can we pretend this whole website is r/hotdogs for a copuple minutes
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can we pretend this whole website is r/hotdogs for a copuple minutes
i could really use a wish right now
sleepy tired but coffee machine at work can make hot cock so I'm surviving
HOT CHOCO I MEAN HOT CHOCO
please don't do this to me
once in college my friend asked me to come along on a date she wasn’t comfortable with because she knew that I would step in and ruin the mood on purpose if she gave me the signal that she wanted out
I came along, it was awkward, she gave the signal, and I immediately dumped a glass of ice water over my head and said “oh no looks like you have to drive me home immediately to prevent hypothermia” but then she and her bad date thought this was so startling and funny that it broke the tension and got them talking. and then I had to sit around for the rest of their date dripping water and shivering because she decided she was enjoying herself.
The trope where a character overhears something out of context and assumes the worst is usually annoying and bad but I really think it works well in Shrek
We, the audience, know that Fiona is talking about herself but, regardless, she’s calling herself these terrible things because she is an ogre. If Fiona is these things because she is is an ogre what does that make Shrek?
If Fiona says no one could love her because she is an ogre, she is saying that Shrek is also unloveable whether she wants to or not.
Imo the scene is a really good portrayal of how when you talk poorly of yourself or others for having a trait, you’re also talking about every other person who shares that trait; even if you love them or think what you’re saying doesn’t apply to them.
Not going to lie, I saw the word “Shrek” and never expected this to be a deep post.
On the being deep about Shrek website?
Local council called out on Twitter
Maximum levels of petty.
Get your act together Darren.
the doctor, who just got his heart broken by leaving rose in the parallel world and whose crying was interrupted by a stranger in a wedding dress appearing in his ship: who are you?? what are you doing here???
donna, who just got teleported into the tardis:
donna noble's season was literally the most iconic. she shows up in the tardis on her WEDDING DAY, helps kill a spider mother, and runs into the doctor AGAIN??? because she knew something was up at that company and KNEW the doctor would be involved??? "i'm waving at fat!" how Adorable??? hOw iS hArVeYwALLbAnGeR oNe WoRd??? donna and the doctor chained up in the oodsphere and she makes a SICK point about humans taking advantage of the ood and the doctor tells her "nice one" with the tone of voice saying he'd high five her if he could,, donna questioning the tardis's translation capabilities and speaking in Latin to someone in pompeii just to see what's up????? literally saying "fuck off" and taking a spa day while the doctor nearly gets eaten on midnight???? WELL YOU'RE NOT MATIN WITH ME SUNSHINE!!! ABSOLUTELY ICONIC i stan one queen
I CAN’T BREATHE
no temptation in the bible has anything on the urge to laugh when you know it would definitely get you in trouble
no one, literally nobody, like not a goddamn soul:
me trying not to fucking lose it because my hellbrain decided that now would be a hilarious time to laugh for absolutely NO FUCKING REASON:
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how’d you make a blank post?
you make a bulleted list and press tab until the text either is all the way on the right or it disappears depending on the resolution of the computer it’s viewed on. also, it doesn’t work on mobile.
please tell me
This is the most hilarious thing to see on mobile.
im translating russian memes for practice and i... theyre so fucking funny
me: *flips pillow over to the cold side and goes back to sleep*
nurse who's been watching me in a coma for the past 5 years:
The only reason I know what all of these words mean is because of The Good Place
oh you’re fucking normal huh? idiot