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Molly | any pronouns | vet tech and cosplayer | one time I sent an email at 6 am and accidentally signed off as Mold

[innerchildabortionclinic]

today, a severe thursday watch will be in place.

remember everyone...

thursday watch: the conditions for thursday are here, but a thursday incident has not yet been confirmed

thursday warning: thursday has arrived

[hotvintagepoll]

I just saw the musical Violet, in which a girl with a disfiguring scar travels to find a televangelist preacher who she believes can heal her. (TW if you look it up - it deals with some heavy topics like racism and ableism and religion, and tosses around a few 1960s slurs.) In the song All To Pieces, the protagonist fantasizes about what she'll look like when she's made beautiful by faith healing and it's just a string of references to 1960s Hollywood actresses whose eyes and cheekbones she'll emulate. It was cool to recognize and have a mental picture for most of the names because of this blog! You might enjoy looking up the lyrics and trying to imagine the amalgamation of all these actresses into one Beauty To Rule Them All

hmm ok let's see:

Gene Teirney eyes

Cyd Charisse lips

Brigitte Bardot toes

Ursula Andress legs

Elke Sommer hair

Judy Garland chin

Grace Kelly nose

Rita Hayworth skin

Ava Gardner eyebrows

Bergman cheekbones

so that gives us

ok uh let's maybe not listen to violet for any ideas of how to build a movie star

[shelbazoidz]

The porky pig bit has to be one of my favorite mbmbam moments. Griffin's reluctance at his own joke. The brother's silent horror. The animation captures this trainwreck/homerun of a joke so well

[socialc1imb]

MY FAVORITE BIT EVER ACTUALLY

[samsincerely]

EVERYONE get in the tags rn and tell me your favorite cheese

[2birds1pencil]

*insert piping plover emojis here*

[arthur-dentist]

I'm literally working outside of work hours rn (taking a lil break) to enter plover data bc these little buggers are so busy rn I spend all of my time in the field

[isaacsapphire]

I adore that this got in front of someone who was indeed working plovertime.

[cherryhatter-deactivated2015072]

KICK THE CAN!

Let’s play the biggest game of kick the can on the internet.

To kick the can, reblog it. I wanna see how long this can go on for.

[visibun]

the oldest reblogs for this post that i can find are from january 2nd of 2013. this can has been getting kicked around tumblr for almost 13½ years now

[drtanner]

And yet somehow this is my first time kicking it!

[babyjanedough]

Already know I wanna send this to people on June 1

[isuckattechnology]

Audio:

Erika, referencing ebenezer scrooge: You, boy! What day is it?!

Brennan, as a young boy: It's Pride, bitch!

[tactiletelekonesis]

one thing i love about the phm fandom is the sheer amount of people who love stratt. like so many other fandoms would overlook her or hate her or reduce her into an evil caricature because shes a woman in a powerful position who did something bad to the white boy protagonist but the phm fandom ADORES her. and theyre right. eva stratt the character ever

[flufflecat]

almost time

[leggywormy]

It's end of May, yall know what that means

[nylarac]

[tsunderrated]

[sandersstudies]

Name as many Shakespeare plays as you can. Feel free to write them down and check your answers but not to cheat. How many can you name?

0

1

2-3

4-5

6-7

8-9

10-14

15-19

20-24

25-29

30-35

36+ (“all of them” depending on who you ask)

Voting ended onJun 7

Tell me in the comments: are you from a country that speaks predominantly English? Was any Shakespeare required in your education?

[jerreeeeeee]

not every mutual fits neatly into an archetypal medievalism but there are some mutuals that im like yeah addressing you as “my liege” would come strangely naturally

[jerreeeeeee]

what mutual is prev

my liege lord

my loyal knight

my wise wizard

my evil advisor

my brother in arms

my lady muse

my wild mermaid friend

my fellow alchemist

my dashing rapscallion

my monstrous foe

Voting ended onJun 6

[orpheusilver]

masturbation is evil not for any puritan anti-fun reason but because it has permanently claimed so many verbs

[orpheusilver]

nobody can crank anything anymore. and god forbid you jerk

[orpheusilver]

turning off rbs at 75k btw so get your last reblogs in now

[onion-souls]

Sorry, Millennials, but recent paleontologist findings and hyolaryngeal apparatus reconstructions no longer support the hypothesis that "rawr" means "I love you" in dinosaur.

[onion-souls]

I made you a bibliography but I eated it :(

[velociraptrix]

women in STEM (shenanigans, tomfoolery, escapades, and mischief)

[cartoonrival]

im completely addicted to Open Link in New Tab

[cartoonrival]

if Open Link in New Tab is wrong then baby i dont want to be right