[grynwood]

Your honor, I love them, they're so horrible

[calugaritsa]

you should read Trigun bro the main character is Jesus but also Cain and his genocidal ecoterrorist twin brother is Abel but also Lucifer at the same time. They're kind of Adam and Eve too but later on the evil twin is also Noah. The protagonist Jesus guy has a homoerotic friendship with a priest whose gun is shaped like a life-size cross and the priest guy is Judas but also The Bride Of Christ™. There's canon trans rep. Transhumanism too. DID rep. Physical disability rep. Did I mention Jesus has a huge ass and wears leather bondage fetish gear everywhere. The other most important characters are a couple of insurance agents. Somebody is named Midvalley the Hornfreak

[falloutnewnobody]

i'll never forgive a certain genre of person for fostering this common conception that dostoeyvsky's works are all these horribly depressing, hard to read novels because that man's writing is funny as hell and reads like a long distance friend telling you about a local drama on facetime at 2am

[butchraskolnikov]

top 3 Raskolnikov moments

1. that time when he’s about to kill himself by jumping off a bridge. then he sees a woman try to do that and fail. he then gets so much second hand embarrassment he decides to live

2. when he goes to Razumikhin’s flat and then gets annoyed when Razumikhin is there

3. his whole detective speech after the scene at Mermeladov’s funeral dinner (did not get involved at all when it was actually important)

[wrenchcore]

crime and punishment is so funny bc rodya will sit there like “wouldn’t it be crazy if i committed the crime? i mean i’m not saying that i did but like. if i did. wouldn’t that be crazy? haha you must think i’m insane hahaha what if this is all to trick you?” and then when people do in fact suspect him for the crime that he committed he loses his shit

[ninjapiratesfishy]

freak

[offshoreoilrig]

Rattling the bars of my cage but you can tell my heart's not in it and I try to discreetly look down check my phone several times

[byah-freecs]

I always laugh a lot when I remember that Illumi thinks he is the person Killua loves most, and how he admitted it so naturally as if it were obvious

Hisoka: Wait... you weren't talking about killua and gon, but about killua and you?

Illumi: Yes, that's right😃

[wanderinginkpot]

[cheaphalloweencostume]

no, YOU have to do it scared. IM going to fruitlessly wait for the perfect moment forever

[firestorm09890]

HORNFREAKS RISE UP

GET READY TO FREAK THAT HORN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[beeoboo]

something something ugh that's my twin brother

[guiltfactory-moved]

sometimes the absence is more compelling. let's lack something and then feel its presence forever in the empty space where it should be.

[ankle-beez]

the planet of trigun is a legitimate fucking huge desert and wolfwood still finds ways to get hit by the same vehicle

[perkyshelley]

chose a hill but i won't die on it. feel free to come and be killed on my hill

[shent-shent]

[feyluffy]

they were crazy for this