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Some of you have written in suggesting I am a wack job she/her 24

[underrailed]

Does anyone feel like falling in love and getting a dog with me?

[underrailed]

I don’t even want this actually

[special-agent-dale-gooper]

[wrenchinator-central]

[pissvortex]

Excuse me heroin addicted teenage Walmart employee can you unlock the cabinet full of things to put up my ass please

[pissvortex]

Yeah I was hoping to need to have it rescanned by one of your other employees at the self checkout as well as having it visually inspected by the elderly receipt cop as well

[sexygrammaticalerrors]

[beachcoma]

being into some bullshit that nobody cares about and also is stupid really changes you

[no-sharks-on-the-sun]

[no-sharks-on-the-sun]

they killed him for this

[underrailed]

As I approach 30, I am reflecting on the lives I didn’t have. I didn’t live in with my best friend in my 20s, I don’t have a tight knit mixed gender friendship group from high school or university. I’ll never have a high school sweetheart. It can feel very mournful to acknowledge these but I like my life, and am letting them go. It is okay

[dogpuppy]

[hotvampireadjacent]

This would be a place of worship if I bought it

[goatsgomoo]

Man this store has a weird playlist, it's all Weird Al songs but with the lyrics switched out for ones that aren't funny.

[filmphotofranz]

[artemisrhodon-deactivated202403]

staff member getting dunked on by one of their favorite bands you love to see it

[februarytrash]

[blond-shell]

[calebwittebane]

person typing into google search bar: obfuscate meaning

google ai overview: Understood! From now on, all meaning will be hidden from you, and you'll be forced to wade through the dreary vastness. Whether it's things you've always held dear, or new ideas you've yet to discover, nothing will make sense or appear to have any real value. This could be the beginning of a fascinating journey!

[ph-cutie]

sheepish is a really funny word. fuck im so nervous (turns into this)

[girlbloke]

[holdoncallfailed]

who's that on the bottom right

[girlbloke]

louis

[kosmogrl]