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Hatty, 19, English, Professional tea drinker. 

[hirxeth]

Only lovers left alive (2013) dir. Jim Jarmusch

[hermionc]

Forget about the bloody gods and listen to what I’m telling you. Cersei understands the consequences of her absence and she is absent anyway, which means she does not intend to suffer those consequences. The trial can wait. We all need to leave. We all need to leave now.

[harukoooo]

War Cries of the Heroes of Thedas

Hero of Fereldan: “FOR THE GREY WARDENS!!!”

Inquisitor: “ FOR THE INQUISITION!!!” 

Hawke: “FUUUUUUUUUUCK YOOOOOUUUU!!!!!!!!!” 

[normanreeduslovely]

[umbrellasandjam]

kojima, on the phone: hey, norman!

reedus: yes kojima?

kojima: i need you--

reedus: i'm alone. i'm naked. come and take me.

kojima: ...for another game.

reedus: oh.

kojima: but actually, it's good that you're already naked, because

[cptnstevens]

Celebrity Photobombs with Chris Evans and Chris Pratt. [x]

[umbrellasandjam]

Sera:*worried about Cullen's desk not being strong enough for a prank*

My Inquisitor: *romanced Cullen* Oh it's sturdy.....

Me: GUUUUUURL!

[askadisneycharacter-deactivated]

Ah yes, because the princesses have been such terrible role models. They have taught such horrific lessons such as…

Stop pitting female characters against each other. 

A dress is not a weakness.

[princess-kidatheart17]

[frozen-force-leia]

all of this

[eva-420]

[eva-420]

please stop reblogging this post

[twlboaj]

gno

[mrbeniciodeltoro]

[2000ish]

one of the greatest moments in tv history

[sprousetwinsblog]

[just-shower-thoughts]

If Goldilocks tried three beds, then Momma Bear and Daddy Bear slept separately. Baby Bear is probably the only thing keeping the family together.

[thelittlertiddy-deactivated2018]

You ain’t have to put those people business out like that.

[prokopetz]

Y’know, the story straight-up tells us why Mama Bear and Papa Bear sleep in separate beds: they have very different needs in terms of mattress firmness, and those fancy responsive mattresses that can be soft on one half and firm on the other hadn’t been invented yet. There’s no shame in valuing your spinal health.

[wombatking]

The fact that they’re secure enough to admit that they’re better off in separate beds probably indicates that they have a very healthy relationship built on a foundation of mutual love and respect. 

[cincosechzehn-deactivated201901]

their relationship was just right

[justtouchedawkwardly-deactivate]

I AM DYING

[ronaldalan]

Lmao

[vanessacarlysle]

I am the Queen.

[alicesaurusfragilis-blog]

this next trick is a little something i like to call “bulking out my bibliography with articles I barely looked at”

[ardatli]

“Works Sighted”

[malyen0retsev]

Tumblr tends to be very America-centric so can we just turn our eyes for a minute to the UK

Specifically to this woman. 

Earlier today, Jo Cox, a Labour MP in Northern England, was stabbed and shot at an event in a library. 

It has just been confirmed that she has died due to the attack. 

She was a great campaigner and humanitarian, and has left behind a husband and two children. 

This kind of event happens rarely in the UK, and so this is terrifying and destabilising that such a horrific thing has happened to such a compassionate person. 

Can thoughts on Tumblr turn to the UK today please, and turn to remember a woman who has been brutally murdered after a lifetime of trying to build a better country.

[booksalwayskeepmeinthestars]

Guys, I’m begging you to reblog this Jo Cox was a representative, and she was shot while meeting with her constituents. She has been very vocally advocating for Syrian refugees to enter Britain, and was shot by a man who allegedly shouted “Britain first” several times. She died within an hour. <b>Please give her death and life the attention it deserves.

[swiftieshake13-blog]

WHEN Calvin erases TAYVIN pics and the breakup tweet, Tay is getting dicked down by Tom-I’m-a-fucking-gentleman-Hiddlestone, there may or may not be Calvin-0-fucking-percent-body-fat-Harris Nudes going around and twentyonepilots leaks a song that May or may not be part of Suicide-most-awaited-movie-of-the-year-Squad