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CHIKORITA CHUESDAY IS NOT AT ALL LIABLE FOR YOUR PHONE CRASHING. IF YOU CANNOT HANDLE CHIKORITA CHUESDAY, THAT’S ON YOU BABES.

#CHIKORITA #IMPORTANT AND TOPICAL ATM #MAKE THAT CHIKORITA CHURSDAY I GUESS

caats

karatekamania

me when someone complains about something that's been genuinely bothering me too but i just brushed it off because i was worried that i was just bitchy/callous/sensitive but now I feel Vindicated

thingsbydiana

Eeveelutions in a neon galaxy~

#artz #pokémon #eeveelutions

hummingbird-hunter

Your gender is now the first randomized wikipedia article you get. No rerolls.

What is your gender now/what did you get?

A person (real or fictional)

An animal

A plant/fungus/otherwise alive non-animal

A non-living natural thing (e.g. a rock) or a natural phenomenon (e.g. tornado)

A place

A period of time or a specific event

A concept

A man-made object

A work of art or a piece of media

A field of study or a specific research

Something else? Put in tags

Voting ended onNov 4, 2024

#ok op that was a good one #A+

goldensunset

what they don’t tell you about making art is AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHH!!!!! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHH!!!! AAAAAAAAAAHH!!!

#fun fact #this is also what they don't tell you about making excel spreadsheets

onlytiktoks

emberspooks

Transcript:

So I been seeing a few comments like this in my video:

[Text box with a user comment stating "Aren't White Cats Deaf?"].

And I will just show you that just because she is a white cat does not mean she is deaf. She's just tired of my shit.

Peep this, ahem.

Man in video clicks to get cats attention, and does it one or two times, positioning in different areas of the room.

See? Not Deaf.

But Watch This:

[Lyrics by Eminem, from Rap God]

Uh, Summa-Lumma, Dooma-lumma/You assumin' I'm a human/what I gotta do to get it through to you/I'm Superhuman Innovative and made of-

See she's just sick of my shit!!

devilmns

character playlists aren’t for songs a character would listen to they are for songs that remind me of the character

devilmns

“x wouldn’t listen to this” yeah no shit this is for when i want to listen to my shitty songs and think about my favorite little characters

yoshifruit

Speak for yourself. I think Rouge the Bat would love my Rouge playlist. Every time I found a smooth jazz, acid jazz, nu jazz, or jazz house song that fit her style, I thought “damn Rouge would love this,” and added them to a playlist, specifically for her to listen to.

betagrove

Okay. Well Rouge the Bat isn't real. So I don't think she's gonna listen to that.

yoshifruit

mtn-dew-baja-blast

SNAKE ME UP (SNAKE ME UP INSIDE)

I CAN’T SNAKE UP (SNAKE ME UP INSIDE)

SNAAAAAAAAAAAAKE MEEEEEEEEE

pokemonheritageposts

Pokemon Heritage Post

#a classic #ekans #pokémon

arowitharrows

I think it's important to understand that discussions around amatonormativity usually aren't (or shouldn't be) asking people to see their individual romantic relationships as less important, because wanting a long-term monogamous romantic relationship isn't inherently amatonormative.

Amatonormativity is about the bigger picture of how society treats romantic relationships. It's about placing romantic relationships at the top of a hierarchy and then claiming that most meaningful close and intimate connections to other humans are only accessable through them. Amatonormativity is the assumption that everyone wants to end up in a monogamous long-term romantic relationship and then decrying anyone who wants a relationship that doesn't fit into that very narrow category.

Every individual person has to figure out for themselves which types of relationships they desire or don't desire and how much importance they want to give them. Amatonormativity criticizes the fact that that's not a question you are normally asked in the first place, because the answer is always assumed.

I think if in the end someone decides to prioritize their romantic relationships, they will still have defied amatonormativity simply through consciously making that decision, and through not assuming the same for everyone else. To me, dismantling amatonormativity is about deconstructing the assumed hierarchy of relationships, giving people the chance to actually think about what they truly want, and opening the pathways for those possibilities.

#marca aro

dumplinglove

ur government assigned gender for the day is the first thing u get when u click this link to a randomised wikipedia article. NO REROLLS . i am the trollsteineggje mountain in norway

#Gundam War Collectible Card Game #huh #which 'may not meet Wikipedia's notability guidelines for products and services. (August 2013)' apparently #sure taking their time figuring that one out

thepassenger1-deactivated202512

lordascapelion

This was so peak in 1999

peechaku

I regret to inform you that it’s absolutely still peak in 2024

unterwaesche

Loads faster, too.

iwilleatyourenglish

so i'm currently rereading Lolita and, in it, the word "crepitate" is used. i wasn't sure if it had multiple meanings, so i googled it.

now, i don't know about you, but when i type a word like "crepitate" into the search bar, i don't really expect "fart" to appear in any of the top results, and yet:

i was disappointed to learn that there isn't a classification system for farts, but, rather, you can buy a CD featuring a fart competition called The Original Crepitation Contest that Amazon reviewers assure me is comedy gold. okay. mystery solv--

hang on.

this also came up. Google is presenting it as fact.

Google is telling me that on May 16th, in the year of our lord 1972, a man farted for 1/3 of a second at a register of 194 dB.

according to the National Hearing Conservation Association, that is the loudest possible sustained sound. when a sound reaches that decibel, it no longer travels through the air, but moves it. it only comes from things like volcanic eruptions and can cause organ damage.

call me a Doubting Thomas if you must, but i just don't think this is true.

i just don't think anyone recorded a man farting so hard that it created a literal shockwave, blowing his asshole clean off and probably killing everyone around him, because i just don't think a guy did that, and i especially don't think that, if he did, his government name was Alvin Meshits.

at this point i'd totally forgotten i was trying to read literary classic Lolita by Vladimir Nabokov and instead started searching for the origin of Mr. Meshits, fart terrorist. from what i can tell, someone on Reddit just randomly shared it to r/todayilearned and Google went "yeah, this seems true" and now it's just out there.

now someone might stumble upon it and go "wow, that's crazy" and live the rest of their life believing a fart erupted at such force it likely blew its own progenitor to creamed corn.

i don't think Madeline, Texas is even a real place.