is when the Mets win.

[mistbornthefinal]

No that’s an upset. An updog is the modern version of a henway.

[yumantimatter]

What’s a henway?

[eversolewd-deactivated20250517]

Oh, about 5 pounds.

[tidyhippie-deactivated20190212]