[twinkvolturi]

riley going through bella’s clothes in eclipse: is that.... a khaki skirt ?

[twinkvolturi]

rewatching new moon it’s so funny bc as soon as jacob takes his shirt off u can see bella’s resolve wavering like “....you know what is edward even all that..”

[twinkvolturi]

i have a question can vampires get high ? bc i know they cant get drunk but if they can get high i know emmett and alice would be potheads

[twinkvolturi]

demetri: *bursts into the room i’m in, sent by the volturi to kill me because i send them too much annoying fanmail*

me, lying seductively on a velvet chaise dressed in a plunging v neck gown holding a glass of red wine: oh my ;) what a surprise ;)) i wasn’t expecting you ;)))

[hopesumners]

[readmancy]

why did the cullens pretend to be a family of high schoolers when they could have easily passed as broke college students who all live together and keep failing their classes

[panlight]

Midnight Sun, 2020. 

[twinkvolturi]

what movie has the best soundtrack and why is it twilight

[howlonghaveyoubeenseventeen]

how billy went to sleep every night knowing the cullens were gone in new moon

[notkatniss]

pull up to the gay function and people are just dressed like this

[valtsv]

i call this the “when you’re exploring the gothic castle that you’ve been warned to stay away from by the locals because it’s rumored to be the home of one or more vampires after dark” look

[valtsv]

[santhamantha]

“Nothing more fun than an irritated grizzly bear,” Bella agreed, nodding solemnly.”

Emmett:

[dr-daddy-cullen]

We all want a vampire for a girlfriend, Edward.

[twinkvolturi]

i think we should talk about the sexual tension between carlisle and bella while he’s stitching up her arm

[chloerachel]

I’m absolutely ordinary — well, except for bad things like all the near-death experiences and being so clumsy that I’m almost disabled.

[expressions-of-nature]

Adygea Mists by I Can Win

[q--uileutes]

Leah Clearwater, her face still a beautiful and emotionless mask, closed her eyes — not like she was tired, but as if to help her concentration.