Uchuu Ahiru

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[sandmandaddy69]

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

You're right but don't say it like that

[raccrows]

that kiss meter trend I did on twt awhile back ft. pokke

[peelingmandarins]

[the-vegan-muser]

me when I see a cat if I’m being honest

[teaboot]

Jumping from child care to private security really messes with you. I keep saying "oopsie daisy" and encouraging drunk folks to "go home, drink some water and take a nap, and let's try again in 24 hours, okay?" Best part by far is that it's working. Guy went like he was going to fight me the other day and his buddy said "you leave the nice lady alone"

[noping-out-deactivated20241117]

[ID: Comment by @emilyshka “INCREDIBLE, good for you. I went from being a nanny to bartending and accidentally put a whole bachelorette party in time-out. 100% recommend it was great.”]

[binarycat64]

The flip side of "children are human" is that hey a bunch of things that work on kids also work on adults who would've guessed.

[mumblesplash]

[staggering to my feet and wiping a single perfect drip of blood from my mouth] i have to get back on my bullshit. no matter the cost

[sanae-kochiyas]

Tell this girl not to fumble please

[loreleywrites]

im always saying this

[ggcrono]

[e1raaash]

` #2 mizuena. `

* ˚ ⁺ ◟ ͜ ◞ * ˚ ⁺ ◟ ͜ ◞ * ˚ ⁺ ◟ ͜ ◞ * ˚ ⁺ ◟ ͜ ◞ * ˚ ⁺ ◟ ͜ ◞

` ꪑꪱƺꪊꫀꪀꪖ / ꫀꪀꪖꪑꪱƺꪊ is seen as semi-canon towards the fandom ! `

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[prokopetz]

An analysis of posting trends on Tumblr suggests that the ideal form of the visual novel is a semi-linear murder mystery whose gameplay consists of solving middle-school "who lives in the blue house?" style verbal logic puzzles, except every time you guess wrong a mean bisexual MILF makes fun of you.

[aokozaki]

[meatcat8]

oh digi-tan, you've been given such an honor from king herself

[sandmandaddy69]

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

You're right but don't say it like that

[yamada-ryo]

I didn't think that it could get any worse after google decided to show jermasus as the main image result for searching "jerma" but clearly I've been proven wrong because the new image is truly much much worse

[casiodyke]

what the fuck

[korrectedtypo]

Go! Digitan! Spread the umagenda!

[ch3rii]

[nyaagolor]

Thought u guys might enjoy my bumper magnet

[whooiew]

Starting Pride Month off with Digidober

[lilyblisslys]

me with the. When she. When her. When the she her me

[mollyjames]