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newt | 24 | they/them aquo | derse | bard of heart Horny on main

[mintyvomit]

W-women

[molabuddy]

recently when im tempted to say 'i'm gonna kill myself' i try to correct it into saying "im gonna walk into the river and become a trout" or some other form of that. this is my new thing

[molabuddy]

btw this has graduated into me just saying "the trout population will be affected" and then not elaborating

[only-cat-memes]

[bougiebutchbinch]

Logan's gonna give it his best shot anyway! I believe in him~

[dragon-png]

same image

[stealpeanutbutter]

i feel like i do 25% of what an average person does in a day and still it's too much

[serafaina]

This in the biz is what we call a "symptom"

[greghatecrimes]

House drugged that coffee btw

[meraarts]

It’s even better than that. He didn’t drug that coffee, but the other one, the one he isn’t offering to Wilson. He did this because he (rightfully) assumed Wilson would not trust him and ask for House’s coffee instead.

Also noteworthy is that when Wilson drugs House through coffee this very same episode, he does it by drugging the offered cup, because he knows House would never even think to suspect him.

They are insane.

[hyumjim]

House was sort of like Death Note if there was no death note and Light and L were just coworkers and best friends with sexual tension

[hyrude]

[yo-its-matt]

Imagine jigsaw bringing the current torture puzzle to a screeching halt to announce over the PA system: “oh my god guys they got the pentagon!!”

[avalynramsaygames]

If Saw was made pre-9/11 then it would just be an amusing coincidence but it’s a *2004* film which means somebody on set either thought it would be hilarious that 9/11 was the next day OR they thought it would be terribly tragic, and I don’t know which possibility is funnier.

[esthermika]

[vamptits]

at least there's gay people

[vamptits]

and sadomasochism

[vamptits]

stop reblogging this without the sadomasochism this one is for perverts ONLY!!!!

[halcyonbequest]

why is my entire dash 9/11 jokes did smth happen or

[halcyonbequest]

NEVERMIND.

[rillabel]

[unrelenting-usurper]

Sign at my local movie theater that feels like a desperate warning

[gauntletqueen]

Eggman's security system during a break-in

[lambergeier]

the real danger of spending too much time with friends is you stumble out of ten days of happiness and good food like oh my god THAT was real life. my job means NOTHING

[lambergeier]

yeah it makes life worthwhile. i hope you get to hang out with a bunch of people you really like for several days in a row some time soon!

[catchymemes]

[apricotstop]

Old doodle, anatomy’s a little wonky

[wedarkacademia]

I know it is my father's first time on this Earth, too. And I know He had it worse when he was little.

But I was little too.

— Franz Kafka, from letters to his father

[cleaningouttherooms]

HANK!! HANK THIS IS NOT A KAFKA QUOTE! THE DARK ACADEMIA BLOGGERS TOOK IT FROM A TIKTOK POEM AND DECIDED SINCE IT MENTIONS FATHERS IT WAS WRITTEN BY LATE NINETEENTH CENTURY WRITER FRANZ KAFKA DESPITE THE STYLE VERY CLEARLY BEING FROM 2022 #INKSPILLED INSTAGRAM POETRY HANK! WHY WOULD HE EVEN REFER TO HIS FATHER IN THIRD PERSON IN A LETTER TO HIS FATHER WHEN THEY ARE ALL IN THE SECOND PERSON!! HANK LISTEN TO ME!!! HANK!!!!!

[liarsblade]

Yeah you're right. It WOULD be pretty fucked up if you were a swan but you were raised by ducks and you grew up never seeing another swan or even knowing that such a thing as a swan even existed so you just thought you were a duck with something super wrong with it.

[liarsblade]

[a-potato-of-death]