They're All Gay, Stephenie

it's true, I don't make the rules || I've been struck by Twilight fever

[renegadepack]

[feefal]

Cosplays based on my Twilight fanart :’) they look SO GOOOD WTFFFF

https://www.instagram.com/p/CXRlRT4JDyu/?utm_medium=copy_link

[hallucination-edward]

[shittytwilightaus]

“he looks at you like your something to eat”

twilight au where Mike Newton has been desperately trying to get forks to believe the Cullens are vampires for years by alternatively dropping subtle hints such as the above but also knocking at Charlie’s door with blurry polaroids of Emmett maybe sparkling

one time Charlie stumbled out of bed at 3AM to Mike pounding on the door. only when he opened it all the kid had were some print outs of a book on 18th century medicine written by a Dr. Carlisle Cullen and Chief Swan I swear it’s gotta be the same guy chief I promise they’re vampires chief!!!

[alinasgenyas-deactivated2021060]

Time went on for everybody else, she won’t know it 

[bellaswanswife]

i don’t know why you wanna sit through all those zombies eating people, and no hot guys kissing anybody... it’s gross. like, ya know, why are there that many zombie movies anyway? if it’s supposed to like, draw a parallel about leprosy - my cousin had leprosy - it’s not funny, ya know? like... it’s supposed to be a metaphor for consumerism? cuz don’t be so pleased with your own, like, self-reverential cleverness, ya know? like, some girls like to shop

[shiny-volvo-stupid-owner]

not all girls apparently, though I was surprised you called at all. I mean your depression thing I totally totally get it. but after awhile it’s like you’re still bumming? and I’m going through stuff too, you know? like mike just wanting to be friends

[whendawn]

the twilight saga

[rosalielesbianhale]

Jessica literally called Bella up to ask whether or not she’d mind if she asked Mike to the dance because she didn’t want to create a rivalry between them. She was the first person to invite Bella to have lunch with her. After months of being ignored by her she was still willing to meet up with her to go see a movie that she hated.

But sure Stephenie… she’s a bitch.

[teamjacobthot]

the original new moon script just got a certain flavor to it…….a certain jenny say quan………….

[teamjacobthot]

ok but we missed out on some serious character insight on charlie like what ?????

[teamjacobthot]

[acotars]

and i am not ashamed of it.

fandom family edit for @porpentina / @edwardcullen

[musingsofvenus]

Honestly the only Cullen I like in Twilight is Emmett because he's the only one that's honest about his nature and actions.

He doesn't give a shit about preserving human life. He's literally only vegetarian because he's supporting Rosalie. He goes out of his way to not kill humans on a daily basis but at the times when he did kill someone, he was just like, "Well I am a vampire so.... *shrugs*" He doesn't sit on a moral high horse and claim he's one of the good guys. He is an unapologetic vampire and he owns it.

He's here for a good time and a long time. Can't fault him for that!

[selwynkane]

@storyseekers event 15: character that i relate to — bella swan from twilight

surely it was a good way to die, in the place of someone else, someone i loved.

[bonafidehero]

I did this months ago and never posted it so uh, here you go, a little bit of Bella Swan for you!

[maanemand]

”He’s a tracker – a tracker a thousand times more gifted than James was. His ability is loosely related to what I do, or what Aro does. He catches the… flavor? I don’t know how to describe it… the tenor… of someone’s mind and then he follows that. It works over immense distances.”

[night-unfurls-its-splendour]

OK GUYS.

Since I've experienced many headaches trying to find ALL THE TWILIGHT FONTS I'm here to give you a complete master rundown of all the fonts used in the Twilight books (those that I own at least) as far as I know.

SO.

1. The Twilight Title Font - Zephyr

This font is used for the titles (no caps) of all the main series books, including Midnight Sun (it is not used for Life and Death: Twilight Reimagined). It is also used in The Twilight Saga: The Official Illustrated Guide, for the all-red divider pages within sections (Ex. "Covens") and as the font for the Coven Headers and character homes headers (Ex. The Volturi, and The Volturi Lair). This is the easiest font to identify that is used in the series.

2. Character Handwriting Fonts

All of the character's handwriting fonts are ridiculously easy to find and here they are:

1. Bella's - Pablo

2. Edward's - Carmilla

3. Alice's - Joe Hand

4. Jacob's - "Almagro"

5. Charlie's - Asa

6. Aro's - Lucida Blackletter

3. Body Text

Here's where my deep dive required a LOT MORE DETECTIVE WORK.

1. Easier to find was the body font for the main series books: American Garamond BT. Most important distinction here from standard Garamond is the style of the number characters.

2. Requiring old fashioned elbow grease was the body text font for Midnight Sun: Sabon. I identified this by the italics.

4. Chapter Title Fonts

WHO WOULD HAVE GUESSED that this would be the biggest headache in the whole venture?

Midnight Sun was fairly easy, since I'm fairly certain the title font for that is a bog standard Arial. Nothing distinguishing, very easy.

THE MAIN SERIES, ON THE OTHER HAND I'm still not certain i have nailed down, but after a whole week of searching the closest I've come is to pop in "News Cycle" and scale up to 150%.

So there you go everyone. all the fonts. If i missed one that you might need identified for any fanfiction related reason, do please send me a snap of the font in the book and i will try and track it down.

[volturialice]

losing my mind over edward’s handwriting being “Carmilla”

[swttnemesis]

event n.O7 – @booknet

❝ 𝘛𝘩𝘦 𝘝𝘰𝘭𝘵𝘶𝘳𝘪 𝘢𝘳𝘦𝘯'𝘵 𝘴𝘶𝘱𝘱𝘰𝘴𝘦𝘥 𝘵𝘰 𝘣𝘦 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘷𝘪𝘭𝘭𝘢𝘪𝘯𝘴, 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘸𝘢𝘺 𝘵𝘩𝘦𝘺 𝘴𝘦𝘦𝘮 𝘵𝘰 𝘺𝘰𝘶. 𝘛𝘩𝘦𝘺 𝘢𝘳𝘦 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘧𝘰𝘶𝘯𝘥𝘢𝘵𝘪𝘰𝘯 𝘰𝘧 𝘰𝘶𝘳 𝘱𝘦𝘢𝘤𝘦 𝘢𝘯𝘥 𝘤𝘪𝘷𝘪𝘭𝘪𝘻𝘢𝘵𝘪𝘰𝘯. ❞

[bellasredchevy]

my headcannon with Resume is that just like an immortal child she makes everyone fall in love with her. Theres no fing way that all these vampires would suddenly fight for her??? But notice the ones who didn't touch her aren't willing to fight? Amun for example... She can literally show you her thoughts by putting her thoughts in your head??? There's got to be some of sort of something going on there no? The way everyone who touches her would die for her? Literally die for her, it reminds me 1/?

stephenie wants us to think that the Miracle of Breeding was powerful enough to get everyone on board but this is infinitely more interesting