Jade A.

they-them/ mother of cats/ marine bio is the very best/ loves swords

[sandersstudies]

SOOOOO funny when you’re having a strong emotion and your logical brain KNOWS you’re overreacting but you literally can’t do anything about it.

[sandersstudies]

Emotional brain: fire and rage and biting and biting and biting

Logical brain: That was an innocent mistake, and not anyone’s fault.

Emotional brain: you’re right… fire and rage and biting biting biting for one thousand years tho

[catchymemes]

[edward-blake-unknown-knight]

[nerdyogre]

FISH HAMMER

[a-wa-c]

For beating the carp outta someone

[i-am-a-fish]

I've hidden something scary, and FUCKED UP in this post

[thememedaddy]

[lemonsharks]

No one can take your home from you. You can afford to eat and care for your pets and children. Neither you nor your spouse have to work yourselves to the bone. You have meaningful connections to your community.

The ultimate fantasy.

[derezzcartes]

[autumngracy]

[cottoncandylesbo]

oh hello delightful forest boar. why are you charging at me so fast

[nosleepforaiba-deactivated20251]

Me starting up a puzzle game: heehee hoohoo fuck yes I love puzzle

Me when I get stuck on a puzzle:

[horreurscopes]

hey bro can i ask you a question that will reveal a deep and fundamental gap in my knowledge of the world

[write-on-world]

[pangur-and-grim]

I’m building her something

[i-am-l-ananas]

[fairycosmos]

local woman who claimed she will "cross that bridge when she comes to it" arrives at said bridge

[bookish-bimbo]

reports are coming in that she is now burning said bridge

[brionysea]

usamericans, do you remember in the incredibles when syndrome made the robot go haywire just so he could swoop in and 'save the day'

[redstonedust]

i appreciate the attempts a lot of game devs are making with gender neutral character creation, and i appreciate that it's actually a very difficult task to implement that depending on the game's base code. but it's so funny to me when you hear an uproar because some game has "entirely removed the gender option from character creation!!!!!" so you go to check it out and its just like

[nyaccoon]

I love that in mh:wilds, pronouns, clothing style, posing style, voice, AND physical appearance are all seperate choices like you can create a character with a fem body that uses he/him pronouns has a masculine voice and wears a skirt with combat boots (every piece of clothing is it's own choice between masc and femme style)

[kaijuno]

I found god in a hopeless place

[last-honey]

the thing that makes thomas so compelling in nosferatu 2024 is that he’s downright pathetic but he cares so much about his wife that he turns his patheticness into brave devotion. idk if that makes sense. like he’s SO pathetic but then he puts on his big boy pants and does his best because he’s so devoted to his wife that it doesn’t even matter. “excuse me but she asked for no pickles” ahh marriage. i love him so bad.

[invaderhogtwopointohno]

Nosferatu (2024): Monster Fucker phsycic girlie pop's ex-situationship won't leave her alone after she marries a normal guy