I Am Made Of Chalk

Sarah, 19, England. Here for a good time not a long time

[lmte]

excuse me, which level of hell is this?

[gaypeopletwitter]

[gentlemanbones]

I had a rude-ass dream last night. Some disembodied voice said “Hey, wanna hear a funny joke?” I’m a fan of jokes and do what voices tell me in my dreams, so I say “Yeah, sure.” Then my 8 AM alarm goes off.

Prick.

[hokuto-ju-no-ken]

Holy shit

[saluteofthejugger]

*takes an evil shower*

[d3monicas]

if u say shit like “lovemaking” to my face ill rob you

[clodiuspulcher]

When you come home from a ten year war and immediately call your father in law a cuck

[screamingcrawfish]

shoutout to the time my mom was hammered and i heard her trying to tell my dad that she murdered her first husband years ago and my dad very patiently said “i saw glenn in an elevator last week”

[goblinloreremade]

[mothman-noises]

Me, five minutes into any conversation:

[kitty]

[catmemearchive]

[cassandrapentayaaaaas]

That one gremlin in my brain: We’re so… fuckin lonely? We’re LONEly. We wanna hOLD a PERson and bE loved,,,

The rest of me:

[sorrywrld-deactivated20190515]

i love a bitch who look like she can fight

[theawesomeadventurer]

[transheadcrab]

trying to convince my roommate not to eat tinfoil

[transheadcrab]

stop it bastard

[showerthoughtsofficial]

When you’re a kid, one teacher walking into another teacher’s classroom is the biggest crossover event reality has to offer

[flightyfinch]

my physics and english teacher hated each other and the physics teacher made a habit of getting grades back to students as quickly as possible and one day he just walked into her classroom and started handing back tests while she was trying to lecture

[oceanicgf-deactivating-deactiva]

WHERE is the video with the guy with the laptop dancing to really bad music please i need this

[sensicalabsurdities]

before i hit play i was like “I’m sure ‘bad music’ is subjective” … and then

[sparklybrows]

[eliaes-deactivated20160508]

can these two get their own 55 minute long television show with 6 seasons and a sequel please

[neo-soulless]

“Many others have fallen away” ssjsnakndmf