What a fucking weeb

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[glazecake]

[forbiddencronch]

What a wiggly strawberry macaroon !

[gaystation-4]

[kaynanarie]

[tumeriic]

the bitch that drowned #creepypasta #bendrowned #fanart #aa #idontlikehashtags https://www.instagram.com/p/CBEX-wdJ18N/?igshid=314kg0mlze40

[safety-officer-barto-deactivate]

“Salt and Pepper Diner is John Mulaney’s funniest bit” is Xanax/Prostate Exam erasure and I will not stand for it

[officialqueer]

The overlooking of “The One Thing You Can’t Replace” is a criminal act.

[jewishdragon]

LISTEN, I WAS JUST WATCHING JOHN MULANEY AND I RAISE YOU

[bisexualgambit]

HOW COULD YOU NOT SAY DELTA AIRLINES????

[kurtwagnermorelikekurtwagnerd]

Bill Clinton Never Forgets A Bitch, Ever

[safety-officer-barto-deactivate]

The responses to this post have been so amazing because it’s reminded me, and I’m sure many others, of just how many hilarious bits John Mulaney has other than s&pd

[incendiarysongbird]

okay, but eighth graders

[doorstoplord]

….. could be a nursery.

[awesomealfry]

being 12 years old on anotger continent is a great alibi

[starry-nightengale]

“Why buy the cow, question mark?”

[tgwdlmreprised]

THAT TALL CHILD LOOKS TERRIBLE

[0rangeleader-deactivated2022100]

And then. He ordered one black coffee for himself.

And kept driving.

[abyssfemme]

LOOK AT THAT HIGH WAISTED MAN, HE GOT FEMININE HIPS

[silly-slacker-person]

“We gon play jacks down at the soda fountain”

NOBODY KNOWS WHAT YOU’RE TALKING ABOUT YOU IDIOT

Y'know, how you talk to your grandma?

[eclipsebykimlipmp3-deactivated2]

hello? HUSH

[bakvvas-deactivated20181218]

Eat ass, suck a dick, and sell drugs.

[sigma-enigma]

[zetsubonna]

The comments are just a list of a hundred different bits that made everybody laugh,and that’s how you know John Mulaney is a legend in his own time.

[noodle555]

Kills me. Every time.

[what-even-is-thiss]

“I was raised Catholic in case you couldn’t tell from the everything about me”

[hoardofhyperfixations]

Why can we not just all admit that John Mulaney sweats comedy and he’s great??

[infinitesimal-braincells]

“NOOO THAT’S THE THING I’M SELF CONSCIOUS ABOUT!”

[30-minute-memes]

Me_irl

[oceaneyes1834-deactivated202312]

YO PEOPLE WE NEED TO BOOST THIS

@panpotterhead3000 you have a lot of followers

[cheese-greater-official]

BOOST BOOST BOOST ITS IMPORTANT ALSO WHAT DAY IS IT IDK WHEN APRIL 1 IS

[bat-boye-deactivated20200717]

BOOST!!! @official-lucifers-child

[thefatedflowerchild]

This is the only April fools prank I want to take part in because it is so harmless and stupid. It achieves nothing but childish malice and I live for it

[tumeriic]

i had huge inspiration from an artist on pinterest or something like dat hdjsnsnfg

[henry-thats-unsafe]

OFF Deserves Love and Respect in 2020!

Pass it on!

[fuwaprince]

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[uie-deactivated20230402]

ALWAYS REBLOG WHEN YOU SEE SOMETHING LIKE THIS PLEASE; ITS SO MUCH MORE THAN IMPORTANT TO PEOPLE. IT MEANS EVERYTHING TO SOMEBODY AND EVEN THOUGH YOU MIGHT NOT SEE THIS IN THE SAME LIGHT, SOMEONE MIGHT. INFACT YOU REBLOGGING THIS COULD STOP SOMEONE TAKING THEIR LIFE TONIGHT.

[kitten--aesthetics-blog]

I noticed there isn’t one here for Ireland, so

Irish free suicide helpline: 01-116 123

[thenatsdorf]

Baby hears violin for the first time. (via AudreysMMB) [play to hear audio]

[breebro]

HE HUGGED HER LEG

[fangirltothefullest]

I love children experiencing music and things for the first time and just being SO happy that they do what makes sense to them, such as this little one hugging her leg, like they’re so sweet and pure and expressive and my heart is full!

[tumeriic]

myheart-

[tumeriic]

i decided to sketch the horned hair boi :,)

i might do more, i’m not sure, but i hope you like sjssjsjjsjs

[dniudsnf]

a little survey: reblog if you just need a hug right now

[tumeriic]

:')

[tumeriic]

*trusts self*

okay, never do that again-

[cleoselene-deactivated20260315]

“reblog this or your mom will die”

“seriously judging everyone who doesn’t reblog this post”

“if you don’t reblog this post you have no soul”

“you reblogged something from an OP who is bad”

“i don’t care what your blog is about, spread this like wildfire!”

[manoessay]

I felt this post

[tumeriic]

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