yikes TM

[staraptor]

this is incredibly good

[lordoftheinternet]

THE LEANING TOWER OF PISA IS IN ITALY

IT’S ITALICIZED

[thecutestofthecute]

Friend has the sad???!!??!!!!!

I’m coming friend I’ll save you from the sad!!

I am here now you’re going to be okay!!!

You are so beautiful and i love you!!!

[furbearingbrick]

I needed this.

[zeraphinda]

Everyone needs this.

[kadzhi]

one good thing about december on this hellsite is that this gif will be making its rounds again

[gnslnger-deactivated20160804]

[vacnyooming]

ALL HAIL THE GLOW CLOUD

[and-now-dear-listeners]

ALL HAIL

[memewhore]

[memeguy-com]

[deepseathoughts]

These two books contain the sum total of all human knowledge

[keybladesoras]

Gal Gadot meets Wonder Woman (x)

[leedsandlarry]

i just heard the most intense scream in my kitchen so i got up to see what was wrong and my 11 year old sister was on the floor cuddling a bag of potato chips and i said dude whats wrong and she yelled  ”THEYRE STALE. WHY DOES THE WOLRD HATE ME? I HAVE DONE NOTHING TO DESERVE THIS” 

[leedsandlarry]

[craiclacking]

is that a watermelon on the floor

[ayyoo-river]

no its her sister omg dont be so rude

[pulpfanfiction]

[thoracs]

[gloctary-blog]

[pulpfanfiction]

you did it

you win the award for best addition to my post

[cremblr]

i tried so fucking hard to scroll past this

[cacilieblaas]

i tried and i failed

[kaijuerotica]

[delightfully-derranged]

i cant breathe.

[thedoctor-and-his-trolls]

send help. dying

[kaieraai]

“I am the snake in my boot”

[full-moon-battle]

it has been my tumblr dream to find this post….

[coolsaddad-blog]

Roses are red, that much is true, but violets are purple, not fucking blue.

[feels-for-the-fictional]

I have been waiting for this post all my life.

[marzipanandminutiae]

They are indeed purple, But one thing you’ve missed: The concept of “purple” Didn’t always exist.

Some cultures lack names For a color, you see. Hence good old Homer And his “wine-dark sea.”

A usage so quaint, A phrasing so old, For verses of romance Is sheer fucking gold.

So roses are red. Violets once were called blue. I’m hugely pedantic But what else is new?

[ineptshieldmaid]

My friend you’re not wrong About Homer’s wine-ey sea! Colours are a matter Of cultural contingency;

Words are in flux And meanings they drift But the word purple You’ve given short shrift.

The concept of purple, My friends, is old And refers to a pigment once precious as gold.

By crushing up molluscs From the wine-dark sea You make a dye: Imperial decree

Meant that in Rome, to wear purpura was a privilege reserved

For only the emperor!

The word ‘purple’, for clothes so fancy, Entered English By the ninth century

.

Why then are voilets Not purple in song? The dye from this mollusc, known for so long

Is almost magenta; More red than blue. The concept of purple is old, and yet new.

The dye is red, So this might be true: Roses are purple And violets are blue

.

[squeeful]

While this song makes me merry, Tyrian purple dyes many a hue From magenta to berry And a true purple too.

But fun as it is to watch this poetic race The answer is staring you right in the face: Roses are red and violets are blue Because nothing fucking rhymes with purple.

[cryoverkiltmilk]

[young-il-long-kiyoshi]

IT GOT SO MUCH BETTER.

[farrentalon]

My reaction, only with coffee.

[thetiredpianist]

Hang on, need to send this to my literature prof

[fag]

[cockroach-queer]

Sometimes I’m like “ancient greek plays are so old, how am i going to relate to the characters?” but then 

[ryanhatesthis]

Well, that’s enough internet for me today.

[biohazerd]

2012 was a different time

[joshpeck]

this changed me as a person

[eternal-nova-deactivated2018011]

I’m in tears!

[lady-fett]

I just want to know how the writers of snl knew about my very specific sexual fantasy

[memegod]