Jester Juno's Obscure Art Blog

"God damnit the blorbos from my trains once again broke into my brain."

[uno-is-suffering]

[tiktoksthataregood-ish]

[chilewithcarnage]

[ten-and-donna]

the utter ecstasy of “is that lavENDER?” is what sells it for me

[pulling-aggro]

a level of appreciation for charcuterie the likes of which has never been seen before

[jennaflare]

oh wonderful i will get some mileage out of this as a new reaction image

[lethalwizard]

[spyfoxhere]

act 2 predictions

[sanfezu]

[the-silliest-vanilly]

Reblog this to send little nilla on an adventure around tumblr

[isookoro]

Were almost THERE WE JUST NEED SMC

[cowboyfirestar]

Drawing porn is hard but I'm harder

[cowboyfirestar]

Wait no

[cowboyfirestar]

Don't do this to me 😭

[i-give-you-a-fish]

You get a Slippery Dick

Halichoeres bivittatus

[thescaryhyperfem]

the what now.

[official-penis-posts]

Anybody here smoke weed?

[smol-smol-baby]

[dragon-in-a-fez]

[milkamel]

Fond of these kinds of situations in sdvn fics never fail to make me giggle

[sacred-portal]

[low-polly]

scrub daddy: i;m a spoge

[shiftythrifting]

I don’t even know what to say

QC, Canada

[michaelnothing]

I do...

REST IN PEACE GRANNIE NASTY.

[brainshock-alpha]

FUCK YOU, LUMIOSE!!! If you're dumb enough to take out a loan this weekend, you're a big enough schmuck to come to RUST SYNDICATE! Bad deals! Threats that make you break down! Yakuza! If you think you're going to pay off your debt to Rust Syndicate, you can KISS MY ASS! It's our belief that you're such a stupid motherfucker, you'll fall for this bullshit, GUARANTEED! If you find a better deal, SHOVE IT UP YOUR UGLY ASS! You heard us right, SHOVE IT UP YOUR UGLY ASS! Bring your starters! Bring your Megas! Bring your legendaries! WE'LL POISON THEM! That's right, WE'LL POISON YOUR POKÉMON! Because at Rust Syndicate, you're fucked six ways from Sunday! Take a hike, to Rust Syndicate: home of CHALLENGE CLIMBING! That's right, CHALLENGE CLIMBING! How does it work? If you can climb a human ladder seven stories straight up and not fall off, you get to keep your kneecaps! Don't wait! Don't delay! DON'T FUCK WITH US, or we'll rip your Key Stones off! Only at Rust Syndicate, the only lender that tells you to FUCK OFF! HURRY UP, ASSHOLE! This event ends the minute after you sign the contract, and you better not go back on our terms or you're a dead motherfucker! GO TO HELL! Rust Syndicate! Lumiose City's filthiest and exclusive home of the meanest sons of bitches in the region of Kalos, GUARANTEED!!!

[lesbrarian]

@matchboxcat Paxton gets shitfaced, makes this ad, and sends it to Taunie like "THAT'S how you do it"

[sioltach]

Switching between these every day

[theodysseyofhomer]

odysseus absolutely does present a threat to penelope if he perceives her as at all unfaithful, and i feel the unfairness of this, and i think people tend to undersell how much tension at least potentially exists between odysseus and penelope. but i'm also like. his reaction, all speculation aside, his actual reaction in the odyssey to her flirting with the suitors is delight, because he immediately ascertains that she is running a con. sorry that they're so in-sync in spite of the forces that try to drive a wedge between them, including their own misgiving hearts. sorry that they invented homophrosyne ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

[strinak]

oh, you meant they literally did, ok

[theodysseyofhomer]

would i, tumblr user thee odysseyofhomer, lie to you?

[polyphemusthecylcops]

...

[theodysseyofhomer]

this is the only funny addition to this post

[ectoimp]

that muppet post reminded me, most if not all of the main muppets have twitter pages. Fav has gotta be Miss Piggys, which is filled with selfies and vaguely uplifting text thats also egocentric. all the comments are people complimenting her and being like “YAS QUEEN”

Close second is Gonzos. Which is just…unhinged

[trupie]

[moth-grrrl-mavis]

Gonzo, get on tumblr, girl, you have a home here.

[teaboot]

I call it “soft queerphobia”. It’s when you come out to your family and they don’t reject you OR encourage you, they just forget every few months again. I have come out to my father nine times