necromancer barbie

meg | 30 | she/her | bi | cis | terf dni

[medievalthymes]

when the lord you’re sworn to doesn’t uphold his chivalric values

[golongbyjoannanewsom]

obsessed w this person in the replies

[wifegideonnav]

“bits to use in everyday conversations”

[fairycosmos]

fucked that you can’t fix other people especially when you really care about them. Oh so im just supposed to be there for you while you suffer. like a useless cunt gargoyle

[zmpl]

can you imagine what it will be like the day it finally happens. no one will be posting about anything else. category 10 posting event. if it happens because of someone else their gofundme page will reach over $500,000 within a day. #hopecore

[userarmand]

"Armand has always been good." (Assad Zaman, 2026)

[bobdylanyaoi]

“Subverting” Catholic art? Oh, okay. I see, you think this has nothing to do with you. You log onto the internet and you post about how “Wound of Christ” from Psalter and Prayer Book of Bonne de Luxembourg, attributed to Jean le Noir, c.1349, for instance, looks like a vulva because you're trying to tell the world that you enjoy Catholic art and imagery in an alternative, queer, risqué way that challenges Christian beliefs. But what you don't know is that that stigma isn’t just a vulva. It's not just a mandorla. It's not just yonic. It's actually intentionally erotic. And you're also blithely unaware of the fact that around 1297, Saint Angela of Foligno experienced a vision of Christ himself, who called her to put her mouth to the wound in his side and lick the freshly flowing blood. And then I think it was Saint Catherine of Siena who drank blood and a clear liquid from the wound before receiving a ring made from Christ’s foreskin? And then graphically erotic encounters with the side wound of Christ quickly showed up in the writings of eight different mystics. And then the yonic interpretation of the stigmata filtered down through the illuminated manuscripts and then trickled on down into some pseudo-intellectual corner of the internet…where you, no doubt, fished it out of some Pinterest board. However, that interpretation represents hundreds of years and countless visions of religious ecstasy. And it's sort of comical how you think that you've come up with an idea that exempts you from Christian theology when, in fact…you're posting an image that was sexualized for you by the very Medieval saints you think you’re so different than…from “subverted” Catholic art.

[akashicrecord]

starting a foundation that gives disadvantaged children one wild ass night at the club

[overturned-toybox-of-thoughts]

Why the fuck are you suggesting putting CHILDREN in a club?

[akashicrecord]

So they can sip grey goose, maybe have a cig, and feel the rhythm? Are you the fun police?

[theconcealedweapon]

[maarvarq]

Always bear in mind that there is absolutely no legitimate evidence that Luigi was actually the one who killed the insurance company guy.

[theconcealedweapon]

Of course he wasn't. He was at a party with me that day.

[tiny-space-whale]

No but like literally, actually. All bits aside.

He didn't do it.

The cops very clearly planted evidence on him because they had to make an arrest because all eyes were on them and whoever actually did the deed was making them look stupid.

Why would the real killer hero have kept the weapon on his person and traveled two states over while carrying it and a manifesto in his bag, conveniently turning the crime into a federal matter? The same guy whose bag they found in a park, filled with monopoly money? Why did the police turn off their bodycams, take Luigi's stuff, drive a block away, turn their bodycams back on, go back into the restaurant, and then arrest him?

From the moment of his arrest, even left-of-center media has been presuming his guilt without examining anything (e.g. calling him "the killer" instead of "alleged" or "accused") and then when I say he didn't do it, the nearest person chimes in with some quip that tells me they think he did do it but should go free anyway. Don't get me wrong, I would have the same attitude if he had done it. But he didn't. It makes me feel like the only sane person in the world, even among my staunchly leftist friends.

[kyatra]

seeing a black and white cow is always so damn awesome it’s like Hey i know that guy.from my kindergarten abcs

[kyatra]

HASHTAG STUPID HASHTAG IDIOT HASHTAG DUMBASS ?!?!!?

[clowngirlpony]

Pack of hamburgers enjoying the carcass of a freshly killed hashbrowns

[j4gm]

big fan of "one william" as a quantity. keep it up

[dovecote]

It makes me think of the mysterious Williamcoin I received in the mail recently.

[dovecote]

Behold, One William.

[j4gm]

holy shit, you found it. one william dollar.

[dovecote]

So, very unfortunate news. I actually received a follow up in the mail, too.

Forbidden Williamcoin

[human-blob-nessie]

this is art i can't breathe thats too good

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

Recently read an evil and fucked up story about evil and fucked up people doing evil and fucked up stuff and I glanced at the reviews and so many of them were negative reviews saying "this is evil and fucked up >:(" and I'm like. Why are you here.

[meinroi]

ETHAN HAWKE as JOHN BROWN THE GOOD LORD BIRD (2020)

[dreaminterlude]

we’re never making it out of the labyrinth

[passion-of-l0vers]

not having a beverage can kill you. you can’t live on water alone that’s insane

[passion-of-l0vers]

can someone pour a beverage into an envelope and send it to my house

[stxrrstruckk]

wait didn't one guy survive overseas on like rain water only for abt a year or smth??

[passion-of-l0vers]

no i think he probably had like a lemonade or soda or smth

[stxrrstruckk]

u sure buddy

[passion-of-l0vers]

that ai answer fails to mention that he most likely had the occasional iced coffee or some sort of soft drink

[passion-of-l0vers]

matthew 4:4

[swarnpert]

is a man not entitled to the sweat dripping down his own balls?

[swarnpert]

‘No!’ Says Lil Jon, ‘it belongs to the window.’

‘No!’ Say the Ying Yang Twins, ‘it belongs to the wall.’