when the birds write

hollanov/a, hockey, and miscellaneous gays - @tziporim on AO3 30/Queer/Any pronouns pro-🇵🇸, pro-🏳️‍⚧️, anti-AI

[divia-art]

Fem! Hollanov (Jane & Lily) 💋

[piwonplaylist]

i get distracted and then abandon everything else for hollanova

[smokey-ilya]

hey guys it's your boy shane aka shane hollander aka hollzy aka canada's own coming to you live from the captain's deck i dont wear a letter anymore but i do wear my heart on my sleeve for this sniper right here--say hi ilya--and we're gonna beat the tf outta montreal tonight alright boys? dirty fuckin dangles boys let's get it

[stardustpainter]

Ilya trying to outplay his demons

[ok-notgood-probablybad]

this means more to me than it should

[grabmyboner]

does everyone know fandom means imagining non canon scenarios

[flyora]

shall I add a description here?

[ilyasmole]

apologies if anyone has already pointed this out but i just realized ilya chose to wear a turtleneck to his father's funeral therefore his mother's necklace is not visible......

[mooterus]

very funny to me when goalies are hot. like, they didn't have to do all that. the team was already willing to both die and kill for them. then you take off their big mask and they were secretly hot the whole time? unnecessary

[twirlingfreckles]

What’s really crazy is that Yuna was supposed to have a baby girl and she would have grown up and married Ilya Rozanov and their union would produce greatest hockey player of all time. But in her love for her husband David, Yuna decided to have a baby boy, disrupting millennia of selective breeding intended to create the greatest hockey player of all time. She had the hubris to believe that she was powerful enough to create the Kwizatz Hockeypuck. And you know what? She was right. Because her son is Shane fucking Hollander. I mean look at him

[cuppydogshane]

ok well now i am thinking about shanes thick strong thighs wrapped around ilyas waist

[cannissmajor]

Ilya and his mama in 1994

He was so loved :’(

[imgonnaeditstuff]

poem on my fortieth birthday to my mother who died young, lucille clifton

[clytemnestraaa]

i have cracked the code. ilya is so convinced that he is a toxic poisonous shipwreck of a person and so he’s an asshole to people as a form of intimacy testing. what this means is that he goes sorryforpartyrocking mode and does body shots and then 30 minutes later he’s snot crying in an alley because he is #disregulated and someone is like “uh hey man are you okay” and ilya is like (scary face) “i am FINE” and obviously they can tell he’s not fine but also nobody wants to call him on it because there’s a large man acting unpredictably in an alley. and then shane’s deal is just that he is autistic and completely misses the social cue that he’s supposed to leave. so instead he’s like “ilya i don’t think it’s true that you are fine because i can see that you are snot crying in an alley. it’s really rude to lie to people ilya.” and ilya is like “oh my god for the first time in my life someone prevails through my masterful facade… he sees me….”

[lookforanewangle]

commissioned @kikissh for the boys awhile ago; LOVE how they turned out 😍

their comms are currently open! check em out!!

[tothecottage]

playing in the hollanova sandbox rn i think that while shane and ilya's dynamic plays more with top and bottom and D/s jane and lilya's is mainly D/s.

like i think they're vers when it comes to topping and bottoming. they're both equal opportunity strap slingers but when jane wears it lilya makes her feel like a human dildo and jane gets off on the objectification. when lilya wears the strap she Really knows how to use it. like her stroke game is 100 out of 10.

and not to be horny on main (not sorry) but i don't think shane and ilya play around with daddy kink as much as jane and lilya do. jane 100% calls lilya daddy when they have sex.

[assignedilyaoftheday]

your assigned ilya of the day is exhibiting predatory behavior because there's a shane in his enclosure 😈

[shieldofiron]

Ilya: Ever since you got word of the day calendar, you talk like vampire. Stop it.