Is it always "or", is it never "and"?

Buffalo. Human mom and doggy mom. Widow. Always and forever in love with Darren Criss’ eyebrows.

[ayfraym]

[snappy-snap]

The Unapologetic Self as the Truest form of Self

[lierdumoa]

[source]

[snappy-snap]

THIS IS THE EXACT COMIC I WAS THINKING OF WHEN I MADE THIS BUT I COULDNT FIND IT! BLESS YOU!

[tossingtelevisions]

Bitch WHAT THE FUCK

[theradicalace]

what the FUCK

[emiria]

???!!!!??

[rexpinn-deactivated20190705]

Yo, this guy sold his soul for this or something holy fuck

[exomoon]

i feel like i just watched something forbidden for mortal eyes

[goldnpoc]

I’m the black lady in the audience LIKE DAMN OKAY

[captainkirk94-deactivated201903]

So….do i go to church tommorrow or stay in?

[advanced-procrastination]

MAGIC TRICKS ARE SIMPLY SLEIGHT OF HAND, USING REDIRECTION TO TAKE YOUR FOCUS OFF THE THING THEYRE MANIPULATING. THAT IS NOT THIS. IT SEEMS LIKE IT AT FIRST BUT THEN HE STARTS DOING THIS SHIT IN PLAIN SIGHT, AND LETTING US ACTUALLY SEE THE SHIT TRANSFORMING AND CHANGING PLACES. THIS ISN’T SLEIGHT OF HAND.

THIS ISN’T A MAGIC TRICK. ITS JUST FUCKING MAGIC.

[quousque]

???? what??? the fuck???????

[deepfriedfuckpotato-deactivated]

“Oh, I think I see the moments there where the actual transfer is happening, but he’s really good at it,” I thought at first. 

Promptly followed by, “Wait what the fuck what the FUCK”

[spocksplum]

Mmm bruh this guy needs to be arrested by wizard police for violation of the statute of secrecy

[aninactivebloggfgfgf]

This is magic omg

[plantain-emoji]

May your next period be light and end quickly

[plantain-emoji]

This is literally now my favorite post ever, because its become thousands of reblogs consisting of passing on good fortune. Meanwhile many of y’all added your own comments saying your thanks, and continuing the chain by adding your own little bit of wishful thinking. You are all wonderful.

[neeka-neko-deactivated20160625]

may you not leak even once

[chu-chu-muthafucka-deactivated2]

may you get to eat everything you crave

[lemonteaflower-deactivated20260]

[anniedraws-deactivated20161204]

lemonteaflower:

You know you did great when they don’t need you anymore…  

SOB

[betpisbroken-deactivated2014041]

[altemo3]

we were so close to this ending on a good note… why…

[lemonteaflower-deactivated20260]

this fucking post popped up in my dash again i swear it haunts me since the day i posted it why must it come back why must it always have that last pic attached why did this happen i did not sign for this.

[ramnamsatyahai-deactivated20210]

[sloth-incarnate]

Never has this gif been more appropriate

[gem-femme]

A vegetable is a social construct.

[na-page]

Darren Criss - F*KN AROUND (Lyric Video)

[kim-jong-chill]

i need feminism because when jesus does a magic trick it’s a goddamn miracle but when a woman does a magic trick she gets burned at the stake

[mattheuphonium-blog]

fabulous 

[tockthewatchdog-deactivated2020]

i mean they did also kill jesus. that was a pretty significant thing that happened. like i understand where you’re coming from here but they very much did kill jesus.

[counterpunches]

#HAPPY GOOD FRIDAY

[vulvamort-deactivated20110602]

[wannacuppatealuv]

Still trying to come to terms with the fact I’ll never be a librarian who can speak a dead language and be recruited by a ruggish but handsome explorer for a quest to lift the curse and save the world

[lustformcgrath]

because of the pandemic travel restrictions?

[gilmoregirlsoutofcontext]

[thelorelaigilmores]

Happy Superbowl

[anthracoceros]

some of y'all didnt grow up as the person nobody has a crush on and it really shows

[daglout]

some of yall never have to deal with the constant doubt in your own ability to be loved to the point where you get second hand embarrassment at the idea of someone being in love with you and finding you attractive because you’ve been diagnosed with ugly and cringy your whole life and it really shows

[ratbastard42]

some of y’all have never been surrounded by friends who were considered pretty or attractive by peers from an early age and you being the only one who wasn’t profiled this way so it messed up your self-esteem so now you question every time someone says you’re anything other than ugly and it really shows

[artificaiallyauthentic]

Some of y'all were never asked out as a dare multiple times by multiple people and if shows.

[foxes-in-love]

[eisenvulcanstein]

@thebibliosphere

[jaubaius]

Tactoon-cat Cartoons

[articulate-anxious-atheist-deac]

With each I was like “Surely the cat doesn’t actually look like that in the image. surely this is an exaggeration.” but then I scrolled and yes, the cats are liquid

[autisticexpression]

[deputy-ajay-ghale]

[sugarcoatednightshade]

Holy fucking shit i have finally laid eyes on this legendary post

[the-real-skeletor]

A meme compilation, theme: emails and how they found you

[the-real-skeletor]

Part 2

[the-real-skeletor]

Part 3

[rosyish]

Did you have a homoerotic friendship with a girl in highschool that ended in tragedy and you two never talking again or are you normal?