I'm existing, I guess?

Alex, He/They, 23 Why are fictional characters so attractive????

[bpdschizo-remade-deactivated202]

[pukicho]

So whats up guys

[bluerasbunny]

the sky

[pukicho]

ok

[pukicho]

You know what, fuck you. How dare you. NO one knows what the say after that shit. Am I supposed to laugh at that joke? If anyone has ever laughed at that joke, they were LYING to you. They were being nice because they felt SORRY for you. You just wanted to end the conversation early. Got somewhere to go bozo? You a busy man?

[badjokesbyjeff]

Damn, and I thought my jokes were bad

[ca-dmv-bot]

Customer: FISH BALL DMV: FISH… BALL… SOME SORT OF SEXUAL? Verdict: DENIED

[good-4-her]

[good-4-her]

simply dont monday

[moveslikekeithrichards]

i think the hardest part about this job is not being able to say What The Fuck

[icouldwritebooks]

During my sophomore year biology class, we all had to dissect worms. One of the kids in class ate one. A few minutes into the class, the teacher was like, “oh, by the way, make sure not to touch your mouth. These worms are covered in super poisonous formaldehyde.”

The kid who had eaten the work went pale. The kids at his desk huddled around him for a whispered discussion about whether or not he should admit to what he’d done, or keep his mouth shut and hope he survived it. He eventually decided that he did not want to risk death, put up his hand, and very timidly informed the teacher of his little snack.

The poor teacher. She just got this look on her face, like she was considering switching careers immediately. Anyway, she ended up calling 911. I don’t know how things went down at the hospital, but the kid survived.

[necro-om-nom-nomicon]

Right. We’re going to have words about that last tag there.

[tricornking]

Okay @gallusrostromegalus I realize you probably just forgot to finish that last tag, but I want to make clear how fucking

OMINOUS

it is that you don’t elaborate what those coroner firing reasons were covering up

[gallusrostromegalus]

Tumblr fucked up the tags, the last one is supposed to read “#Someone finally gave in to temptation and had a little Nibble”

[tarot-sybarite]

If this isn’t a #WorldHeritagePost it should be.

[otherwindow]

[otherwindow]

#the doll knows the furby is stronger

[arwyen-nyx]

[pengosolvent]

this one’s a few days late due to having a lot of doctors appointments sorry it’s  just 9 pages, and about some rats… it’s more symbolic than anything really

(it’s completely unrelated to any of my songs that have to do with “puzzleboy”) Patreon: www.patreon.com/PengoSolvent

[new-kit-on-the-block]

[foodnun-deactivated20140601]

me reacting to a bald eagle in my room

[cyberitual]

i would’ve freaked tf out but she plays it so cool

[rwac96]

Shallot & Cabba by RisziDBA

(source: deviantART)

[godslush]

Always snicker a bit when people complain that there are filler characters in Fusions who share names with characters in other offshoots (Kalif/Caulifla, Shalot/Shallot, etc).

I literally have the same first name (exact spelling!) as a coworker right now. Which is very close in pronunciation to two other coworkers’ names. At my last job, there was one point where seven of us had names that were similar enough that it made using the radio a huge cluster. From grade school through college, I’ve always been in at least one class per year with someone else sharing my name, spelled the same or otherwise.

People can have the same name.

FIGHT ME.

[sarahw-world]

Source

[one-time-i-dreamt]

not a dream

next month I turn 30 or in internet terms, ancient being soon-to-die turns 110 on the 16th of March

[one-time-i-dreamt]

[one-time-i-dreamt]

Born too late for the Ides of March and too early for Saint Patty's Day

[numberlover1729]

14 pi day

15 ides

16 otid's 30

17 st pat's

what a week

[puppygirl-hornyposting2]

[puppygirl-hornyposting2]

you have to guess and if you get it wrong you go to jail for a long time

[crafting-and-tea]

1) only if you’re lying on purpose to hide taxable income or claim deductions you don’t qualify for (like, don’t lie and tell the IRS you have a kid when you don’t). If you are wrong THEY WILL LET YOU KNOW AND SEND YOU A BILL. (Or if you’re wrong in the other way, they send you a check) Don’t stress about this as long as you’re not trying to commit tax fraud!

2) call the IRS with questions! It can take a while to get through the queue, but they are SUPER knowledgeable and helpful!! I have called in the past and they’ve been SO HELPFUL, and SO KNOWLEDGEABLE, and FIXED STUPID MISTAKES I MADE.

3) IF YOUR ADJUSTED GROSS INCOME IS UNDER 79K, YOU CAN USE FREE FILE, WHICH IS NEW THIS YEAR!!

Prepare and file your federal income tax return online for free. File at an IRS partner site with the IRS Free File Program or use Free File

Don’t fear the IRS. The wealthy do, and they want you to fear the IRS too, so you’ll vote for Republicans who want to strip the IRS of funding so they can’t audit rich people.

[sosuperawesome]

Tessa Nelissen on Instagram

[gardenvarietyhuman]

💥🙌👏

[ineffablebookgirl]

Well shit, Henry Jenkins, out here in 1997 dropping truth bombs

[addressmysol]

Oh hey I need this for a research paper I'm writing, thank you!

[angstbotfic]

i mean he had been out here since 1988 dropping such bombs:

"'fandom' is a vehicle of marginalized subcultural groups (women, the young, gays, etc.) to pry open space for their cultural concerns within dominant representations; it is a way of appropriating media texts and rereading them in a way that serves different interests, a way of transforming mass culture into a popular culture"

Jenkins, Henry. “Star Trek Rerun, Reread, Rewritten: Fan Writing as Textual Poaching.” Critical Studies in Mass Communication 5, no. 2 (1988): 85–107. https://doi.org/10.1080/15295038809366691.  

there are even some earlier works in fan studies but that’s what i have ready to hand. 

[neil-gaiman]

Henry's been amazing for a long time.