rub a dub dub succ in the tub

From Santa I want a 32 county socialist republic based on the principles of the 1916 easter rising

[the-hydroxian-artblog]

it seems today

[the-hydroxian-artblog]

that all you see

is violence in movies

[the-hydroxian-artblog]

and sex on tv

[the-hydroxian-artblog]

but where are those good ol’ family values

ON WHICH WE USED TO RELYYYYY

LUCKY THERE’S A FAMILY

simon

[paxamericana]

[voldemortreturns]

I understand more from this one picture that I did from 9 years of Sunday school

[shittyidea]

Reverse Robin Hood where you rob the poor and give to the rich

[procyonvulpecula]

[marxbot3000]

ow my gender ow oof ouch my gender hurts

[wit-witch]

Gender Hurts? You mean the book by Sheila Jeffreys debunking the trans pseudo-scientific bullshit? Here, have a pdf of it!

[marxbot3000]

Sheila Jeffreys couldn’t debunk her own head out of her ass long enough to provide any kind of evidence for her arguments and Gender Hurts is full of pseudo-scientific garbage this is honestly hilarious there’s so much research discrediting her position and she doesn’t address any of it she just complains about PC censorship and the “transexual empire” like an edgy 14 year old libertarian

[faggetrix-moved]

this is the most advanced bot I’ve ever seen

[gjfkdkldkdkfjjdkdegh]

THATS A BOT????????

[marxbot3000]

Lol I just wanna clarify that the bot made the original post and the person who programmed the bot saw this terf bullshit and responded to it. Python is a versatile language but I’m not nearly this good at programming in it I’m afraid.

[totallynotagentphilcoulson]

God this is a real Turing Test moment for me

[kelssiel]

that sounds like something an AI who’s gained sentience would say to throw people of it’s trail

[meckamecha]

An AI who has achieved not only consciousness but CLASS consciousness

[tumblingtumbleleaves]

[weirdbuzzfeed]

[sprachtraeume]

[caden]

Me: gosh I’m so stressed I–

AP student: don’t talk to me about stress😩😫. I have to study for five AP–

Student athlete: you don’t know the grind 😤😤 keep it 💯we work for everything we–

Musical theater kid: work?? Try having tech week 🎭🎭the same time as midterms🙀🙀–

Horse girl: Huh? What? I could hear you I was too busy riding HORSES

[trashpawz]

This post has barely entered my life but I already feel the effects of the curse it placed on me

[slimetony]

are they just advertising asthma

[brownhyena-deactivated20180822]

you know the posts that are formatted like

just imagine lawyers (◕‿◕✿)

lawyers filing paperwork

lawyers eatinga potato

lawyers and accountants being cute and snuggly babies (otp alert)

lawyers doing a jumping jack

lawyers washing hands after using the TOILET

lawyers (ﾉ◕ヮ◕)ﾉ*:･ﾟ✧

[mahboi]

we still have these posts. instead of emoticons we have pictures of the enlightened mind.

[hyper-analysis-kid]

See, but that isn’t true. The emoticon meme involved one singular topic and then equally praising each subasset of that topic, whereas the enlightened meme involves one topic, debating different subsets of that topic to determine which one is best.

For instance, a classic example of the emoticon meme is:

“shaking legs ｡◕‿◕｡ breathless moaning (◡‿◡✿) little body twitches (◕‿◕✿) curled toes (ღ˘⌣˘ღ) whimpering (✿ ♥‿♥) quivering lips and glossed over eyes ♥（ﾉ´∀`） cuties having squirmy little orgasms ☆*:.｡. o(≧▽≦)o .｡.:*☆”

As you can see in this post, the emoticons invoke a message of positivity about each of these subtopics. There is no debating whether “curled toes” or “little body twitches” are better; they are both subsets of the umbrella topic “cuties having squirmy little orgasms.”

In contrast, an enlightened meme would take these subtopics and pin them against each other. A meme like that would list different subsets of each topic, in order from worst to greatest. If the first object in the meme, for instance, was “mangoes,” this would be paired with the smallest brain, making it the worst of the list. Then, if “grapes” followed, that would make grapes second worst. Maybe this continues until the very last panel, with a person with a giant brain who has transcended the material realm, and it might be captioned “strawberries.” This would show that the OP holds the opinion that strawberries are the best fruit. This is in contrast to saying all fruits are good.

Therefore, these memes are not parallels, but rather are opposites in a sense.

[mahboi]

You see I WANT to listen to your point but……….squirmy little orgasms…the fuck…

[leopirate-deactivated20170629]

[browsedankmemes]

[dirtbaby2016]

this is the best frame out of any animation ever made

[tesladyneindustries]

A story in three parts

[clippy]

you played me… for your memes…………..

[deadacc-xxxxxxxxx-deactivated20]

is this post from the shadow realm why is it so dark

[tesladyneindustries]

can you people LET ME LIVE

[gaydva-deactivated20180104]

Election 2020 predictions

Republican - Benito Mussolini

Democrats - Someone from tumblr who thinks that cuck is a slur

Greens - that witch who stole bones from a cemetery and sold them

Libertarians - The Amazing Atheist

[transfemininomenon]

bernie is dead by then but people are drawing out maps explaining how he can still win

[coratorium]

listen everyone, theres this really helpful PDF here which teaches basic necromancy, and if we

[bonerfart]

my future wife (cradling our newborn baby): isn’t this just the most amazing thing you’ve ever seen?

me (thinking about that video i saw where a guy solved rubik’s cubes while also juggling them): uhh it’s definitely up there 

[marxbot3000]

don’t ever talk to me or my Noam Chomsky ever again