[rolloroberson]

Andrew Wyeth (American, 1917 - 2009)

"Olson House", 1966.

Watercolor

[redlipstickresurrected]

6pills aka Raquel Loizou aka Raquel Yero (Canadian-Cypriot, based Limassol, Cyprus) - Left Me With A Bitter After Taste, 2021, Digital Art

[csny]

the only real film director.

[nostalgebraist]

If Pikachu were real, it would not be a very pleasant animal. An enormous mouse that shocks you like an electric eel. I would run from these beasts

[transmortifried]

[hortensius-deactivated20240909]

we have to make marcus tullius cicero the next top tumblr sexyman

[emcolbs]

When Harry Met Sally but Ed and Stede commission

[fiddlepickdouglas]

Why don't they make stained glass fish tanks? Give those fish Catholic guilt

[orcboxer]

fascinated by the implication that it's the stained glass that gives catholics the guilt

[geneticdriftwood]

My dealer: got some straight gas 🔥😛 this strain is called “the slaughter of the suitors” 😳 you’ll be zonked out of your gourd 💯

Me: yeah whatever. I don’t feel shit. 

5 minutes later: dude I swear I just saw that beggar hiding our weapons

My buddy Antinous pacing: Penelope is lying to us

[marosii]

“And is a monster always evil? Is there ever such a thing as a good monster? Because what happens when a good person becomes a monster?”

— Natalie Haynes, Stone Blind

[marosii]

“And is a monster always evil? Is there ever such a thing as a good monster? Because what happens when a good person becomes a monster?”

— Natalie Haynes, Stone Blind

[spocksjuul]

putting on star trek like whoa I love this show

[spocksjuul]

I like the humming noise that plays on alien planets

[mintmatcha]

I heart telling Europeans how much college is in the us

[mintmatcha]

would you believe me if I told you it was anywhere from 15k to 65k

[mintmatcha]

Babe it can be 65k for a single year

[kingfucko]

would a beheaded saint wear their halo like this

or like this

[maykitz]

and is there a mister carriage?

[airprime7]

Yes. This guy.

[plorpl]

love House MD because House is the MAIN CHARACTER at that hospital and there's no attempt to hide this. as the viewer you are fully aware that those nurses in the elevator are just extras. the boss's entire schedule consists of yelling at him. the head of oncology would rather prescribe him controlled meds and flirt than practice oncology. his team's only desires are to fuck him and strangle him, often at the same time. every other doctor at the hospital might as well be a cardboard cutout.

the walls are glass, the better to see him through. he limps around, commits malpractice, and serves cunt.

long live mid-2000s TV.

[kaijuno]

[halfricanloveyou]

that looks like a condom and the fact that everyone in the notes is saying “the orb” proves that no one on this website fucks

[meatmobile]

the fuck kinda bouncy-ball ass condoms are you using

[spiderworries]

the fact that someone thinks that looks like a condom is proof that no one on this website fucks

[spiderworries]

ok y’all it’s LITERALLY taken from the “wizard pondering his orb” image

it’s an orb. 

[spiderworries]

ok not to beat a dead horse but i found the ORIGINAL image and it’s cover art from a lotr themed ttrpg.

so

[0kkvlt]

No it isn't that's from 1993 you fucking poseur, it's from A SPY IN ISENGARD published in 1988 I'm SICK and TIRED of you people getting it WRONG

[witchsfists]

5 reblog additions later and this post is still best summarized by "no one on this website fucks"

[67i203]

hidden messages in electronic boards

[krippe90]

[heathkrycek]