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imakuni

what ice-t could have meant by “TV is make believe” when told he ate a bagel on law & order:

-a stunt double of some kind ate the bagel

-the bagel wasn’t actually a bagel; was perhaps a donut

-the bagel was cgi

-he ate the bagel but considers it his character eating the bagel and not him

greelin

“bottomless mimosas” so we’re denying bottoms mixed drinks now? they can’t even have that? do you expect them to just fucking die

goodkoalatea-deactivated2021081

trzns-deactivated20190422

me: i’m a bottom. i can’t do this

the drivers ed instructor: for the last time i don’t know what that means. i’m just trying to teach you to parallel park

gutsygumshoe-blog1

this is in my history book about prohibition in the 1920s and i’m laughing so hard oh my gooooood

ayellowbirds

i love how popular media makes speakeasies out to be incredibly secretive and impossible to find and this narc unjustly saddled with the best name ever found booze on arrival.

blackfemmejeanvaljean

100 years later new orleans is still Like That

kitkat30

this bread tiny

yeast

ana-logical

it made me laugh in an unholy fashion at four in the goddamn morning, so here, have this.

cptprocrastination

I had to scroll BACK up to this one to be sure that’s what I saw

roxilalonde-deactivated20251105

there’s a line in twilight that goes “there was nothing more beautiful than Edward in his khakis and pale beige pullover” and i think about that every day of my life

roxilalonde-deactivated20251105

like stephanie meyer really did go “hmm. what’s the absolute sexiest garment i can think of. the most gorgeous clothes imaginable. how do i communicate how absolutely fucking fine edward looks at all times” and then 0.5 seconds later she went “oh, of course. khakis”

tranarchist

Asking the real questions

titleknown

Fun fact, this is actually part of a larger series on the most practical medieval weapons for fantasy species.

And it’s legit good too, given the dude who does ‘em also studies these kinds of things for a living!

waluwadjet2-deactivated20180727

this series looks super interesting and entertaining and im gonna check it out but goddam if this isnt the funniest name for a video ive ever seen

azzandra

I love youtube precisely because it gives ordinary people the outlet for talking about their well-researched opinions on very weird and specific subjects that you would not hear about otherwise.

awed-frog

If you’re in need of ‘faith in humanity: restored’ news, a duck suddenly appeared on a remote island in the Pacific and no one’s sure how he even made it (the closest landmass, New Zealand, is about 1700 miles away) but, like, the entire population is now devoted to the duck’s wellbeing and that’s the first duck they’ve ever seen so they named him and Googled what he eats (not bread!) and built him an artificial pond and now ‘there are concerns he might be lonely’, so there’s talk of importing other ducks to keep him company and yeah, the world is still batshit insane but isn’t this the sweetest thing?

Anyway, meet Trevor.

purpleplunderbunny

i fact checked this to verify and op forgot the BEST PART

gallusrostromegalus

@elodieunderglass this seems like your jam

with-practice

it always amazes me when a man says he doesn’t know how to iron, wash his clothes, or cook. Like, don’t you feel embarrassed saying that…smfh

radbian-deactivated20230423

All the people in the comments saying “they were never taught how” can somehow learn how to speak dorthraki and watch YouTube to learn how to make a furry suit but can’t use the internet’s infinite resources to learn to wash their underwear got me fucked up

jonbutter

cutthroat kitchen

undeadnecromancer

alton brown: alright chefs, the first item up for auction is…

(a single syringe appears in the dumbwaiter)

alton brown: the antidote

carbysorangeshirt

i don’t think anyone fully understands how iconic of a film the princess diaries truly is. everything in that film is iconic. the apartment/firehouse. the scooters as a method of transportation. “get off the grass” in 4 languages. “please don’t crush my soy nuts.” the mustang. the weird neighbor who writes poetry. the m&ms on the keyboard and the pizza. “it’s a wango?” lily’s otter backpack. the whole paolo makeover sequence. every foot pop. stop me i could go on forever the princess diaries is so iconic it’s on the same level of iconography as star wars (1977)