What it’s like playing Far Cry 5
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What it’s like playing Far Cry 5
Pratt: You’re a murderer, Jacob.
Jacob: I’m not a murderer and it makes me uncomfortable to hear you call me that…
Pratt: You know what else makes people uncomfortable?
Pratt: Being murdered.
I don’t know what to call this. Far Cry characters + the Deputy as vines? Whatever. I’m thinking of making a compilation of vines that remind me of Joseph, Jacob, Faith and John. Idk
jacob knew what he was doing :/
I’m not sure what I do with my life
Allspeak and Thor’s Age
(No spoilers for IW, just references to a single, non-plot-related line of dialogue from it.)
Okay so I’ve been confused and annoyed about Thor saying he’s 1500, despite stating in Ragnarok that he and Loki were both eight during the snake/stabbing incident and the first film stating that Odin brought Loki back to Asgard no earlier than 965 (which already didn’t make sense because how the crap can Thor and Loki of mythology be based on the actual Thor and Loki if they were only born after Norway was already beginning to convert to Christianity?).
The out-of-story explanation is clearly that none of these writers can do basic math or care at all about their timeline. But there is an in-story explanation, which I have now accepted as my headcanon.
965 is a solid anchor point. Loki was definitely born after that, and Thor isn’t much older than him because we saw them both as similarly-aged little boys.
Now the MCU never mentions Allspeak, but it’s as good an explanation as any for why the Asgardians never have language barrier problems. It might, however, interact weirdly with statements about time.
So when Thor tells Bruce and Valkyrie about the snake/stabbing incident, Allspeak would automatically translate that into something Bruce could understand. What matters about that story is not the actual number age of Thor and Loki, but their level of maturity. They could’ve been 200, but they were the mental/emotional/physical equivalent of human eight-year-olds, so that’s what Bruce heard.
When Thor tells the Guardians he’s 1500, only one member of his audience is human, and Peter Quill has spent most of his life on other planets anyway. Earth years are meaningless in this conversation, so Allspeak would convert whatever age Thor said into the calendar system the Guardians are most familiar with. Probably some standardized system of the Nova empire, and in that system, Thor is 1500 instead of a few decades past a thousand.
The other two time references we get are when Loki snarks at Odin that Asgardians live roughly five thousand years longer than humans. Because humans are the point of comparison, I feel like he must be speaking in terms of Earth years, so that sets the average Asgardian lifespan at ~5000. That fits with what we know about Bor’s war against the Dark Elves. When Thor talks to Surtur, though, he says that he thought Odin had killed him “half a million years ago.” This, I attribute to hyperbole.
Bonus headcanon: Allspeak doesn’t work on bizarre non-languages like Groot, which is why it was taught separately as an elective on Asgard.
Bonus bonus headcanon: in the MCU, Norse mythology comes from some drunk Viking dude who fell into that pool in the Norn cave from Ultron. He got possessed and saw the future, and then a several-centuries-long telephone game ensued, which is why the myths bear very little resemblance to the real Thor and Loki and have been around longer than them.
There. Now there are no timeline or historical discrepancies in the Thor movies (or about Thor in the Avengers movies). This has been my official application for the job of Keeper of Continuity for the MCU. Thank you and when can I start?
@taaroko Thank you for linking! This is all fascinating and makes a lot of sense.
@mareebird In case you never got the link to work.
This is the funniest thing I’ve ever read in a science book
show us the duck op
the duck.
forbidden bath toy
Lush is getting wild with their bath bombs
Magnus made this
this is my spiderverse spidersona “stupid thick peter” who was bit by a radioactive thot and killed venom by clapping his asscheeks so hard that the soundwave dematerialized him
Me: I’m a bad bitch! I don’t take shit from anyone! I’m not nice!
Also me: well I can’t just leave this cart in the middle of the parking lot. I have to take it to the cart return. I’m not an animal. Those employees work hard.
A real bad bitch respects minimum wage workers
I used to have geese so here’s a tip for everyone:
If a goose is attacking you, don’t run. No matter what, stand your ground. They can fly but when they’re mad, they don’t usually try to fly. Hold your hands in front of you, ready to grasp. When the goose gets close, grab it by the neck bit closest to the head and squeeze. Not tight enough to choke the goose, but tight enough so they can’t break free. You can hold them until they calm down or just do the next step right away. The next step is literally just to chuck them as far as possible and run for your life. It makes the goose know you’re in charge and you have a better chance of getting away. Trust me I’ve done this so many times that I’ve lost count
I can’t tell if this is a shitpost or actual advice. But I do know geese are the fucking worst.
Actual advice! Just yeet a goose
“My mom painted this and said no one would like it. It’s her 2nd painting.”
“I painted somebody’s mom”
“Took a while and not perfect, but i painted the guy who painted the other guy’s mom”
“I painted the girl who painted the guy who painted the other guy’s mom who painted an egret”
“I painted the guy who painted the girl who painted the guy who painted the mom who painted a bird”
“When it sinks in that I stayed up most of the night to paint a meme for internet points…”
i was filming my kittens and the door creaked and A CAT I’VE NEVER SEEN BEFORE DECIDED TO COME IN MY ROOM
@demeters-daughter
“Oh shit fam my bad. Wrong house.”
“what the fuck, c'est quoi ce chat??” is a great sentence
“…mais, WHAT??”
this video is 10 years old and it is also one of the bones that keeps me standing
this cat just witnessed a sick burn
Trump’s brutality wasn’t something they politely ignored, it was his whole appeal.
#Trump voters’ entire deal was ‘he was only supposed to make brown people suffer!!’ ‘WHY AM I SUFFERING I AM WHITE!!’#so anyway I’ll drink their tears forever
“He’s not hurting the people he needs to be hurting”…i hope this woman burns in hell.
“If you can convince the lowest white man [or woman] he’s better than the best colored man, he won’t notice you’re picking his pocket. Hell, give him somebody to look down on, and he’ll empty his pockets [and destroy his life] for you.”
-Lyndon B. Johnson
time to write a fanfic about tarn rushing his way through the list
he has to cut down on the torture by like 70% and he’s very upset about it
“i’m sorry, i usually have this whole thing…we torture you for a while longer…i lower my voice….sing you to death……..but i’m afraid i’m in a bit of a hurry, you understand”