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The Test/ Gojo Satoru x Reader R18
Summary: Your mentor, Gojo, uses a new "technique" on you in order to teach you the proper balance of cursed energy.
Word Count: 3.3k
Trigger Warning: 18+, gender-neutral reader, angst, smut, semi-fluff, masturbation, voyeurism, grinding, rough sex, semi-bondage, lowkey a breeding kink, biting, descriptive bodily fluids AKA sweat, blood, semen, saliva;
Author's Note: Reader is of age; Let's just say you were scouted by fellow sorcerers later in life. The setting is similar to that of chapter 13: "Watching Movies".
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“I want you to draw me like one of your French girls”
You had been halfway through the 1997 cinematic showing of the “Titanic” when an idea popped in your mentor's head. A most disgusting thought, one in which made him physically sneer. You were lying down, head against the arm rest. The TV’s light reflected against the pink blush of your cheeks.
Gojo shifts uncomfortably next to you, right arm extended upon the headrest. His eyes leer in your direction, studying your tense breathing. The possessed toy in your arms stirred slightly, acting as a warning.
“Remember, it senses all emotions; Is your mind steering off?” Gojo says with a shit eating grin.
You glare.
His eyes turn back towards the television: Upon it was a nude rose, lying upon a luxurious, olive colored couch. How similar her position was to yours, he thought. Images of your body began flooding his mind. He imagined how the light would hit your frame, creating a warm glow upon your being. He would touch you tenderly, creating a trail of goosebumps up your arm. He’d take notice of your breath hitching as he leaned into you, kissing you softly. It would take everything in himself to hold back.
Blood began traveling between his legs, creating an ever-growing bulge tenting the black fabric. If you had been any less focused, you’d have noticed by the sheer size. Fortunately, he took notice before you, covering his lap with interlaced fists. You just stayed the same; focused and slightly embarrassed by the content that was being presented.
For you, it’d be hard to deny that you hadn’t had feelings for him either. He was handsome, funny, and impressively strong. But he need not know that you went to sleep thinking of his mouth on yours, or that his image had accompanied your weekly onanism. Rather, it would devastate you knowing such a humiliation could be upon you. Nor did you want to ruin the relationship you two had begun to develop.
“Hey, y/n?” Gojo asks
You look over at him, sensing the strain in his voice. He stared straight ahead, seemingly zoned out.
“Yes? Sir?” you question, unconsciously scanning his figure. You cannot help but notice the tension in his hands.
Wait….is that-
“You’ve been doing a really fantastic job, and I am honestly impressed by your sustainability.” He says.
You blush, sitting upright and reverting your gaze.
“O-oh well, thank you sir, I-”
“And so, I want to test you further.” He says, finally looking towards you.
There was a glint in his eye; a look that sent a shiver down your spine.
“Oh, uhm…okay?" You say, obviously lost.
The doll in your arms had seemingly lost its curse, for it grew limp in your grip. You look down, observing its stillness. Impulsively, your gaze look towards his lap, noticing the twitching beneath the black polyester. Your eyes widen in panic.
Oh my god oh my god oh my god-
His hand grabs your chin with delicacy, slowly lifting your petrified face. It hadn’t occurred to you at that moment, but it was evident you were asleep. You had to be asleep. For, it was not possible you were next to your mentor, your teacher, in such a vulnerable state.
“y/n, I-”
“I-I'm so sorry. I didn’t mean- I wasn’t- I didn’t see anything and-”
The warmth of his lips hit you like a truck, smashing into you fervently. A warm scent of cypress washed over you as you processed the situation. His mouth tasted strongly of mint, and his lips were rough and warm. Your body went stiff, as he quickly pulled away. You sat, mouth agape and eyes glossy. His eyes seemed feverishly absent, as he too developed a red hue upon his cheeks.
Was that…the test? W-was the doll supposed to be….working?
“I’ve heard you.” he growls, seemingly worried by your reaction. You blink.
Huh?
“W-what?” you ask.
“I said, I’ve heard you.” he says, stronger now.
You blink again.
Does he mean? Oh god no, it couldn’t possibly me-
“In your dormitory. Your bedroom.”
Silence.
Your stomach drops, as does your eyes.
“Oh Gojo! Please Gojo! Faster! Please!” he mocks, semi-amused by your innate awkwardness.
Oh. My. God.
You cover your face in your palms, attempting to escape this nightmare of a dream. In doing so, the doll in which you were holding fell to the floor and rolled beneath the coffee table.
No. This cannot be happening.
“The sounds I heard….tsk tsk tsk. Ever so…naughty? Did you feel no shame?” he questioned, obviously teasing.
You felt tears well up in your eyes, forcing themselves through out of frustration. He frowns, hands reaching for yours.
A dream a dream a dream. This is just a dream.
“Have I upset you? I apologize, that was inappropriate of me.” he says, still wearing a tiny grin as he pulls your hands away.
“It is quite alright. Very normal. Very human. I promise I am not upset.” He consoles.
You sniffle, keeping your gaze on anything but him.
Well. Fuck.
“I'm……I’m sorry. Sir.” you say quietly.
His head tilts.
“Why?” he asks.
You glare at him.
“You- you know why! Because I-”
“Because you want me to fuck you?” he interjects.
You keel back, overrun by embarrassment.
“Well? Do you want me to fuck you?” he presses, leaning towards you slowly.
Why? Why God, why?
“I- I never said that! I-I- I mean I’m not denying my a-actions, b-but I never-”
“But you did? I heard you, and to be quite frank…I cannot forget about it. No matter how hard I’ve tried, I cannot stop hearing the sounds you made.”
Your heart skips a beat.
“I want to…I want to…” he says, eyes straining to find a sentence to his thoughts.
“Hear them again.” he spits out.
What?
It’s hard to explain how you looked in this moment, for you had internally and externally shut down: Your heart stopped beating, your ears begun ringing, and your vision went white. Not only this, but your mouth was desert dry.
To Gojo, it looked as though you’d seen a ghost.
“I-” You croak.
Gojo sat silently, apparently worried by your lack of response. Turning his head away, he took a hand to the couch, preparing to stand up.
Shit.
Before he could spit out an apology, you move towards him. Roughly, you land your lips awkwardly against his jawbone; He jolts in surprise, whipping his head back towards you. Unconsciously your hands grab for him, gripping onto his uniform. Your petrified expression had turned to something far more salacious.
He wore a crimson hue below his now, frenetic eyes. A slight movement in his pants indicated an equal lascivious emotion.
In a fraction of a second, he mounts you, tangling a hand in your hair. Swiftly, he returns to your lips, this time more passionate than the last. His tongue had moved its way past yours, causing an overwhelming sensation run down your spine. Involuntarily, you buck into his leg, hands still gripping onto the fabric of his uniform. Equitably, he also presses into you, groaning into your lips.
What…what the hell is happening?!
Gojo moves his other hand up your waist, hovering above your chest. Pulling away, he rests his mouth by your ear.
“May I?” he asks in a breathy whisper.
You reciprocate with a groan, arching into his touch. His fingers envelop your breast, squeezing tightly around the skin. You feel his lips travel below your ear, sucking lightly on the tender skin. His teeth graze along your swollen flesh, biting softly into the bruise.
“A-ah!” you yelp.
“Sorry…” he teases, pressing into you once more.
His groin had to have been at least the size of a 20oz bottle, for it ran from the tip of your knee to the top of your thigh. It was increasingly warmer than the rest of his being, nearly 5 degrees hotter.
Unraveling itself from your hair, Gojo’s other hand snakes around your throat, squeezing lightly. His head lifts from your neck, dragging a string of saliva with it. You notice the color coming back to his drunken eyes as he collects his thoughts.
“Y/n” he huffs.
You nod, finding heaviness in your breath; The taste of mint still staining your tongue. His saliva plops in one heavy drop, falling upon your now, heavily perspired shirt.
“Do you want me to stop?” he asks.
You shake your head.
It was quite an erotic scene. Uniform hiked up just enough to show his v-line; Sweat dribbling down his white happy trail, dripping onto the unmistakable bulge in his trousers. His once tidy appearance had now taken on a more disheveled look, for his hair was scruffy and his breath was short.
“I need to hear it. Your voice.” he pleads, squeezing your throat once more.
How do I speak? How do you speak? What even are words?
“N-no.” you utter. He inches closer.
“Do you want me to fuck you?” he asks again, enjoying the vulgarity of his words.
You blush once more, hating the limelight. It was far too late to pretend as though you had no feelings; In fact, it seems as though you had always been an open book to him. You wonder, what exactly did he not know?
“Yes….yes-” you stutter.
He smiles, teeth and all.
“Can I try a new…technique on you?” he requests.
Oh no…what could that possibly entail…
You hesitantly stall, partially lost by the sight of whatever is living in his pants.
“...like, what?” you inquire, visibly dubious of his intentions.
He leans over, pressing a mere 50 pounds on your chest alone. His hand around your neck releases as he fidgets at something out of sight. Upon returning, you are greeted with the doll in which you had merrily omitted. His sickening grin sits behind the toy, seemingly proud of his disposition. You cringe.
“I want you to balance your cursed energy into this toy… while I fuck you from behind” he announces loftily; He’s salivating just by the thought of it.
I’m gonna cry
“Gojo, I-”
“Sir, remember? I am your teacher, am I not?” He interjects. His wicked attitude shows no mercy to your patience. You huff, slightly agitated by his incessant teasing.
“Sir.” you sigh, rolling your head back onto the armrest.
Gojo leans back down, grazing your lips with his own. His eyes never leave yours as he steadily drags his tongue across your bottom lip, groping once more at the tenderness of your breast. You moan, rutting back into the leg mounted between your thighs.
How cruel…
You push him away, hardly generating a stir. He watches as you shakily snatch the doll from his hands, nodding in approval. Fortunately, you were good at balancing your annoyance into something. A purple cloud enveloped the toy, displaying your life-force of cursed energy.
“Very good~ “ he praises, utilizing the opportunity to squeeze you once more.
The flow in energy barely alters, showing an undeniable concentration.
Impressive, he thought; Nevertheless, it was his job to push you and push you he shall. Immediately, he takes his empty hand to your crotch, rubbing softly against the fabric. The jolt that runs along your figure is -to him- quite satisfactory, as is the moan that escapes you. The toy begins to stir slightly, rumbling in your hands.
“Focus, y/n~” Gojo remarks, grinning at your glaring eyes.
Asshole
He continues massaging along your groin, applying pressure whenever you get too quiet. At one point, you even begin grinding against his fingers, choosing a more pleasurable pace.
“Does it feel good, y/n?” he asks
You groan, feeling his eyes burning into your skin. To him, he saw a beautiful creature; Sweat slicked skin, lust-filled eyes, and a heavy breath. All in which was his to devour.
“M-more. Please, sir.” you cry in humility. The spot in which he was kneading became dark and damp.
“Heh….” he groans, perspiration trickling down his forehead.
“Please…Gojo-” you beg, eyes fluttering to meet his.
An insatiable hunger washes over him as he grips onto the seam of your bottoms; Expeditiously yanking both your pants and undergarments down, entangling your ankles in the fabric. As if mad, he jerks your shirt up, up off your head; Leaving the garment right at your wrists. It was now that you were completely exposed, for both your wrists and ankles were entwined in the fabric.
The cold air stings your skin, causing an uncomfortable amount of goosebumps to form around your chest. The doll in which you held was thrashing in the air, punching empty space above your head. Gojo hums approvingly, pressing a finger at your hardened nipple. You wince, pulling away from the cold touch.
“Stop….teasing…” you whine.
He smirks, audibly huffing in pride.
“Ok~ “
In a fraction of a second, you’re on your stomach, ass up. The toy, now limp, dangles from your hands.
Wha-
A harsh smack brings you from your whiplash, as a red hand-print marks your left buttock. You yelp in pain, feeling his hand snake through your hair again.
“Shhh shh, it’s alright.” He soothes, pulling slightly.
“You’ve done so good. Indeed, one of the best I’ve seen.”
The sound of his zipper fills the room.
“This is the final test, ok?” he says, licking a long strip along your ear.
“O-ok-” you respond, trembling from the sensation.
His length lands heavily on your back, clearly aroused. You look back for a brief moment, overcome by curiosity.
Oh. My. God.
His penis was roughly 9 inches, base to tip. Furthermore, the girth was unimaginable; Probably the equivalent of a soda can. The entanglement of hair around it created a jungle of powder-white mayhem.
How is it-...? How am i-...?
Your horror must have been evident, considering Gojo felt inclined to encourage.
“Oh, it’s ok. I’ll be very gentle, ok? You’ve been able to take me before, right? Haha, just kidding~ “ he says with a devilish smirk. You sigh, furrowing your eyebrows in defeat. He takes this moment to kiss your neck, sucking once more on the tender skin.
His erection finds its way to your entrance, rubbing slowly against the skin.
“Ready?” he asks, biting down onto your flesh.
“a-Ah!” you yelp.
The wound stings as he pulls away, letting go of your hair. Crimson blood trickles down to your collarbone.
“Mmm, sorry...Too much?” he asks, wiping a hand across his lips.
“N-no……no, just- just please, Gojo! Please! Fuck me, please!” you shout into the armrest, arching your hips towards him. You were tired of the teasing, planning to untangle the clothing from your limbs and force yourself onto him instead.
That was until you felt him grip onto your hips with uncontestable force.
His digits dig deep into your pelvis, forming a nasty bruise. A warm sensation fills your belly as your walls steadily stretch open. You cry out in pain, tensing up from the inconceivable pressure. His head pushes along gradually, slowly sinking its way deep into your being. The noises in which he releases are nothing short of ethereal.
“Oh fuck, oh fuck, oh fuck.” you cry.
A tear rolls down your cheek and onto the couch.
Humbling
Your back trembles as you drag away gently, feeling him pull lightly at your spongy membrane. Momentum pushes him forward, sliding you back to his hips. His head falls back as he continues this push-and-pull movement with you, engrossed in pure delight. A gooey liquid oozes from your entrance, gliding down between your thighs -ultimately- dripping onto the couch below.
Eventually, push-and-pull turns into animalistic copulation. The sound of his thighs slapping your soft skin echoes off the walls. Your arms and legs still bound, leaving you nowhere to run from this feral animal you call your teacher. His cock slides in and out of you with ease, pulling more sounds from you with each thrust. His hands move from your hips to your lower back, pushing you deep into the couch.
“Hah- Hah, fuck…mmmm yeah, you like that?” he moans.
You feel the drool pooling out of your mouth, spilling onto the cushions. You were drunk; Drunk on dick.
Gojo. gojo. gojo…dick. fuck. gojo fucking…gojo’s dick. fuck.
He moves from his knees to his feet, pressing much of his weight into each thrust. The tip of his penis pushes so far, your belly begins enveloping the shape.
“S-sir, I- heh, hah fuck, fuck Gojo, please don’t stop.” you mouth, barely getting the words out.
His pace quickens, slamming into you with such intensity you’d ought to be dead. His breathing was feral, that of a wild animal. Indeed, it seemed he intended to breed you as such.
“Cant- stop- hah, so good, feel so good baby, yeah? Want me t-to fucking cum? Want me to cum with you? F-fill you up, y/n?”
More tears stream down your cheeks as your pleasure builds.
“Y-yes! God, fuck yes, g-gojo!” you scream.
His sweat drips onto your back in heavy drops, sliding down between your shoulder blades. The cloud of fiery heat between you is suffocating. In fact, you were coaxed in a thick layer of sweat yourself. This level of moisture made it hard for him to keep a steady grip, for he had begun solely relying on the power of his hips. In an attempt to assist, you start rutting into him as well, using your knees and elbows as support.
“Hah- god-” he chokes.
The feral breathing, the sloppy thrusts, the vigorous twitching; All of these point towards his climax. One in which was about to hit you harder than any late-night fantasy ever could. You felt the burning tearing its way through your stomach, building itself pound per pound.
“M’gonna, cum, heh- g-gonna cUM!” he whines, emptying into you in vehement spurts.
Each shot of his boiling semen sends a hot flash through your body, bringing you in and out of blackness. His thrusts slow down before completely stopping; A thick sludge coats your walls with a fiery heat, sticking itself to his cock as he pulls out. It runs down your trembling thighs, falling in coagulated drops. Tears flow down your cheeks, as your glossy eyes attempt to re-align with reality.
He grabs your limp arm and flips you back over, staring at the tears staining your cheeks. His hand reaches for them, wiping them away with his thumb.
He could tell you hadn’t caught up with time yet, for your mouth hung open in quite the disgraceful expression. Drool poured excessively from your lips as your frame convulsed abnormally. It's as though he re-wired all parts of your being.
“Shit…” he says worriedly.
His hand reaches for your cheeks, squeezing them tightly; His eyes look to yours.
“Y/n? y/n, look at me. Are you alright? I’m sorry, that was too much...I couldn’t control myself. y/n?” he says anxiously, eyes furrowing in distress.
You move your gaze towards him, letting out a prolonged whimper. He sighs, quickly kissing your soaked lips. The gentle movement brings movement in you, helping you come down from your high; Minutes pass like this, lip-locked and quiet. The gentleness of his embrace completely contradicting his previous nature but allowing you time to pacify your overwhelming lack of thought.
Eventually, he pulls away, adorning a shit-faced grin.
“Good job, y/n.” he says, grabbing the toy from your stone-grip hands.
This time, the doll is thrown across the room; Discarded for good.
A sigh escapes your lips as you pull your arms from their frozen position, t-shirt still wrapped around your limp wrists. You let your bound hands rest upon your chest, settling right above your throbbing heart.
“T-thank you, Gojo.” you say, fluttering your eyes closed.
You hear the snickering before you feel it; His arousal prodding your entrance once more. Your breath stutters in disbelief. More sweat runs down your neck, tickling the sensitive skin.
“Wh- wha-” you mouth.
His hand wraps around your neck, gripping slightly.
“Round two~?” he implores teasingly.
It’s going to be a long night.
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NSFW Alphabet/ Bag Head (18+)
Authors Note: I WANT TO RUB HIS BELLY
Word Count: 1.0k
Warnings: 18+, stalking, violence, blood, gore-ish, oral (m/receiving), voyeurism, penetration (p in v), obvious smut, rough sex, non-con themes
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A = Aftercare (what they’re like after sex)
He’d stay inside you for a very long time, breathing heavily through his mask. His eyes would be fixated on you for minutes on end, just watching you as his cum seeps out of you.
B = Body part (their favorite body part of theirs and also their partner’s)
He likes the back of your neck, the back of your legs, the back of your hands, etc. He likes knowing you can’t see him. One time, he even got to watch as you fucked yourself against your bedframe. The way your back arched and eyes flickered was more than curious to him.
Furthermore, he loves his eyes; He loves to observe. Whether they’re watching you undress for a hot shower, or watching you cry into a plush pillow, he is thrilled.
C = Cum (anything to do with cum, basically)
He is insanely pent up; His cum is hot, thick, and gooey. He enjoys feeling it ooze back onto him as he pulls out.
D = Dirty secret (pretty self explanatory, a dirty secret of theirs)
He feels little to no satisfaction from sex unless some sort of violence is involved.
E = Experience (how experienced are they? do they know what they’re doing?)
He is a voyeur; his only experience is from watching his victims before striking. Ergo, he could not make any emotional connection during the act.
F = Favorite position (this goes without saying)
This man would be on top of you instantaneously, and with great vigor. His hand would hold your head to the floor, smooshing your face with every thrust of his hips. His grip: skull crushing, nearly fatal.
Sometimes the only way he can keep you down is by putting his whole weight on your back, pressing his head by your ear. During these times, you’ve heard him beneath the mask. Usually it’s just extremely heavy breathing, but you may hear a whimper here or there depending on the mood.
G = Goofy (are they more serious in the moment? are they humorous? etc.)
Brother will most likely kill you after-the-fact…
H = Hair (how well groomed are they? does the carpet match the drapes? etc.)
He has probably never shaved once in his life. It is a jungle of curly, coarse hair.
I = Intimacy (how are they during the moment? the romantic aspect)
No romance, but tons of physical touch. He loves putting tons of weight and pressure on your body. I think he hopes you will meld with him if he’s aggressive enough.
J = Jack off (masturbation headcanon)
He likes to imagine you crying out for help as he runs his hands over the tent in his pants.The idea of you limping in pain makes him twitch against his cold hands. But, the thought of your warm blood coating his fingers makes him foam at the mouth. He could cum just by the feeling of your heart pumping in his hands; Gushing in hot spurts with each thump.
K = Kink (one or more of their kinks)
He loves hunting; He loves playing with his food. And he loves watching the light leave your eyes when he rips a knife from your throat.
L = Location (favorite places to do the do)
In your safe spaces; He enjoys infiltrating your space and tainting it with fear. Specifically small spaces like closets or bathrooms. He wants you to remember him long after he’s gone. That is, if you make it that far.
M = Motivation (what turns them on, gets them going)
Tormenting you; whether it is your frustrated tears or your fearful screams, he loves knowing he can incite such emotions in you.
N = No (something they wouldn’t do, turn offs)
Let you get away alive.
O = Oral (preference in giving or receiving, skill, etc.)
He enjoys the tears that ooze from your sore eyes as he fucks your throat. But, the idea of suffocating you on his cock makes him harder.
P = Pace (are they fast and rough? slow and sensual? etc.)
He plays with his food; He would see the fear in your eyes and deliberately torment you. starting agonizingly slow; Soft touches, slow movements, short breaths. But soon, his body would lose control, and he’d have no choice but to spread you open.
Q = Quickie (their opinions on quickies, how often, etc.)
He’ll take as much time as he wants with you.
R = Risk (are they game to experiment? do they take risks? etc.)
I mean, he is breaking and entering.
S = Stamina (how many rounds can they go for? how long do they last?)
Depending on the hunt, he could go for hours. Your fear, your distress, and your submission turns him into a feral animal.
T = Toys (do they own toys? do they use them? on a partner or themselves?)
You could call his axe a toy depending on how he’s using it.
U = Unfair (how much they like to tease)
He’ll bring you to tears before even touching you. He likes watching you drain yourself of energy before pouncing; He likes softening you up, just to force you down and breed you.
V = Volume (how loud they are, what sounds they make, etc.)
He is an extremely heavy breather; You would think he had rabies. Furthermore, when he goes to swallow, you sometimes hear a slight whimper escape as his windpipe re-opens.
W = Wild card (a random headcanon for the character)
He loves period sex. Like, goosebumps running up his arms, drool pooling in his mouth, eyes going foggy type of love. It’s like two great things in one package: A warm tight hole to stuff his dick, and a glistening crimson painting his dick.
X = X-ray (let’s see what’s going on under those clothes)
5.5 inches, uncircumcised.
Y = Yearning (how high is their sex drive?)
If you’re scared, he’s horny. If you’re crying, he’s horny. If you’re frustrated, he’s horny. If you’re distraught, he’s horny. If you’re screaming, he’s horny. If you’re dying, he’s horny.
Z = Zzz (how quickly they fall asleep afterwards)
I’m not entirely sure he even sleeps. If he did, it wouldn’t be with you; That is too vulnerable.
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NSFW Alphabet/ Kurt Kunkle (18+)
Authors note: He's a greaseball.
Warnings: 18+, gender neutral, somnophilia, oral sex, kind of dubcon, cockwarming, car sex, pornography, masturbation, penetrative sex
Word Count: 937
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A = Aftercare (what they’re like after sex)
Kurt would want to cuddle BAD. Almost immediately he would slump over, cuddle you, and fall asleep.
B = Body part (their favorite body part of theirs and also their partner’s)
He loves your mouth; Whether it's giving him words of praise or around his cock, he loves it.
C = Cum (anything to do with cum, basically)
His cum is definitely thick and stringy; a white color with a sour taste. It gets stuck in his chest hair when you give him a handjob; or stuck in your hair during head. It turns him on to watch you lick it off.
D = Dirty secret (pretty self explanatory, a dirty secret of theirs)
He has somnophilia, and has jacked off to the idea of using you while you sleep. Of course, he is a little too embarrassed to admit it
E = Experience (how experienced are they? do they know what they’re doing?)
Kurt has 0 experience physically, but knows a lot from pornography. He does not know how to please somebody else, but he will try if it benefits him: AKA, head for head
F = Favorite position (this goes without saying)
Mating press or an extremely tight knit missionary. Skin needs to be touching, and he enjoys bending you like a pretzel.
G = Goofy (are they more serious in the moment? are they humorous? etc.)
Kurt is unintentionally goofy due to his natural awkwardness. He is too wrapped up in the feeling to realize half the stuff he is saying.
H = Hair (how well groomed are they? does the carpet match the drapes? etc.)
Kurt’s chest hair is by far the most tame part of his body; he will cut it shorter with a pair of scissors if it’s too wild. His pubic hair is trimmed once in a blue moon, typically resting as a jungle of dark, coarse, hair. Naturally, it doesn’t grow longer than an inch or two so he sees no point.
I = Intimacy (how are they during the moment? the romantic aspect)
He would be extremely love-drugged, the boy is touch-starved. He would be beet red and salivating from a hug. Unfortunately, that means any touch from you makes him extremely horny; He has connected any sort of physical touch as having sexual undertones.
J = Jack off (masturbation headcanon)
Every. Day. Multiple times. He prefers his hand, but on occasion, he’s gotten off to humping his pillow. He has A LOT of dirty socks…
K = Kink (one or more of their kinks)
Praise kink 100%; Words of encouragement make him melt. You may even get him to bottom out.
L = Location (favorite places to do the do)
He has fucked you in a lot of places: His garage, his bed, the couch, his bathroom, the shower, his gaming chair, etc. But his favorite place to fuck you, by far, is the backseat of his spree. It’s where he spends a lot of his time, so he is most comfortable there.
M = Motivation (what turns them on, gets them going)
When you ask him to record you; He has never been harder.
N = No (something they wouldn’t do, turn offs)
Not a big fan of edging; it stresses him out. The boy is NOT patient when it comes to pleasure.
O = Oral (preference in giving or receiving, skill, etc.)
He loves cockwarming. He likes you between his legs while he plays on his PC, occasionally thrusting into your throat. As for you, he is not technical in any shape or form: He just licks and sucks wherever you position his head.
P = Pace (are they fast and rough? slow and sensual? etc.)
He will start extremely slow due to his awkward demeanor, but once he is into it, nothing can stop him. It doesn’t matter if it hurts you, he’ll keep going until he’s done.
Q = Quickie (their opinions on quickies, how often, etc.)
Considering he only lasts 2-3 minutes, every time is a quickie.
R = Risk (are they game to experiment? do they take risks? etc.)
He takes a risk everytime he fucks you in his car, considering it is semi-public. Other than that, no, he is not particularly interested unless it garners views.
S = Stamina (how many rounds can they go for? how long do they last?)
At least 2 rounds, both of which only 3-ish minutes max.
T = Toys (do they own toys? do they use them? on a partner or themselves?)
He’ll use a dildo on you if you let him record you. Although, he prefers using his fingers.
U = Unfair (how much they like to tease)
Not at all; He doesn’t really get off teasing you. He is just eager to feel some sort of physical touch.
V = Volume (how loud they are, what sounds they make, etc.)
This boy is LOUD. His mouth is almost never shut. It’s almost like he gets off hearing himself speak, as though he is entertaining an invisible audience. Not only does he not shut the hell up, but his breathing is extremely heavy and erratic.
W = Wild card (a random headcanon for the character)
He is more confident in his Prius than anywhere else. He’ll even form coherent sentences when bending you over.
X = X-ray (let’s see what’s going on under those clothes)
Roughly around 5 inches, but quite girthy.
Y = Yearning (how high is their sex drive?)
He has an extremely high sex drive, willing to sleep with you whenever and wherever.
Z = Zzz (how quickly they fall asleep afterwards)
His ejaculation is physically (and mentally) draining. The second his blood pressure drops, he is out.
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