Pretty sure I'm in hell

Hi, I'm Faith! 20.

[pandora-writes-one-piece]

Sources for images: |Ace| |Kid| |Zoro| |Law| |Sanji|

This is a series focused on five different love interests. Here's how it works: there's five introductory chapters where we get to know the female reader's background and, in each chapter, she meets one of the love interests. Just a first meet-cute.

Then, I will write a different love story for each, as if they're different timelines, continuing from the last chapter of the introductory chapters!

Summary: You had your life in Grand Line City all figured out. A wonderful job, a fiancé and a shared apartment. Until you found out he was cheating. Your father, Shanks, had a horse riding accident and you decided that this was just the right time to return home. You were expecting a peaceful, uneventful life back in the Calm Belt, but, fate had other plans. Think of all the rom/coms that make you feel good because you know the couple will end together. This is it. Enjoy!

|Chapter 1 - Ace| |Chapter 2 - Kid| |Chapter 3 - Zoro| |Chapter 4 - Law| |Chapter 5 - Sanji|

Firestarter - Ace's Story (Complete! 53+k words)

Summary: After moving away from the hustle and bustle of Grand Line City to help your father around the property following a horse-riding accident - and in the hopes of healing your broken heart after your asshole ex-fiancé cheated - you settle into the country calmness of the Calm Belt. You intended to have some alone time, to reflect and heal, but your childhood friend's older brother, Ace, seems to be there just to upset that fragile peace you're striving for. He's a flirt and a womaniser. But why does he also have to be so handsome and perfect? And how long can you resist his charms?

|Chapter 1| |Chapter 2| |Chapter 3| |Chapter 4| |Chapter 5| |Chapter 6| |Chapter 7| |Chapter 7.5🔞| |Chapter 8🔞| |Chapter 9| |Chapter 10| |Epilogue|

The Great Pretender - Law's Story (Complete 83+k words)

Summary: After moving away from the hustle and bustle of Grand Line City to help your father around the property following a horse-riding accident - and in the hopes of healing your broken heart after your asshole ex-fiancé cheated - you settle into the country calmness of the Calm Belt. You and Law (your father's doctor) start to build a flirty friendship because of your father’s procedure. So much so that when he’s invited to Baby 5’s wedding (his cousin), he asks you to be his date. His uncle Doflamingo - who is filthy rich - is very adamant on finding a suitable wife for him. Seeing as he wants to avoid that, he asks you to pretend to be his girlfriend for the weekend.

|Chapter 1| |Chapter 2| |Chapter 3| |Chapter 4| |Chapter 5 🔞| |Chapter 6🔞| |Chapter 7| |Chapter 8| |Chapter 9| |Chapter 10🔞| |Chapter 11| |Chapter 12🔞| |Chapter 13🔞| |Chapter 14🔞| |Chapter 15| |Chapter 16| |Chapter 17| |Epilogue|

Trouble - Zoro's Story (Complete 76k+ words)

Summary: After moving away from the hustle and bustle of Grand Line City to help your father around the property following a horse-riding accident - and in the hopes of healing your broken heart after your asshole ex-fiancé cheated - you settle into the country calmness of the Calm Belt. You and Zoro are slowly returning to your easy friendship filled with banter and flirting and you actually begin to glimpse a future with the green-haired cop. But then you start to receive weird gifts. They quickly escalate to manipulative texts. And now you're stuck in a spiral of terror and there's no way to get help because the Stalker, whoever he is, is threatening something other than just your life.

|Chapter 1| |Chapter 2| |Chapter 3| |Chapter 4| |Chapter 5| |Chapter 6| |Chapter 7| |Chapter 8| |Chapter 9| |Chapter 10| |Chapter 11🔞| |Chapter 12| |Chapter 13🔞| |Chapter 14| |Epilogue🔞|

Check out this beautiful Zoro fanart for the story Trouble by @laidenbreecatchall

Source for pic

Imperfect - Kid's Story (ongoing)

Summary: After moving away from the hustle and bustle of Grand Line City to help your father around the property following a horse-riding accident - and in the hopes of healing your broken heart after your asshole ex-fiancé cheated - you settle into the country calmness of the Calm Belt. Then there's Kid, the gruff, hot-headed mechanic, who gets under your skin in more ways than one. The chemistry between you is undeniable and you can't keep your hands to yourselves. Until he starts to push you away. Each time you think he's let you in, he just shoves you further, it's such a maddening, dizzying push and pull that you don't know how much more your heart can take before it crumbles.

|Chapter 1| |Chapter 2| |Chapter 3 🔞| |Chapter 4🔞| |Chapter 5🔞| |Chapter 6| |Chapter 7| |Chapter 8| |Chapter 9| |Chapter 10🔞|

Check out these beautiful fanarts by @igiulss for the story Imperfect: Here, here, here and here

Bonus - Lament - A Meet-Cute Spoiler

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[whirlybirbs]

             —   FROM THE VOID, WITH LOVE    !

                             AO3     |     SPOTIFY     |     PINTEREST

a masterpost for the drabble series by yours truly. a revisitation of a well-loved story; watch two forever-lovers fall in love again. canon divergent, set during loki (2020). 

READ ME !  /  completed  ;  8/14/21

1.    the beginning of the beginning  2.    apartment CMY9 3.    dress code 4.    pester pester 5.    absolutely miserable 6.    blunder #1 7.    expectations 8.    control variable 9.    a time disguise 10.  fingers entwined 11.   half a sandwich 12.  beauty sleep 13.  the perfect storm 14.  a million meteorites 15.  keep on 16.  home is the heart 17.  petal-mouthed 18.  rib of adam 19.  desperation 20.  heart-haunted 21.  touch 22.  one more almost 23.  an ode to the void 24.  the catharsis of venus 25.  the end of the beginning

SCROLL ME !

1.   the sacred timeline 2.   the variant timeline files 3.   the tag 4.   the god & the scientist 5.   fan art

[bumblequinn]

joe biden: how do i look in this chef hat, giuseppe?

giuseppe, the presidential butler: waifish and breedable as always, muy lord

joe biben: fabulous. pass me the Improbable Meat

[bumblequinn]

i will have u all know i breathe nothing but the Finest Quality Airs. and they are loaded chock full with Nutrience

[bumblequinn]

you wish my air is poison junior? you want me to imagine dragon breathing in the chemical? giuseppe, smite this fool

[annunakitty]

I live with her and I regret to inform everyone that she is just like this, no gas leak or drugs required

[bumblequinn]

WOW

[cactusjerk]

[that-one-support]

[acakewalkofcrocodiles]

Can’t believe I went to 6 months of 12 step meetings to learn this wisdom when I could have just watched this

[cybergata]

People who can do this amaze me.

[dragongirlknot]

for the first 10 seconds i was absolutely certain it was gonna be this cat

[asimovsideburns]

I will never get over shit like this

[notvoid]

My dad sends me iphone generated slideshows through SMS and they get compressed so hard that they become scary

[doomy]

its like im watching the intro to a forensic files special in 2002

[sixpenceee]

Memes then and now

[druggonaut]

There’s like 8 generations of memes here. I forget that Meme kids age too :(

[ninjaninmubs]

Wow!

[tlirsgender]

Theory that neurotypicals are the ones with "communication issues" actually. You're the one who can't communicate with ME, buckaroo

[tlirsgender]

Neurotypicals will play four dimensional chess about asking you to wash the dishes and I don't believe this is my problem

[cowboy]

I would let a racoon do surgery on me

[cowboy]

Have you seen their little hands? Those motherfuckers would give me a great heart transplant for the low low cost of a cold pizza slice

[quinintheclouds]

you do realize where racoons' little hands have been right

[headspace-hotel]

is that the...only reason you wouldn’t let a raccoon give you a heart transplant?

[ankewehner]

Come on! They are so well known for washing their hands that they’s called “washing bears” in German! You don’t have to worry about where their hands have been!

[headspace-hotel]

Well! you heard it folks, getting a heart transplant from a raccoon is perfectly safe!

[day-time-dream]

where is the raccoon getting the heart

[cowboy]

don't worry about it

[qualitytimeswithqualitylads]

Massive L to our ancestors for not domesticating the Bear for the ultimate friend

[fortooate]

i sympathize with the post on the one hand but also ‘man we shoulda domesticated bears’ has the same energy as a divorced dad being like ‘i should have married that girl from high school’ when the girl in question was never ever interested and also turned out to be a lesbian frontwoman for an obscure but respected ska revival band

[antique-scarecrow]

posts like these are why I can’t leave tumblr and have ultimately stopped trying

[badpsychicadvice]

This site is the Bermuda Triangle for ADHD.

[tiktoksthataregood-ish]

[sorceresslefay]

[whitepeopletwitter]

[annatorv]

im cleaning out my phone and found that i have saved this tiktok no less than Five separate times

[laughconfetti]

serotinin administered

[arktham]

Atlantis: The Lost Empire 2001, dir. Gary Trousdale, Kirk Wise

[miggylol]

[memewhore]

[tailornorata]

As long as that mask meets covid regulations I'd say it's valid

[haikuubot]

As long as that mask

meets covid regulations

I'd say it's valid

[gallusrostromegalus]

Broke: Getting Fit/Losing Weight for New Year’s Resolution.  Old. Inspires fatphobia, and hating yourself. and the gym is closed anyway.

Woke: Become Lord Humongous for New Years.  Fresh!  Empowering! Encourages the use of proper masks, social distancing and sensible footwear!