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[30] golly gee wilakers, Mr. if you'd like to leave a tip everything goes to enhancing all my reptiles and aquatics enclosures. even the dogs and cat too!

[sandflakedraws]

stEVEn uniVerse FuTure HERE WE ARe

[dogwise]

PRACTICE URGE SURFING

[dogwise]

[teumessianandlaelaps]

Huh, didn't know there was a term for it. This explains why I haven't been drinking as much lately.

[bettasballsnpaws]

Sammy has held my enclosure hostage. However I guess that's an approval cause he likes how warm it is???

[the-big-mood]

[pangur-and-grim]

I'm so so so angry. in Horsey Game, I found a wild legless horse, cloned it repeatedly, and mass-sold the clones to all my rival ranches to pollute their gene pools. and when my plan finally reached fruition.....when at last, I came into a race where every opponent had no legs.......my stupid fucking horse fell over.

[killapunk]

is tesco feeling ok 

[daggers-drawn]

This is like a lazily rendered level from a ps1 game.

[heehoo-snek]

every hoohoohahah hahahoo

[modbox]

and every time we kiss I swear I could fly

[daftpatience]

he did stay in the bed after i put it back down ;w;

[daftpatience]

before anyone’s like “gimme da baby” I will happily share the baby

[animentality]

[2-point-5]

not to be rude but some of y'all need to look on the bright side sometimes. like, yeah sure the world is fucked and people suck and we all die whatever, sure, but like. go outside.

[2-point-5]

ok i phrased this poorly, hang on.

i'm not saying the cure for depression is touching grass. however, if you surround yourself with sad things and talk about how terrible life is and how much you're suffering and never take a breath and remember it's not all bad, you'll end up making yourself worse.

[sunflowerbutch]

🥚

crack egg directly into hot pan, scramble while cooking

crack egg directly into cold pan, stir/scramble, then cook

crack egg into bowl, whisk or stir, THEN pour into pan and cook

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Voting ended onMar 31, 2024

[coughloop]

[leopardmask-ao3]

Or you use a plastic/silicon spatula?? Or a silicon whisk?? go to literally any dollar store they have shitty plastic/silicon kitchen utensils you can scramble eggs with without scratching up your pans

[great-and-small]

Now that’s what I call

[great-and-small]

@rpepperpotshipssciencebros please forgive me for this one

[virtualgirladvance]

[dankmemeuniversity]

[thyrell]

why are there 5,000 people on this site holding back from doing something with literally zero repercussions for anyone in a world that will never remember the chances you didn’t take? don’t waste your time on this earth live your life slap some rice

[june-egbert-official]

Hi my job is literally to reset the shelves and honestly?? Slap that rice. Slap it good. patting down the bags makes it easier to stack more, which means when I have to do it it’ll be flatter and more settled and more likely that I can just slide it along without it slidin’ around. You are doing me a FAVOR by slapping that rice.

[thyrell]

rice man approves

[shadowbrightshine]

SLAP

THAT

RICE

[zoesupreme]

spotify is raising prices again here's the apk that gives you premium for free

[world-of-lang]

and here's the desktop version for Windows with adblock and skip-bypass BlockTheSpot

[dont-look-me-in-the-eye]

spot X for windows

spot X for linux/mac

[epistleii]

[my-dailydreams]

[aplpaca]

The guys in these photos are males in the process of transitioning into breeding plumage, which is why they're all patchy! When they're fully in breeding plumage, they look like this:

Females and males out of breeding plumage look like this:

You can see how the males in the original post are partway between the two! The species is also known as the Red Avadavat or the Red Munia, and they're native to southern Asia

[bettasballsnpaws]

Alastor has his big boy enclosure coming in a few weeks. Hes grown so fast 🐍

[alivehouse]

silicone has done so much for us we gotta appreciate silicone. theres tea diffusers. sex toys. uhhh those are the only two i can think of but both r important 2 me

[alivehouse]

lets give it up for silicone

[segamascott]

[innerchildabortionclinic]