[lydiabrbpooping]

[zizelle]

ilove homosexuals i  love bisexuals  i love trans !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Yayy ayyayy ayy Weare all sooo ocool

[plum-soup]

your silence on fresh basil pesto is deafening.

[i-fuck-audis]

MY FUCKING CAR

[the-irreverend]

The GOAT

[furryprovocateur]

Fork found in Bathroom #Mystery #Unexplained

[saltoncity]

girl is that a knife in your hand or are you jerking off your sharp detachable penis in my stomach

[misscrazyfangirl321]

Being an adult will have you unironically craving a vegetable

[jame7t]

tumblr is like an abandoned space station & you all are the thing in the vents

[jame7t]

not me though. im girl with tanktop

[fluffysheeple]

christian bad driver: my guardian angel watches over me, I don't need to look before I merge

atheist bad driver: I will rely on my own skill to see myself safely home after a mere 8 drinks

agnostic bad driver: no one knows where all these dents and scratches came from

[mommydgaf]

you’re so fucking spoiled you get to pick out which radiator you get chained to

[moldavite]

wiping my cheeto dust hands on your shirt. i want to build a beautiful life with you

[toddsolondz]

i’m like a clown that no one hired or pays

[cheaphalloweencostume]

*dirty talking* you’ve been a very bad boy and im just going to straight up kill you now

[cheaphalloweencostume]

do any of you even enjoy reading or watching fiction at all? if i wanted the plot with virtually nothing else i would read the wikipedia page

[ooppo]

A PORN BOT UNFOLLOWED ME?

[ooppo]

not that i care

[ooppo]

[mangonetics]

ah shit they're gaining on us. we gotta jettison some weight. throw all those stolen boomerangs out we don't need em

[supreme-leader-stoat]

On it, boss!

[supreme-leader-stoat]

Bad news, boss!

[dragirlinstall]

taking my gamer dog out for a walkthrough