Madison.txt

[incorrectskyrimquotes]

"virgin" airlines? heh... not after I'm done with em...

[incorrectskyrimquotes]

wrong blog

[feralratbitesu]

soxy i'm sorry but what the fuck does "crab rangoon is a food thats an animal" supposed to mean

i bet u feel so stupid rn. theyre grazing

[occultbooks]

some of my best friends are bad movies

[vanillawifi]

🤨 not me I hope

[thelovingend-deactivated2025073]

[conzoop]

malls are dying because they don't have blacksmith, apothecary, alehouse or peddler's

[yaza-con-queso]

We must create dungeons that expand for miles under the earth and malls are the hub areas where warriors gather to venture deep beanth the surface for treasures yet discovered. It's the only way to save the economy.

[conzoop]

👆It's is the only way to save the economy

[elbiotipo]

pro-tip: don't ever use the sentence "thousands of years" in your worldbuilding unless you really know what a thousand years is like

[elbiotipo]

Quick cheat sheet:

The middle ages were one thousand years ago

I don't know if I need you to tell you this but Jesus was alive 2 thousand years ago during the Roman Empire

3 thousand years ago the Mediterranean and Middle East were recovering from the bronze age collapse. None of the philosophers of Western philosophy (or Eastern for that matter) were born yet

Earliest writing dates roughly to 5 thousand years ago.

Agriculture started roughly 10 thousand years ago

So yes, you can write whatever you like but if you're telling me that an individual dynasty has been ruling since 8000 years ago (HOLA JORGE) I have to wonder if they even had writing back then

[imsobadatnicknames2]

To be fair you can find one guy like that in the comment section of most metal bands on youtube

[gameandwatch-deactivated2013043]

challenge: name an object no human has attempted to use sexually

[killeveryman-deactivated2013090]

ur penis

[ejacutastic]

[breadcrab]

kyaaaa I'm late to vampire school *runs out while holding a dude by the neck in my mouth*

[teaboot]

He won’t survive that. He’s toast

[vanillawifi]

@maxwellpdf vampire campaign

[pirateprincessjess]

“Covid game me narcolepsy” no you fucking pervert it didn’t. You’re just a weirdo with a gross fetish. Covid didn’t make you suddenly want to fuck dead people. Keep that shit to yourself you gods damned weirdo

I have type 2 Narcolepsy. Studies have shown that serious viral infections can cause people to develop Narcolepsy if they are already genetically susceptible to having it. This includes covid. That is what happened to me.

You on the other hand might want to google the difference between Narcolepsy and Necrophilia….

[junglejim4322]

I’m gonna be real this might be a contender for one of the best posts of all time im going to be thinking about the anon who thought narcolepsy was necrophilia for months

[maxwellpdf]

[jstor]

hey JSTOR can u share some articles where it’s very clear two academics have serious beef and are constantly shading the other?

Literary critic F.R. Leavis was quite dogmatic at times and had a complicated relationship with T.S. Eliot and his work, which you can read about in this book chapter if you have JSTOR access.

Not exactly a journal article spat but still interesting!

[oldshrewsburyian]

Ooh, I have one! The Bastard Feudalism debate (sic) in Past & Present:

Article 1: Coss, P. R. “Bastard Feudalism Revised.” Past & Present, no. 125 (1989): 27–64. http://www.jstor.org/stable/650860

Article 2: Crouch, David, and D. A. Carpenter. “Bastard Feudalism Revised.” Past & Present, no. 131 (1991): 165–89. http://www.jstor.org/stable/650873

Article 3 (the infamous "Reply to" format!): Coss, P. R. “Bastard Feudalism Revised: Reply.” Past & Present, no. 131 (1991): 190–203. http://www.jstor.org/stable/650874

It's actually quite civilized in tone, with the author of the original article referring to one of the respondents as "an old sparring partner" (aww.)

[evilwizard]

Hey how’s it going? I like your tower, it’s very damp. The locusts are coming. It’s not my fault. Cool hat btw.

hey thanks, i really apprecia—wait what

[the-locusts]

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[evilwizard]

MY FUCKING CROPS

[uxji]

[chilewithcarnage]

[passionpeachy]

This vendor at the queer bookfair nearly leaping at me and saying "finally another non-white person please stay as long as you like. I feel haunted by all these white people" lmfaooooo

[passionpeachy]

girl help they're haunting my inbox now

[passionpeachy]

maybe think less about your bruised ego about a private light-hearted joke and more about “why is the queer writing world so white that someone is relieved to see a mexican walk by”

[mollywog]

Send me something to think about

[batrachised]

baby elephants

(source)

[paladin-n-cleric]

what are you wearing rn and is it representative of your style

[se-conway]

being an author is a lot like being a parent (probably). I say I don't have favourites but when you look into my wallet (phone storage) it's just the same 2 characters