living in fear of being known to be horny

A sideblog dedicated to my cringe Hornyposting about fictional men.

[only-alter-idem]

straight people: i love you.

gay people: strike me down. you’ve won. i’ve lived my whole wretched life at your mercy, yours alone, and God knows i deserve to die at your hand. you are my only friend. i am undone without you.

[drusies]

traced screenshots!!

traced a bunch of screenies for fun and practice. go my swarm

my most prized specimen ⤵

[veggiesforpresident]

honestly one of my favorite things about fanfic is when you can see the canon influences come out in really subtle ways. like a canon line thats mentioned once as a throwaway is suddenly the entire premise for a fic or it influences the characterization or something. its just so cool to see how people weave their ideas around a source material, especially if its not a detail i'd thought about before

[cuppydogshane]

that is actually my main principle of explicit fic is that the personalities stay On during sex.

[mimosa-sexypeople-contests-2026]

The amount of times I’ve read scenes in explicit fics and thought “they would not say that shit”

[diablo-sera-tops]

hey don't cry. blorbo coughing up blood

[diablo-sera-tops]

blorbo writhing in agony ok? don't cry

[diablo-sera-tops]

blorbo screaming so much their voice becomes hoarse and weak and the pain still won't stop

[diablo-sera-tops]

blorbo unable to close their eyes and avoid the visceral sight of their own body

[diablo-sera-tops]

blorbo suffering unimaginable pain and being powerless to stop it ok? ok

[crazysnor1ax]

[mycroftrh]

Far worse, in my opinion, than the famous “he wouldn’t fucking say that” is “he WOULD fucking say that, as part of his facade, but you seem to think he would mean it genuinely”

[chantylay]

Se also "he DID say that and he was LYING, and somehow you didn't notice."

[asterofthevoid]

Not to be forgotten is "he said that because that's what they wanted to hear, and you took it as his core philosophy "

[axel-ambassador]

Bruh did I just get clocked wtf

[unabsolvable-escapade]

I absolutely cannot believe that last night I genuinely had a dream where I (well, one of my RPG characters) was asking another character/player to "take me to Cicero" because a Big Scene was happening and? My character was married to the CHARACTER of Cicero? And I was convinced that I could change the outcome of the scene.

Look, describing dreams is a special kind of hell and there's no way to do it but. Not only was it the first and only dream I've had about Cicero - I didn't actually finish the dream where the other player took me over there, I simply learned that Cicero was involved in the ongoing scene and went "Well, I want to be where he is."

So now I have shipping thoughts about an OC from an entirely different roleplaying game being married to Cicero - which means by extension I was really dreaming about ME being married to Cicero - and although he wasn't IN the dream, I did spend a large portion of the dream looking for him.

So all of this is to say it's all over, I'm dreaming about the comfort character now.

[mcschnuggles]

[baynton]

[tweetsongs]

i agree so much about making your blorbos pathetic but i do fear that many take this to mean 'make them more traditionally feminine/submissive' which genuinely hurts my soul. make your blorbos pathetic in interesting character-oriented ways. understand their neuroses and turn the dials up to eleven. juxtapose the parts of life they handle extremely well with the parts of their lives that make them eat shit. make them angry. make them cold. make them pave their own way to hell while building walls preventing them from seeing any other way. please i'm begging you no more pathetic as an euphemism for bottoming im gonna mclose it.

[emryses]

listen to me. this is my final message to you. when you are at your lowest a fictional guy will come to you and when that happens you must start putting them in situations. this is the meaning of life.

[justshushu]

[gaytanic-panic]

[twinktorturer]

weak helpless men whimpering. and things of this nature

[vibrantstarfire]

more women whump. more women pushing themselves and passing out from sleep deprivation and exhaustion. more women training until their knuckles bleed and their legs give out from under them. more women being held prisoner and remaining stoic until the very end or perhaps when they’re rescued. more women under truth serum and terrifying hallucinogens. more women waking up in a pool of blood, their own and others’ and not knowing what happened but that something is terribly wrong with them. more women falling apart o ly when rescued. more women pushed to their breaking point. more women whump.

[glassxrose]

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