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faust | any | 22 | jewish the throat goat of delusion incarnate

[undeadjerboa]

small pinned about me

-i will block if you’re annoying or under 18 and especially both

-they/it/he/she

-i don’t tag like anything including nsfw except for close friends

[orcboxer]

Whenever I make fun of deer skull old god blood pomegranate cannibal flesh teeth, it's vitally important that you know that I'm saying you can't write whatever you want. You have to write what I want and the only thing I want is gnome-centric sims 4 erotica

[fleshinstinct]

ao oni comic

[lobtwo]

It's bucky o clock

[brawngp2009]

daily affirmations

i can ball

i am cool

bitches love me

i can cook mad RPF

the slowly blooming darkness in my heart is not real and is not bothering me

it's okay to be not okay

[bedupolker]

Gotta feed the family somehow!

[wolfgangamadeusmozartwife]

[rnismatch]

Otra víctima el Chupacabra

[feathery-dreamer]

I love how borzoi are basically just length with absolutely zero width, I'm guessing so they won't catch the wind when hunting

[squidsmeister]

Yknow how people say they picture senshi and it helps them cook? I think I’m doing something wrong (DO NOT DO THIS)

[disabledunitypunk]

I am begging the FDA to require that companies CANNOT just put "spices" as an ingredient but have to label the spices.

"Spices" can mean "this has some oregano and black pepper in it" or it can mean "this has cumin cayenne and paprika and if you eat this you will be sick in bed in pain for a week" for me.

Seriously, this is an allergy issue and a huge oversight on the part of corporations.

Require detailed labeling of spices used in packaged foods NOW.

[yeahokayillreblogthat]

Yeah okay, I'll reblog that!

[autism-official]

I don't even have food allergies and I get annoyed when the ingredients list is vague

[autism-official]

And stereotypical people are just like "why are you worried about it" like wtf is in this what do you mean spice

[typhlonectes]

[ase-trollplays]

Spin the wheel for your new government assigned hairstyle.

How do you feel about it?

Hell yeah, I can totally rock this! I love it!

It's not bad, actually. I like it.

Wow, I hate this. It's awful.

I've been hate crimed. I'm suing the government.

I already have this hairstyle.

Voting ended onFeb 16, 2025

List of hairstyles here

[thydungeongal]

D&D 5e supposedly has a GM shortage and idk maybe if the player culture of the game didn't treat GMing as a thankless job and the rules of the game as an issue to be fixed by the GM maybe things would be better. Ah well, who knows. Maybe a couple hundred more "we ruined the GM's campaign on purpose" memes will make people enjoy running the game better.

[bedupolker]

Remember to eat healthy everyone 🍒🍐🍇🍑🍌

[juniepops]

[northernlion reading chat] "hey NL if you started estrogen would you let your hair grow back or commit to still shaving it." [sighs and puts his hand on his chin] you people gotta-- you gotta come up with new material. you act like it's your first day seein' a bald man. [suddenly sounding actually for real angry] you come into MY chat like you own the place and make bald jokes thinking i haven't heard 'em before! you think you fell outta a coconut tree! [immediately calms down again] you're on notice, pal. i see your name around here again you're gettin' the audit. [spends several minutes focusing on the game and talking about the gameplay, then gets distracted during a puzzle] and JUST to be clear. IF i started estrogen... i mean yeah i'd probably shave my head. it's actually more groundbreaking for a woman to be bald these days. but you wouldn't catch a guy like me doing that because i'm comfortable with myself in a way the average twitch viewer is scared of. [starts backtracking in the game without realizing it] "you don't have to become a woman to take estrogen." i mean, yeah, you don't, but it's about principles you feel me? i'm tryin' to get my female viewership up, if they hear i'm taking estrogen but not even becoming a woman they'll feel disrespected. they won't want nothin' to do with me. [looks at chat for several seconds of silence] "progestuah estrogenize that thang." sure i'll plus two that.

[saeriibon]

tribute to jerboas

[mousegirlheart]

this is the little mouse pillow i sleep on at night. keeps me warm

[feralratbitesu]