can i bear my soul to you for a second, man?

[oldrotatingfan]

mark s to fake plastic trees

wyd in this situation....

[decodestuff]

[roscolux]

this is like. GENUINELY the best edit i've ever seen in my life. full stop. let me reiterate: not just the best severance edit. THE best edit. the creator doesn't have a tumblr that i can find but i simply had to share.

[charcubed]

Love Transcends Severance

"My Love, Mine All Mine" Mark Scout / Gemma + Petey + Helly

Twitter | Youtube

[your-mums-nuts]

My Shayla oh my god my Shayla

[spareham]

I am always one man down | Hello, Ms. Cobel • Severance

[spareham]

I OWE MY SOUL TO THE COMPANY STORE | SEVERANCE | 16 TONS

[dykedarling]

severance x don’t worry about the government

[dennisboobs]

I'll be uploading the first two episodes of season 16 to THIS GOOGLE DRIVE FOLDER as soon as they've aired. Not promising 10/10 quality as it'll be recorded off a Discord stream (and will also have commercials), but if you absolutely need to watch the episodes before they go up on Hulu, then they'll be there. I'll update the folder as soon as we get proper Hulu rips (probably the next morning) for anyone who doesn't want to deal with torrents.

[dennisboobs]

Reminder that I have season 16 up and available on both the aforementioned Google Drive link and this Mega link; watch/download them before they're gone! Once the Abbott crossover goes up later today I'll be taking them down in preparation for hosting season 17.

Also the episode quality for these are all perfectly fine now, obviously we've had Hulu rips for quite a while.

[dennisboobs]

I managed to squeeze the Abbott crossover in without needing more space, so I'm keeping s16 up until s17 proper airs. I've included the Abbott episode in the new anticipatory Sunny season 17 folder, since it's technically a part of it. Just like last time, I'll keep this updated and add higher quality rips as soon as they're available. I'll see y'all in May/June when the rest of the episodes drop. Enjoy!

[be-gay-write-crime]

Six Idiots stuff I quote too much, a compilation 🤩

[housemdsuggestions]

In the club freakin it Wilson style

[shinraalpha]

i love how Gandalf invested in Hobbits in year one and has been pushing them ever since. Thorin, i hear you need help with a breaking and entering. Can I recommend one of these little cunts? Silent as fuck, trust me. Elrond my dude i know you're skeptical but these four chucklefucks just transported a weapon of mass destruction all the way here. Theoden, you've gotta get yourself a hobbit man, I've got a spare one here. Denathor you big prick, take a hobbit - literally this is the bottom of the range but listen to him sing. Beautiful little bastard.

[eldhuug]

You shall not fucking pass on his gig

[baiosensidan]

David Byrne

[youreeatingthedog]

the greatest will-they-won't-they in television sitcom history. i guess.

[iressails]

Swiss Army Man (2016) directed by the Daniels

But maybe everyone's a little bit ugly. And maybe we're all just ugly, dying sacks of shit, and maybe all it'll take is one person to just be okay with that, and then the whole world will be dancing and singing and farting, and everyone will feel a little bit less alone.

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[iressails]

Swiss Army Man (2016) directed by the Daniels

What should I do now?

OK, maybe you talk to her.

Well, what do I talk about?

Just... whatever comes naturally.

I don't know why, but I have this sudden urge to put my mouth on your mouth?

OK, that's called kissing, but you can't do that yet. That's too fast.

Oh... Uh, how 'bout if I put my penis in you?

That's even worse.

Oh, so sorry. What about if just did the tip, like, just the very beginning...?

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