Twerking-Angels

i just reblog things and rant basically sexcbeethings, cosplaying_bee, etc. Silas, 27, he/him/hole or whatever

[howlerbat]

you ever listen to a song 47 times in a row and every time you’re like wow what a good song. I’m gonna play it again.

[neenarchive]

adhd will have you fighting for your life to do beloved hobbies that bring you nothing but joy

[godshideouscreation]

Mom. Get out. I'm doing spells.

[fiddlepickdouglas]

Why don't they make stained glass fish tanks? Give those fish Catholic guilt

[orcboxer]

fascinated by the implication that it's the stained glass that gives catholics the guilt

[talesfromthecrypts]

Periods should come with some kind of psychic attack so I can like knock the phones out of hands of people who listen to loud videos in public and pop the tires of people with evil bumper stickers. I feel I'm owed that for the horrors

[kkshowtunes]

google siting ao3 as a source is so unhinged

[strawberrygirldick]

Google is quickly approaching a fucking unusable state

[crazy-pages]

So I started using duckduckgo a little over a year ago. At my research job I was advised to be careful about what I googled (versus looking up in reference documents), because Google is data mining all of us and the company is concerned that Google might sell data on what we are searching about to competitors. Which is its own level of creepy cyber dystopian hell.

Anyway I figured I'd just bypass that entire problem by using a search engine which didn't datamine me, a thing which apparently never occurred to our data security team because Google has sunk its claws into every aspect of our lives. And at first it felt a little bit clunky because it has different searching priorities than Google and I found myself having to relearn subtleties of search term optimization and how to parse results which I never realized were unique to Google in the first place. Meanwhile at home I was using Google and duckduckgo in unequal proportions because I hadn't really committed to making the switch you know?

And this means I got to be the frog with one foot in the slowly boiling water and one foot in a nice bath of room temperature water for reference as Google rotted from the inside. I don't know how long this process has been going on and how much I missed. But from 2022 to 2023, Google has gone to hell. It is almost unusable compared to what it was a year ago.

Nonsense pay to play search engine results now consume more than half of the first page, which we all know, but the stuff below that has gotten less and less useful too. It's gone from duckduckgo being a slightly less powerful search engine (with a bit of a learning curve that compounds the effect) to being objectively head and shoulders better than Google, and it's not because duckduckgo has gotten better! In just over a year!

I feel almost crazy because I don't think I would have noticed it if I hadn't had one foot in and one foot out of Google like I have, simply because of how often we all use Google and how slow that makes the enshittification process from search to search. But it's real! Google has gotten so much worse! It is eating itself alive!

[margesimpsonannoyedgrunt]

i really wish five hours of sleep was sufficient because going to bed at 2 and waking up at 7 would be heaven but the body keeps score

[saurons-pr-department]

2024 is the year we stop “consuming” and go back to “reading/watching/listening to/playing” things

[were--ralph]

Is it OK to still consume cum or

[ferallindsay]

no you have to "guzzle" it this year

[theedorksinlove]

different viewpoints

[coalashslurry]

almost salted the boiling water im using to sterilize my dildo

[ooccoo]

#cleaning it italian style

[sapphling]

talk to any electrician and you'll find that their job is essentially the closest plane of experience to "person whose job it is to have sex with your house" that we currently possess as a species

[moveslikekeithrichards]

i love antique stores you go to check out & theyre like “where the hell did you get this”

[femboy-c-cups]

I would have been such a faggy lil caveboy, they'd be like "grug come learn hunt and throw spear now" and id be like waaaa no let me pick berry with old gran. I'm the best berrypicker and all the elders love me and are soso sad seeing me cry getting dragged off to do hunting.

At dark around the fire, uup the wise would say some shit like "different flower bloom different way, let grug bloom" and everyone would be like "aaaaaa thog see now, thank you uup the wise." so next day im allowed to pick berry and seed with old gran again and she lets me eat the juiciest ones (o^－^o)

[duskquil]

“wearing all pink to the barbie movie” “wearing full suits to the minion movie” the children yearn for themed parties

[acerago]

for adults, good kids and convenient kids are the same thing

[yarrayora]

shout out to the comic that breached containment because the aging population of tumblr relate hard about being A Good Kid

[animentality]

[andhumanslovedstories]

Hold onto your butts everyone I’m gonna wash my fuckin dishes

[andhumanslovedstories]

The thing about washing dishes is that you always think it’s gonna take sooooooooo much time and be so annoying. But then you find something to listen to, you get settled, you get started, and you realize that you were correct holy shit the cheese is glued on