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Eyyo, imma artist and a writer and I do mildly nsfw things sometimes and plenty of sfw, I don't post that often because I'm just busy. I'm always open to questions about my ocs, their universe and their connections.

[drcgonhide]

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The mashup you never thought would work

[dieharddaae-24601]

Congratu-fucking-lations.

[oneforcasual-oneforbest]

I would pay so much to have this as a ringtone I’m not even joking.

[theatreortheater]

Why?????

[calamitycons]

The face I made while listening to this was so visceral I had to draw it before reblogging it

[thatsthat24]

How…dare…

[rivianrudolf]

I literally hate everything about this fucking website but especially this

[kaijufluffs]

[imabritrom-deactivated20191208]

@akebakke It has been done

[space-finally]

Things both bisexuals and asexuals are, appearantly:

1) gay and in denial

2) straight and looking for attention

[geekandmisandry]

Schrodinger’s Queer

[chuckyraycyrus]

tumblr artist aesthetic

[sweetest-honeybee]

Exactly and it’s reeeeaaaallllyyyy annoying

[shyeevee66]

What about the stand-alone likes and no reblogs?

[owlfromthemeadow]

Hard agree on this one. Artists should definitely get more attention on this website

[chuckyraycyrus]

This post got more reblogs than any of my art ever did. I’m angry

[king-monky]

Vehicle size as an indicator of dick size is stupid BUT if you have:

a lifted truck

a lowered truck

those slanted wheels

there is a 100% chance that “micropenis” is too generous an appellation for you

[tradicalskelly]

Please stop attacking every single Texan that owns a truck

[king-monky]

Tell them to stop making dumb vehicle choices

[the-mighty-birdy-deactivated202]

Does that mean that every guy with a Prius is hung like a horse

[hexpress]

ok so big car means small dick. big shoes mean big dick. to find the optimal piece of manmeat one must find someone who drives a tiny car and wears big shOH NO.

CLOWNS.

[the-mighty-birdy-deactivated202]

WORST ADDITION WORST ADDITION

[oopslmaodeactivatedcunts]

Gamzee is trying to tell everyone he has a big dick don’t trust him

[unfortunateuniverseshitpost-blog]

A Simple Rant About Cookie Dough

So, I went into the fridge to go get a bit of butter for the cookies I was making and I spotted it, a container of edible cookie dough. Wtf.

It's a good idea of course but that is the wuss' cookie dough! Just eat cookie dough straight from the bowl like a real person, take a risk.

And that is why I was found angrily eating cookie dough out of the bowl as some where in the over because I was so angered by this. I have proven who is alpha in this house, I dont need no edible cookie dough, I will risk it all for a great snack.

Thank you for listening to my pointless rant, remember kids, eat cookie dough straight from the bowl, you will be the alpha of cookies.

[tariqah]

Interspecies lesbianism

[onedeadkitty]

It’s cute guys

[rosalui]

nothing but respect for MY lesbian big cat couple

[butchflirt]

Butch/Butch couple

[lumpatronics]

This is actually hella interesting, bc in simple terms, tigers are extroverts and lions are introverts. There’s more to it, but that’s the gist.

Whenever zoo’s tried to put lions and tigers in the same enclosures, the tiger would eventually try to groom the lioness and play constantly. The lioness would lose patience and snaps at them

So basically what I’m saying is that you have a regal and refined gf who stands at the edge of a balcony during parties, sipping champagne

Then you have the other girl who drank all of the little flutes on the servers platter, and is now drunkenly pointing at her gf and telling everyone that that’s her gf and doesn’t she look beautiful I love her so much

[hillnerd-art]

So I had to draw them in human form???

[slinkanorabundyblr]

You drew them in the corresponding ethnicities for their Geographic locations!!! Bless you, you have no idea how sick and tired I am of white human lion king characters.

[antique-scarecrow]

This post is deemed culturally, historically, or aesthetically significant as certified by the National Shitpost Registry.

[heckoffmate]

This is some of that top-shelf, straight-up, good shit. Bless these big cat lesbians.

[zarekthelordofthefries]

Harley Quinn shouldn’t be suave and sexy and seductive. She should be a screechy loud-mouthed bisexual disaster goblin who likes stupid puns and is both a genius and an absolute dumbass.

[twilightofthesandwiches]

Pamela Ivy, Professional Femme Fatale, looking at Harley eating ice cream straight outta the box at 3AM in her underwear and somehow getting some stuck in her hair: -dreamy sigh- I love her so much

[unfortunateuniverseshitpost-blog]

The Engle brothers, leaders of the Neon Demon mafia. Clyde, Mandalin, Maroon, Clarity

[unfortunateuniverseshitpost-blog]

Here be Fanni, he is the odd bean and as you can tell,

Imma sucker for fangs

[unfortunateuniverseshitpost-blog]

Just a doodle~

(click for better quality)

[unfortunateuniverseshitpost-blog]

Yo, I am here, an actual quality post huh?

Just kidding

This is Nikri, an oc of mine.

[bonkage]

(after they just met)

junkrat: hey let's play 21 questions ;)

roadhog: fine, what's your favorite color?

junkrat: triangle are you a virgin?

[gonebynow]

Tumblr is shit for artists but I’m really bullheaded and I don’t want to move

[urbanfantasyinspiration]

Reblog to support artists on this godforsaken website

[lesbiankiliel]

also reblog to support writers on this godforsaken website

none of us get the exposure we deserve

[fallout-4-reactions]

Reblog to show your support for NSFW Artists, who deserve better than having their art censored/removed

[lady-z13]

Wurm your post is beautiful and I’m not sorry

[i-am-a-fish]

gays, lend me your strength

[equinox-autumn]

I shall give you my soul, and you will be the most powerful gay to ever gay.

[i-am-a-fish]

thank you so much.

lesbians, lend me your strength

[kandikarkat]

I give you my heart, so you can have the power of all the lesbians and be even more gay than before

[i-am-a-fish]

I am forever in your debt.

aces, lend me your strength

[andr0id-16]

I give you my essence, so that why you possess the power of gay as well as having not just one, but many aces of power up your sleeve.

[i-am-a-fish]

I owe you my life.

transgender and nonbinary folks, lend me your strength

[kingasgore-moved-deactivated201]

i give you my tiddies because i dont fuckign want them

[i-am-a-fish]

I could never thank you enough.

bi and pan peeps, lend me your strength

[asskylosaurus]

Gun

[i-am-a-fish]

I am eternally grateful.

now, all remaining LGBT+ members, please collectively lend me your strength

[doctor-basil-puntastic]

You have our combined strengths and powers. Ascend as a God for there can no longer be forces against us. We are billions as one.

[i-am-a-fish]

I truly thank you all, from the bottom of my heart thank you.

now,

[i-am-a-fish]

(yall really liked this post so 🧡)

[lucid-luck]

I want one of those scenes in a dude bro film where “tomboy” chick has to wear a dress to go undercover or whatever, but instead of the guys drooling as she walks down the stairs, they’re like “k. U need to stop. Go put the cargo pants back on. You look super uncomfortable and awkward in that. Brutus, you go be the fake prostitute.”

[thranduilland]

I’m just imagining this super ripped guy called Brutus being like ‘YESSS!!! I’VE ALWAYS WANTED TO BE THE FAKE PROSTITUTE!! Now is my time to shine!!’

[daryltoh]

[tohdraws-deactivated20181120]

so I got inspired… and had to make a comic….

[herongale]

BRUTUS ANSWERS THE CALL

[milkboi420]

IT’S YOUR TIME TO SHINE BRUTUS!