So be it.

[thelifeandtimesofacrazyblond]

[thelifeandtimesofacrazyblond]

[headspace-hotel]

i’m fucking shrieking with laughter. It sounds like his dick is a deranged yard sprinkler or a terrified pigeon turned loose in an apartment.

[baddingtonbitch]

[petermorwood]

This clip looks like a major league piss-artist in action. 

If Wikipedia and the few times I’ve seen him on TV are anything to go by, that’s Giles Coren in a nutshell.

[sasukehoe]

Respectfully, Ireland is the best country on the planet

[skywardstrapon]

from the same thread:

[anagramofbrat]

I have witnessed so much slaughter and death here

[ittybittytatertot]

So what I’m hearing is Irish people are extremely funny.

[thenatsdorf]

Black cats are lucky. (via leahweissmuller)

[immaplatypus]

MAN [IN THICK ACCENT]: Black cat bring good luck.  Not bad luck.  I have black cat - See, him face - And I am not dead today: Good luck!

[official-mugi]

“See him face”

I sure fucking do see him face

[just-things-i-enjoy]

Him face

[luccorvus]

Reblog him face for good luck in 2021

[catsbeaversandducks]

Reblog him face for good luck in 2021 (2)

[bakarilennox]

Reblog him face for good luck in 2022

[brightwanderer]

Always reblog him face

[homofied]

Demon Quiche

[bevismusson]

I don't know of the pause after "smooth top" where he's clearly considering if he needs to make the innuendo or not, or his reaction to the taste is the best part of this one

[hickeywiththegoodhair]

you are forgetting about “”BEAT UNTIL SOFT”honey i dont need instructions”

[guccikadearts]

[justalurkr]

[swordshapedleaves]

This is basically what my physical therapist had me do for my back problems last year and it helped with the pain so much! Also walk for at least thirty minutes a day, even if it's just in small chunks throughout the day.

[weirdmageddon]

the way my jaw dropped at this bit

[changelingsrule]

Toby: So I wrote a bunch of music for the computer to play. Its going to be epic since the computer can handle so many crazy parts. Orcistra: We’re going to play this. Toby: Ummm…

[mrevaunit42]

Every band member ever: Music that was clearly composed by someone who doesn’t know how human fingers work? yeah alright, let me warm up. 

[stars-for-thought]

I need this

Like the full concert or a copy of the audio I can download

[stars-for-thought]

Oh look, I found it!

https://youtu.be/2vHERvHx26A

[official-lucifers-child]

new favourite thing to listen to: literally exactly what i’ve been looking for my entire life

[cerothenull]

Music Producer Alex Moukala did a whole video on just why this is so impressive

[exeunt-pursued-by-a-bear]

same energy as the people who made Fifth Element being like “the diva’s song is done using editing because it’s meant to be impossible for normal human vocal cords, no human could change between these notes so quickly” and opera singers immediately taking that as a challenge

[9buttersxxx]

[r4cs0]

Holy shit lol

[pikaglove]

We stan

[aaaaasneakattack]

That ending fucking blindsided me

[that-twink-over-there]

[gunsandhugs]

Pls watch this

[theknightswhotilrecentlysaidnee]

Every line in this video is iconic

[lontra-ohiensis]

still not over how much I love this

[tenporcupinesinnertrenchcoat]

Posts that would kill a peasant from 1173

[imjustusingthistolikeartists]

Mephistopheles and Margaretta, A Double Statue - medium: sculpture, sycamore wood, sculptor unknown, 19th century. Currently located in the Salar Jung Museum in Hyderabad, India.

[weaselle]

i’ve reblogged posts featuring these two separately, but they go great together

[slothful-rabbit]

I laughed so fucking hard at this

[sabanasblancasuniverse-deactiva]

[theevenprime]

This is universal. This comedy transcends time and language.

[pyros-random-thoughts]

Hes right

[balamist]

#my guy lost knife priviledges real fast

[ampervadasz]

[iamalivenow]

first guy: …installation is pretty simple, basically in two seconds, [unintelligible] to hinder the wheel’s rotation.

second guy: here hold this gift, its for you!

first guy: that was… a little too fast… crazy- you can’t just-

[catchymemes]

[vicious-vixen-305]

[catasters]

[ljonskar]

[justcatposts]

Christmas cat walk was a grand success 

(Source)

[necroducer-kotaro]

There are some things which the English dub did okay. This is NOT one of them.

[ripleyandweeds]

“hey can you do a normal voice for this character” “absolutely not”

[fluorescentjellyfish-deactivate]

Op what are you talking about this is objectively great