OCD haver? i hardly know her!

she/they. i probably should've included the they in my title or url and not just the she but ehhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh who has the energy?

[urtellingmesomeonetumbledherblog]

being used to always having an adblocker on when you enter a certain website and then using it without one because you're on another device genuinely feels like getting shot

[urtellingmesomeonetumbledherblog]

miss piggy? no. tus piggy. no es mi problema.

[allthingswhumpyandangsty]

taboo fanfics today are to antis what horror movies were to puritans in the 80s during the satanic panic

[orpheuslament]

im the person they keep adding gratuitous & unnecessary violence & sex in movies for. im running every studio executive ragged asking for even more cock & gore in cinema they simply cant keep up

[gopyxp]

Can you believe it? This thing 👇 just told a lie.

[evilwizard]

welp. to the shredder

[queerautism]

One gender per person? I don't even agree with one person per person

[effervescent-fool]

ive never been able to take "climb him like a tree" as a sexual innuendo seriously because i picture climbing a tree in my mind and then i picture a tall man in my mind and when i put those two things together im not seeing anything sexual. im seeing like. circus tricks.

[thementalistscandidate]

When I say it I mean I’m gonna do this to them

[isabellascarlett1]

Misgendering neopronoun users is just as bad as misgendering trans folks who use she/her and he/him pronouns.

[multi-fandom-lunatic]

hey gang. just fyi. if you make a post about anything positive about hp. do not. and i repeat. do not. tag the post with the anti jkr or fuck jkr tags. those tags do not exist to alleviate you of guilt when you blissfully post about a transphobe's best selling work (which she still profits from). thanks

[urtellingmesomeonetumbledherblog]

i know most people here don't mean harm but sometimes it feels like tumblr's mission is to trigger as many people with moral OCD as possible every day

[urtellingmesomeonetumbledherblog]

no no you don't understand, i bodyshame Bad Person's body trait because they're Bad, i don't bodyshame everyone who has that body trait! what do you mean it makes other people with that body trait feel like i don't actually accept their bodies and that they need to behave in order for me to pretend that i do? well have they considered that that means they might actually be Bad Person?

[urtellingmesomeonetumbledherblog]

i need to keep reminding myself not to force tumblr posts and to let them occur naturally. like if i sit down with the specific intention of writing a post, it's gonna turn out like shit, but if i just let them come to me when they're ready, they're still gonna turn out like shit but at least it'll be organic, natural shit

[dumbpuppyfag]

"i can't benefit from oppressive power structures, i'm literally nice :)" is a disturbingly common sentiment on here and if u express it then i can never trust u again

[dumbpuppyfag]

AND THEY ARENT EVEN NICE!!!

[aberrantemotion]

Can't express how stress free being open minded is.

Some lesbians use he/him? Oh cool.

Some people have people inside their head and sometimes it's fictional chars? Sick your brains like a pirate ship they're all working to run.

Some people like being treated like a pet dog? Bark bark bro.

Being fat isn't unhealthy but a perfectly normal type of body to have? Kinda beautiful how different we can all be.

Something doesn't make any fucking sense? Cool an opportunity to learn. And even if I can't figure it out it's cool we still have mysteries today.

[cognitohazardous]

all porn online is basal and revolting so ive started jerking it to the smell of isopropyl alcohol

[crazycometspecular]

LOVED Knights of Guinevere!!

Had to make some fanart ✨🫶

[anarqueeen]

you fucking idiot. you misread a social encounter. we're gonna fucking kill you